Go to italy

>go to italy
>go to convenience store
>"umm can I have some bottled water?"
>"Aqua? signore? :DDDDDDD"
Fuck italy.

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*SHITaly

>go to a country
>make zero effort to learn the most basic phrases in its language
>butthurt that people can't talk to you
Sincerely kys.

>it's another Amerindian hates on actual whites episode

>go to italy
>speak fluent italian
>all men give high fives
>all women say that "wow such hot man"
>go eat pizza with Totti

I was a tourist in a tourist area.

>Go to japan
>ask for ice tea
>just get bitter tea with ice in it
Fucking old worlders are retarded.

>go to italy
>order pepperoni pizza
>get this

And I though the "leafposting" was just a meme

Kys faggot they don't have to know your fucking language

Die old world retards. Learn english or else.

I speak English very best than you

aqua means water in italian

fuck off chang

We just don't want you here, understood?

Come on, move.

>go to Germany
>go to restaurant
>ask for water
>get carbonated water

STOP!! if I ask for "water" I don't 'wasser mit gas'

Stop being entitled

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Leafposting at its finest.

Why do you dislike carbonated water. I rather like it. Helped me kick my soda habit.

I don't drink soda and carbonated beverages make me burpy.

it was just the fact that if I asked for water, I got carbonated water. if I wanted non carbonated water, I had to specify mineral water.

I mistakenly ordered carbonated water like 10 times.

Have fun being destroyed by the eternal anglo culture, and then by its language.

Peperoni = bell pepper in Italian. The word "pepperoni" doesn't exist in Italy, the pizza you wanted is called diavola.

as if being america-lite denotes the culture america's promulgating as yours lol

>go to America
>order a pilsner
>get a something they call a pilsner that is so loaded with hops it tastes like a lager

>go to spain
>ask for a bottle of lemon tea
>get a slurpee/granita
How the heck did I manage to fuck it up?

>Go to restaurant in Germany
>They charge for the bread basket
>They charge for the water

WTF I love Italy now

Would do the same with a stupid leaf

Or else what?

>go to traditional german restaurant
>order kebab in fluent german
>get arrested for not speaking arabic

>go to italy
>restaurants charge for the tablecloth

>go to israel
>restaurants charge for the chairs and table

>go to israel
>armed muzzie charge you

No that's europe

You have black skin right?

it's acqua though

Canadians are just americans with a superiority complex

those are anglo canadians

actual canadians (quebec) are cool

No fogini, it's Water.

>>go to israel
>>armed muzzie charge you
This coming from a French flag.

>it's acqua though
we no spells gud.

SHITalians shouldn't expect anyone to learn their irrelevant language.

True dat

looks absolutely delicious

Kek'd.

fognini?

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>Learning english when Asian century is beginning

Lol are you retard?

would eat