American burger eater here

American burger eater here.

Tell me about the queen. Anything...i dont know shit.

Mute swans are her property in England.

She is nice, she used to visit us alot, we are her favourite country.

She doesn't come very often anymore because she is old, but we still love her.

German. Nazi. Reptillian. Old.

She has the same birthday as me. If we were born a day earlier, we would have shared a birthday with Uncle Adolf. Although, then we would also be associated with degenerate potheads.

She has Corgi dogs and she watches Coronation street.

>dubs
/thread

Her work was compete in Canadia

10 dubs

>implying

just an elderly german woman with a silly metal hat

>Leaf

>eye witness is a dirty native who apparently witnessed the queen herself cutting open some baby in a church basement

yea ok

my id

>my id
>C0Q
how the fuck?

She was super fucking hot.

Lifetime sponge.

Hard to say with queens of the last 200 years but the original Queen Elizabeth, the fire crotched virgin girl queen stood up to the filthy Papists and their despot, her colonies pretty much founded your country. By 1800 the filthy Papal horde had fully infiltrated not only the new world but ole Englands inner circle. That's why in 1812 we burnt down your whitehouse along with your original declaration of independence. Ever since the US has been a crypto vassal of the crown which in turn works with the despot to rule all of the west and most of the world. This is what the new world order is, the old world. Real history is purdy neat.

An old woman who let Britain fall to ruin but you love her anyway because she reminds you of your wonderful grandma :3

She likes horses and has bred many a successful race horse.

>her colonies pretty much founded your country.

how fucking old do you think she is?

Dose the queen have any actual power, or is she just there for the tourists?

She's actually German and Windsor is a made up name. She should be a Wettin which is part of the Guelphic nobilitiy of Saxe-Cogburg Gotha.

Shes red pilled. Loves nothing more than getting in a jeep, telling her minders to fuck off and then goes driving all over her Scottish estate. Gets out to shoot at deer's and grouse. Likes to drink whiskey too.

I reckon her kids disappoint her.

> Does she have power

Definately, she can totally fuck a country over. She sacked the Australian prime minister in 1974 coz he was a useless lefty that couldn't pass a budget.

Sjw Australians have only recently gotten over it. However the whole incident made her more based in the eyes of the redpilled.

The Queen Does Push Dope!
April 13, 2010 • 8:56AM

by Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr.

Yes, Mabel, the Queen of England does push dope. Anyone who seeks to deny this now, is worse than a Nazi-like liar. Worse, her government is presently engaged in the greatest attempt at mass-murder, planet-wide, in world history to date. In her regime's effort to bring about the great, world-wide genocide advocated by the World Wildlife Fund of her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, her minions have also attempted to destroy the most prominent force against genocide operating world-wide today, the Catholic Church.

Worst of all, she is using her dupe, the Nero-like, would-be, Hitler-like mass-murderer President Barack Obama, in the effort to accomplish those Hitler-copied objectives.

Grandmother of the Commonwealth.

Who else here /lovethequeen/?

I mean, if you fuss over being German that many generations in you might as well call the UK a German state.

Whites all adopt the countryman status of their homeland after 2nd generation (unless you are Southern European or Irish)

She spent WW2 repairing trucks and can drive standard very comfortably.

She has total control of the Armed Forces and can dissolve Parliament whenever she wants.

The Queen is actually pretty good at changing spark plugs in a car.

(she did a car maintenance course during the war)

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

as inbred as the average muzzie

I would bet money on it happening in our lifetieme if Mays is elected

This is a great fucking thing for you bongs. If your Kike overlords ever tried a coup yoru military is loyal to HRM and her British subjects by extension.

Everyone shits on the Monarchy but she is the literally embodiment of the people's welfare.

OK bongs, you red picked me on your Queen! I would fight and lay down my life for your Queen. Only to honor The True Blue Hearts of,Oak.

If you Bongs love her that's good enough for me!

God Save the Queen..and The Donald too!

A long time ago England was ruled by indigenous Anglo-Saxon kings.

In 1066 vikings living in northern france invaded and took over. Gradually over time they culturally became English, but they remained part of Royal houses based in Northern France/Western Europe. In the 13th century they conquered Wales, then after they conquered Ireland.

Then one king decided to split from the Catholic church, establishing the Church of England.

Then a queen left no heirs and a Scottish King took the English throne. The aristocrats didn't like the absolutist tendencies of him and his heirs and there was a civil war where England became a republic and decapitated the King. Also during this time the Scottish religious establishment adopted some calivinism and broke away from the catholic church.

Because the republic was a failure the aristocrats asked the son of the king they killed to come back and rule them. He was alright but HIS son was a catholic dickhead who the aristocrats hated. So they asked a dutch guy to come and rule them on the agreement that he can't be an absolutist king and has to accept the authority of the aristocratic class in Parliament (Glorious Revolution of 1688). Since that restriction on Royal power by parliament the power of the monarch has decreased steadily to the point where today they are merely a symbolic figurehead.

Then the dutch guy's line failed to produce heirs so they asked a german cousin to come and take the throne (Hanoverian Succession).

This German/Hanoverian line of British Monarchs has ruled uniterrupted for the past 200+ years. They changed their name to Windsor in the early 20th century due to anti-German sentiment.

Good Queen Bess a best. Liz 2 a close second.

Fuck you. This flag means we say no to bullshit """"""""""nobility."""""""""" Your ancestors fought and died so you wouldn't be forced to worship a monarch.

Go back to England, traitor.

why does she she wear the crown?

If i pulled that off would she die?

She's fucking cute. Thick eyebrows indicate plenty of testosterone and pheromones.

Our ancestors fought and died so we could choose to worship whatever we want.

Which is why it's so pathetic that you choose to worship the very thing you'd be forced too had they not.

We are not British anymore, nor have we been for 200 years. She is not our Queen. To show deference to the Queen of another country is treachery. I say again, get back on the boat.

You do realize that the Confederacy sent a congregation to London trying to gain British support on the basis that they were Englishmen and therefore had an inseparable relationship from England?

>the Confederacy
You mean the traitors? If you're trying to refute my point you're doing a shit job.

Not sure if rare

>fukkin rare flag mate

She drove the president of some muslim country around in a car, too, despite women being banned from driving in said country.

Yup. It'll be a sad day if/when she dies.

He's only mirin' m8y.

I like you and your monarch as much as the next guy, but you'll never hear the words "God Save the Queen" out of my mouth.

>i dont know shit.

Neither do we. Most coldest, absent and impersonal monarch that has ever existed in the history of the UK, famm. Your guess is as good as ours.

>Tell me about the queen

She's our countries mum m8

she's a dried up old cunt that's basically england's main tourist attraction.

Where in the FUCK is Curacao?

Wait, no, it's probably some Island-town off the Caribbean chain.

Love and respect Her Majesty.
I'm English in heritage, therefore she holds a special place in my heart.

It's an island in the south Caribbean originally colonized by the Dutch.

I remember from pic related

Good taste, Friend.

Did you ever bother to save your family? I make a point to do it every game, in between turning the filthy Dutch into a nation of sea-ghosts and making mad gold.

Always.

>turning the filthy Dutch into a nation of sea-ghosts
>not conquering the entire Caribbean in their name
>mfw

>Promoting the barbarians and their filthy tongue

I would be willing to tolerate French, only because you would be a contrarian fuck rather than a full savage, but come on man!