Who would win?

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The rest of Europe.

bradley walsh on the left

brits got btfo by russian hooligans at marseille euro cup 2016

Russians

Me missus is russian

>bragging about an import bride

Gopniks are just the equivalent of chavs, it's the ultras that are the actual danger.

If real military is involved, Brits will win because a single machine gun can kill off at least 10 million russians. If football guys can't beat off Russian special forces, it's not their fault, they don't know how to eliminate Russians.

Russians

less inbred so they might feel pain

Also, shitposting aside, Eastern Euros are far better fighters than Western Europeans in my experience. Western Euros are pathetically confrontation averse whereas Eastern Euros will gladly fight you without even flinching.

It's mainly because the Russians are actual braindead subhumans who come out looking to kill people.

Russians beat the shit out of anglos in the euros.

Barrabravas would kill both though

Holy shit this. Maybe it's because American culture openly tolerates and cheers street fights so we all grow up with some fighting experience, but the few times i've had to deal with belligerent drunk Europeans, i've noticed that Brits/Germans/Frenchies and Spics will very quickly back down if you make it clear that you have no qualms about getting into a fist fight, whereas Russkies/Poles and the sort will essentially behave like angry pitbulls.

Though being 6'5" may have played a part, especially when i was in Barcelona.

Definitely Russians

English hooligans are mostly fat drunken louts, a few of whom do some actual training like maybe some boxing or something

Russian hooligans train literally all year to go to a tournament and kick the shit out of people.
>train to fight individually
>train to fight as a team
>actually fit
>dont drink

obviously the lager louts got their heads kicked in. And rightfully so for most of them, only want to fight because theyre drunk and in a big group

youtube.com/watch?v=LUAsDzc0Xro
watch 1:30 at the group of russians entering the square, they stick in a close group and know what theyre doing, who is where and where they're going

and look at 1:50 when the russian basically KO's a bald english guy - he immediately backs away, looking for the next threat, obviously knows how to fight. compare it to the english guy in his blue shirt to tries to fight him next. Then the russian knows he's lost his mates so he leaves, doesnt try to fight on pure adrenalin.

Basically the russians wanted to prove their hooligans are the best at euro 2016. meanwhile england hasnt had a hooligan culture like the old days for over a decade, and even if we still did they never did it as a full time job.

>russians
>>dont drink
10 rubles how been submitted to your putin account

The eternal normand

everyone else

russians drink a lot more than anglos that s why russians are more aggressive
but even gopniks would loose against balkan muslims cuz balkan muslims are low IQ inbreds who look like cavemen and attack in huge numbers numbers

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have a watch of this. Vassily the killer will explain it.
or the official representative at 21:20
or the professional boxer who was invited to fight with a firm at 24:10

they are good at this stuff because they take it seriously. also this is quite an interesting documentary

>that vid
literal subhumans

my bad. i thought we were talking about hooligans not just drunk chavs. in which case whoever beats the shit out of the other, everyone wins

>Estonia
>Talking about eliminating russians
Lmao kys

>dont drink
Their greastest leader literally had drunken parties with dancer dwarves. Killed at least dozens of people by forcing them to drink great eagle which is huge ass goblet full of vodka.

Read vodka politics(great book) if you are interested in Russians and their alcohol habits.

that's cause they're like monkeys, however the pack instinct is pretty strong, they're unlikely to fight without a group. but a minimum of three people should have no problem taking on a group of say 15 other guys ( the more retarded ones do this especially )

>English hooligans are mostly fat drunken louts,

Hardly any real hooligans exist in England, the proper ones have all been banned from travelling anyway. The ones you see doing the """"fighting"""" are just your every day drunken fat chav. They'd struggle to fight sober let alone after 10 pints.

>implying there are ethnic russians in the parliament
And then I checked
>Turkey
>IQ
>89
Nevermind

Russia is world 4th in alcohol consumption only surpassed by other slavs. But this is pointless as you will just calm me names.

'80s (or what was their best years) English hooligans vs 2016 Russian hooligans: who would win?

still 2016 Russians

even prime english hooligans still only really fought on weekends, and they did it because they loved fighting, loved beer and loved football. They could not compete with the guys who are training in that video