>go to italy
>go to convenience store
>"umm can I have some bottled water?"
>"Aqua? signore? :DDDDDDD"
Fuck italy.
Go to italy
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>go to a country
>make zero effort to learn the most basic phrases in its language
>butthurt that people can't talk to you
Sincerely kys.
>it's another Amerindian hates on actual whites episode
>go to italy
>speak fluent italian
>all men give high fives
>all women say that "wow such hot man"
>go eat pizza with Totti
I was a tourist in a tourist area.
>Go to japan
>ask for ice tea
>just get bitter tea with ice in it
Fucking old worlders are retarded.
>go to italy
>order pepperoni pizza
>get this
And I though the "leafposting" was just a meme
Kys faggot they don't have to know your fucking language
Die old world retards. Learn english or else.
I speak English very best than you
aqua means water in italian
fuck off chang
We just don't want you here, understood?
Come on, move.
>go to Germany
>go to restaurant
>ask for water
>get carbonated water
STOP!! if I ask for "water" I don't 'wasser mit gas'
Stop being entitled
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Leafposting at its finest.
Why do you dislike carbonated water. I rather like it. Helped me kick my soda habit.
I don't drink soda and carbonated beverages make me burpy.
it was just the fact that if I asked for water, I got carbonated water. if I wanted non carbonated water, I had to specify mineral water.
I mistakenly ordered carbonated water like 10 times.
Have fun being destroyed by the eternal anglo culture, and then by its language.
Peperoni = bell pepper in Italian. The word "pepperoni" doesn't exist in Italy, the pizza you wanted is called diavola.
as if being america-lite denotes the culture america's promulgating as yours lol
>go to America
>order a pilsner
>get a something they call a pilsner that is so loaded with hops it tastes like a lager
>go to spain
>ask for a bottle of lemon tea
>get a slurpee/granita
How the heck did I manage to fuck it up?
>Go to restaurant in Germany
>They charge for the bread basket
>They charge for the water
WTF I love Italy now
Would do the same with a stupid leaf
Or else what?
>go to traditional german restaurant
>order kebab in fluent german
>get arrested for not speaking arabic
>go to italy
>restaurants charge for the tablecloth
>go to israel
>restaurants charge for the chairs and table
>go to israel
>armed muzzie charge you
No that's europe
You have black skin right?
it's acqua though
Canadians are just americans with a superiority complex
those are anglo canadians
actual canadians (quebec) are cool
No fogini, it's Water.
>>go to israel
>>armed muzzie charge you
This coming from a French flag.
>it's acqua though
we no spells gud.
SHITalians shouldn't expect anyone to learn their irrelevant language.
True dat
looks absolutely delicious
Kek'd.
fognini?
>Learning english when Asian century is beginning
Lol are you retard?
would eat