jewish wife edition
/brit/
imagine being a monolingual or not speaking a non-roman alphabet language
can't even FATHOM how one can be such a brainlet
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LADS MY 14 YEAR OLD BROTHER CAUGHT ME SPUNKING INTO BOTTLES FOR PRE WORKOUT BOOSTS WHAT THE FUC KDO I DO
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eat legumes, lean protein and broccoli/spinach/peas/cabbage etc.
drink a lot of water and black coffee....obviously don't drink any calories at all, and don't drink diet fizzy drinks (stimulates appetite)
Knock, knock
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there's only one G*d, YHVH, but ther gods worshpped by other religions are probably angels or demons. they probably exist, they're just not G*d
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nerd
*smothers your face with me fat yank arse*
who's there?
Bumped into the ex (2 months) on the way home from the gym lads...
Chatted for a minute or two, she said we should catch up soon; what did she mean by this?
I'm pretty much over her tbqh
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GktXlCEJ-HU
what a fucking TUNE lads
the ideal gf
you just know she has an ugly fod under that fringe
anyone fancy jumping off beachy head
post a video
>legumes
not doing this. eating wholegrains (rice and oats) and peas tho.
>lean protein
doing this: milk, chicken and fish
>veg
doing this: broc, carrots, green ppers, occasionally mushrooms.
finna not drink coffee because i get quite panic-attacky as it is anyway. finna drink green tea.
I'm a white boy from Ohio
need a gf EXACTLY like this
*sneezes*
>ARSESHIT
what thread
>Shitterton
Nice to hear Cersei Lannister on the Mercedes ads
heard that cleveland is a real shithole
birmingham is the best city in the uk for foodies.
peas are a legume tbqh
But yeah, lentils and beans are very good (high protein, not overly calorific, low GI, lots of fibre.....they fill you up and are good for you)
Milk isn't the best tbqh, quite caloric and not very filling.
Sounds like you're doing alright though
yanks are thick as pigshite
i.4cdn.org
*enters thread*
>the mercury music prize
Odd way of spelling London :S
note: anyone that identifies as a 'foodie' should be drowned
RIP ludders
smells like one too
there's a beachy head thread on sqrt64chan
some autismo went down not ago and got talked out of it by the chaplins
you can't dilly dally or they'll getcha
some how became sort of allergic to beans from eating them alot (have a peanut allergy) . lentil/chickpeas are alright but too much effort to cook.
milk goes with oats + good for protein and casein.
lol
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Someone tell me the point of life
Seriously questioning existence right now
london is fucking shite for consumers of food.
you have variety, but everything is overpriced and in terms of actually buying ingredients with which to cook you're cucked in several ways.
I stand by my earlier statement and I can provide arguments as to why.
why don't they just put mattresses and pillows at the bottom
any fashy lads in
huh
how odd
to have fun and enjoy yourself
no.
14, but not 88
To experience sensations and sense experiences.
you have to find the point through life
living a lethargic life won't make your discover it though
>not wrestling it
Maybe
Things I like:
Eating
Drinking
Dancing
Talking
Laughing
Things I don't like:
Writing dating profiles
to reach truth.
boomers should be gassed
Jesus
might kill myself
Aisha is coming for you
few more weeks and i'll finally have grown out this shitty fucking haircut. can see it taking shape now
can't wait lads
im supra-fascist
mess with crocs, end up in a box
eh not everywhere is overpriced tbqh
and the ingredients thing is nonsense.
Don't forget incomes are higher in London too.
you take your hand and clench it into a fist. now take your first finger and stick it all the way out.
then move your hand to where your heart is located in your body (just left off midchest)
Raining out lads
Feels comfy
shut up
might get drunk tonight fellas
the gf
watching babymetal
love this pepe
good lad
Anyone else seen that new Mitchell & Webb comedy "Back"?
One of the sub plots has David Mitchell's ex-wife try for a baby with her new man, he's black and David Mitchell's character has to remind her to have sex with him, and also has to keep guard in a caravan whilst they fuck
Got me thinking
can't have one without the other
what went wrong
want Kev to put his willy in me gob x
mmm yum
Icy
could've sworn this was her
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Floridians are pussies
aesthetic
Oh dear
doing a similar thing
youtube.com
perusing gfs on interpals
*calls out his name*
where could he be?
Icy who?
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Hello?
Birmingham is fucking great for ingredients. you have several chinese supermarkets (not like grocers but big markets, one of which is fucking huge because its like the major conduit for the import of east/south-east asian food into the UK (that then gets sent on to the chinese restaurants across the cunt)).
You have the fish markets that are less of a meme than billingsgate and also ridiculously cheap but fresh. The indoor markets is also pretty good for meat, you can find grouse, guineafowl, i've found vennison and so on there. You have the outdoor markets with cheap produce + luxury shit that fell of the back of a lorry for pennies. By contrast if you go to borough market you're going to need to take a second mortgage out on your house (oh wait you're in a flatshare what am i on about) just for the same shit.
You also have very comprehensive paki and middle eastern markets/shops - whereas the ones i found in tower hamlets/brick lane were strangely lacking (though they had mental amounts of fish).
I'd say in terms of random cuisines, birmingham is en-par with london - ample polski skleps and turkish grocers and so on.
This is all proximal to the city centre, whereas in london you're going to have to sit on the tube for 50 minutes to get to an equivalent indian grocers in wembley and you'll probably pay through your teeth once you arrive there.
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why is he walking towards the camera?
need a resurgence of the original 2bh
we sunk below #100 in reposts until this post i'm making now
desuarchive.org
there was a moment there where that gator had a good shot at chomping down on his dome
I see (You)
bit slow there mate
lekka snaaks
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I was worried sick