Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread HOT AS A FYRA CRACKA edition

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

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Ok, why do they say Robert so much? I don't understand.

FIRST FOR NO CROWD ROBERT

WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT

PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.

LOTTA LIMOS BACK IN DA BACK

ten four

FPBP

send ALL the limos

Super Drunk Bros.!

First for hysterical callers.

GOODBYE ROBERT

robert doing gods work

CHECK YO KEYS, ROBERT

Straya-started thread. Welcome back Straya, Robert.

Posting in Robert's thread

>save Robert

no problemo

youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

>Who is Robert?
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:

Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee

In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, you will hear "Robert."

In Robert we trust.

10-4 Robert, check yo keys

you finally did it man, you didnt get cucked again

Is Chicago meant to be a tourist hot spot? Is it actually safe to visit?

THANK FUCK

>Is that a whistle?

Cop lingo for "Roger" or I copy, or I heard and understood.

Based eucalyptus tree OP

Fight and music disturbance between brothers

Muh OC

10-4 shots fired

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

What you missed earlier tonight...

> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls

> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black trailblazer

Niggas ain't even /comfy/

yes and no, respectively. Go for the food, stay because you got clapped. 0110 all day, monica.

do the cops responding to shots fired come in armed heavy ?

>1 post by this ID

Kek is with us tonight.

wrong, it means an arrest was made or the night shift car code

KEK's HOLY QUINTS

> Gang disturbance on Roscoe and Polasky - Nothing Further
> Robert is having issues logging on
> Woman called in stating people who lived beneath her apartment are trying to break in
> Aliens attempted communication via Chiraq radio at 12:02 EST
> Man called in wanting a party bus kept from parking
> Man in black shirt black pants trying to break into apartment, man threatened to throw rocks through window at caller
> Three males fighting with female, shirts off, behind library. Mace in play
> Fancy Nig nog asked about Eastbound Transfer
> Three males tagging someone's car in alley, caller couldn't give description...Probably black.
> Drunk strikes GF in grey VW jetta
> Group of Hispanics throwing bottles at moving cars
> Follow up at school, people reported heard but not seen
> Fire dept team involved in an accident
> Off duty cop involved in shooting
> Unknown tall fair skinned person is getting in and out of three different cars armed with a flashlight
> Loud music called in at West Fulton
> Driver struck fence in car, music blaring, left westbound - no further
> Child called in, complaining about GF
> Burglary follow up - no one on site, alarm company called. Lock is dislodged from door and on the ground.
> South Emerald foot chase, black male, 6' 2", tie-dye pants, weird shoes, short fro. Can't forget those "tight ass pants".
> Male black beating on white person with hammer
> 49 yr old male shot in arm
> loud music in back yard on albany
> Male on Eastwood called needing ambulance for mother, hung up
> Caller called in driving a white honda CRV broken down, several gangbangers with guns on the street corner
> Follow up on CRV, no gangbangers. Just waiting for a tow.

10/10 would bang

chitownmugshots.com/profile/3262170/alyssa-leigh/

I've been to Chicago a few times and never had a problem but I stayed in the good (white) part with museums and whatnot. Never ventured into the war zone.

>checked
>1488
praise kek and robert

PERSON ON A PORCH IN NEED OF HELP.

NOISE COMPLAINTS INCREASING

PHENOMENOUS SHOOTING

CALL THE COPS!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

When do we start a new thread

> Code amber invoked, caller has missing son.
> Hispanic having issue with gf, mad because she was talking to someone about charging her phone, threatening with knife.
> Gang disturbance on 48th and Rockwell
> Car accident on Milwaukie, two cars, Male hispanic at fault, no insurance.
> 31st street suspicious person, male white or male hispanic, facing westbound... looking suspicious.
> Male in truck having breathing difficulty, probably drunk.
> Red rover said on the radio, in rhyme.
> Unconscious male suspect bleeding from the nose.
> California and Polk car accident
> Man's son tried to commit suicide via 20 xanax
> Apartment on fire reported. Again
> Girl on yellow bike tried to escape domestic, beat up by bf, caught by cop on corner
> Black male reported carrying bag, armed, speaking to himself.
> Male black has female black pinned against fence across from gas station. Arguing about guns.
> Man stabbed in neck by roomate. Declining EMS.

it's basically a wood chipper for poor people.

>What is taking a shit

Where at? Winthrop here.

is going dooown, Kek given us a sign

Did someone mention donuts?

Crime compiler here. Been getting distracted. I'll post what I have and that's it for me guys. Thanks for the great time. Stay comfy

nothing is even going on

ROBERT WALKS WITH KEK

Shit.

You sir are awesome.

Roll up and see what's going on

Safer than what you'd think, as they rarely go after police

When the bottom numbers become italicized. Let the ausfag start the next one.

Calm down Robert Kek doesn't like it when you are angry

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But it is only for night shift, plus they are still saying 10-4. I think it is just a call sign

it's hit/miss. you stick to the downtown area and youre perfect. michigan ave is completely safe and full of tourists. you go outside that area and it really just depends on the neighborhood you're in/what you're doing.your mode of transportation

most of these calls come from areas you have no interest in going to anyway

Too /comfy/ to take a pic, famalamadingdong.

Thank you for explaining user.

I'm admiring your digits.

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Mods should sticky this for the weekend

>98642 ROBERT
card so far, fresh sheet.

No. They just roll their police car up through the area and see if they find something.

no, it's not safe to visit because leftists in their infinite wisdom demolished the projects and spread niggers all around the city.

my friend witnessed a shooting in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the city this week. the only area of chicago that is safe is the o'hare are but that's because there's multiple wealthy suburbs there that have their own police forces which keep niggers at bay.

Spic officer needed!

It's getting a little bit bad out there

You've never heard of CPDK...

31st for spanish speaking spanish speakers

Do you have a Spanish speaking Spanish speaker?

>a spanish speaking, spanish speaker

wow scanner was off for 2 seconds THATS A NEW RECORD

>masha P
what a shame...

Hail Robert! Fourteenth Son of kek!

WE NEED A SPANISH SPEAKING SPANISH SPEAKER

>spanish speaking officer

bitch should've just asked for a Spaniard

CONFIRMED

why m8? Did something happen to her and her glorious ass?

10-4 robert

no. flashing your lights is enough. they rarely if ever shoot at police

You did real gud boi. I's hope you get mo money fo yo programs.

Very safe.

two.
male.
blacks.

No stickies attract cancer it would be nothing but who is Robert shit posting.

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spic manlet on the run

how's winnetka? my movie waifu is from there

Depends on the location. If it was here in San Diego, the whole area would be locked down and swat would be deployed. Chicago it's normal day-in-day-out shit.

>having white republican mayor
feelsgoodman.jpg

You called?

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ponytail flapping in the cool chicago wind

When will they learn

Spanish is not a condition

is this fake?