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UFC 217 Results
>Main Card
Michael Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre
T.J. Dillashaw def Cody Garbrandt via HEEM rd 2
Rose Namajunas def Joanna Jędrzejczyk via SHEEM rd 1
Stephen Thompson def Jorge Masvidal via zzzzZZZZzzzz Decision
Paulo Costa def Johny Hendricks via Devastation rd 2
>Prelims
James Vick def Joseph Duffy via TKO rd 1
Mark Godbeer def Walt Harris via DQ
Ovince Saint Preux def Corey Anderson HEEM rd 2
Randy Brown def Mickey Gall via Decision
>Early Prelims
Curtis Blaydes def Oleksiy Oliynyk via TKO rd 2
Ricardo Ramos def. Aiemann Zahabi via Sent to ShadowRealm rd 1

News:
>UFC 217: Post-fight Press Conference
youtube.com/watch?v=Xki2l7sHVXk

>UFC 217 photos
mmafighting.com/2017/11/4/16607662/ufc-217-photos

>Rose Namajunas over Joanna Jedrzejczyk by KO? Odds against it were astounding
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk-odds-ufc-217

>Twitter reacts to Georges St-Pierre's historic title win in return vs. Michael Bisping at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-georges-st-pierre-historic-title-win-vs-michael-bisping-ufc-217

>Twitter reacts T.J. Dillashaw's title-winning KO of Cody Garbrandt in UFC 217 grudge match
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/twitter-reacts-t-j-dillashaws-title-winning-tko-of-cody-garbrandt-in-ufc-217-grudge-match

>Twitter reacts to Rose Namajunas' title-winning KO of Joanna Jedrzejczyk at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/ufc-217-twitter-reaction-rose-namajunas-ko-joanna-jedrzejczyk

>coral springs

>new york city

no more buddehposting : (

>lithuania

WHAT IS UP MY BUDDEHS

BISBONG ON

>england

>bisping

BISCAN
BITCHPING
BITCHCAN
BISROID
BISGATEKEEPER
BISLOSER
BISFLUKE

BITCHPING
BITCHCAN
BISROID
BISGATEKEEPER
BISLOSER
BISFLUKE

BITCHPING
BITCHCAN
BISROID
BISGATEKEEPER
BISLOSER
BISFLUKE

BITCHPING
BITCHCAN
BISROID
BISGATEKEEPER
BISLOSER
BISFLUKE

BITCHPING
BITCHCAN
BISROID
BISGATEKEEPER
BISLOSER
BISFLUKE

GSP looked like shit tonight m8. Bisping was tagging him repeatedly and he was one round away from gassing. If Bisping could do that to him, Whittaker is going to fuck him up.

BISPING BTFO

Bitchping was KO'd by the ghost of Silva, needed a hometown decision for Hendo, now choked by a retired WW

>Cody's a hothead

No Rematch
No Belt
No Chin
No Dad

Press B to bow to the GOAT

>Bisping is acting like he didn't lose because he didn't get lucky or was fighting an old man

darren till actually kinda looks like bisping

the way their eyes are so close together

GSP used his jab too well, longer reach. That and the threat of the takedown, Bisping didn't really strike with him as much as you'd hope

>poland

bisping doesn't care, money whore.

Whittaker would MURDER him. This isn't even up for debate.

What's next for GSP? I don't know if he can reign in middleweight like he used to in welter.

Come on then, give it to me.

>your face when you are going to fight yoel next

Thank goodness. That meme was okay but it was overstaying it's welcome.

He gets fucked up by that filthy traitor Whittaker

Threadly reminder that Conor is FUCKED.

nah man, taking it well and definitely paying GSP the kudos

So is he gonna keep his promise and fight Romero next? That's the fight everyone wants to see.

could GSP stop this guy

>LONG BONG NOT RETIRING UNTIL HE WINS

>Get heemed by Yoel
>Gets heemed by Whittaker
>Fucking dies

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he's gonna have 4 belts by 2019 desu

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Bisping the only one to not be a crybaby

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who?

He was getting outjabbed by a welterweight. He never stuffed a single takedown. He didn't look good at all until after GSP blew his wad.

easily. he only beat big rigg by eyepoke

Bisping vs Kelvin or Bisping vs Jacare

No way. He'd get murdered by Bobby, Rockhold, Weidman etc.

Lads, I'd just like to quickly remind everyone that the Darce choke is a meme. It works sometimes, but you're usually better off taking the back. How many times do I see MMA fighters go for this meme choke and their opponent just stands up? I saw it tonight. Stop trying to spam a darce when your opponent can build base and stand up.

I'm only saying this because I don't want it to happen to you guys.

He knew he wasn't winning that fight, so he is mentally prepared.

we back to regular heem posting now?

You think he'd have learned the first time.

bisping vs yoel

he's a true veteran innit

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He literally beat GSP off his back which is GSPs best position.

He did fine.

Last time he was on the cover he got choked out a vegan spic stoner, bud. It's coming.

>I said he would be the stronger man
He literally never said this.

>traitor
his parents are australian, he was only born in NZ. he was never yours m8

>bisping is greek

he said the opposite

>I'd beat him in a rematch
>he just caught me
>he didn't hurt me

O, ye of little faith.

>all those Garbage fans who said Dillashaw is just a worse Cruz and would get KO'd

idk what you're talking about lad conor is undefeated

He really is. He needs Dana right now and he doesn't even realize it. He looks like a joke right now to normies and UFC is his only chance at redemption. He's burning his bridges by thinking he can still bully Dana around like he used to.

How do I achieve Bisping levels of un-JUST?

He did awful, he got taken down every single time.

GSP is my favorite fighter of all time but I honestly don't see him beating the cock.

>his parents are australian
>he's Maori
kek Ausfailian education

>lose to old man with glass mans
le wobbly when fatigue leprechaun

BITCH HE HADN'T SAID THAT WHEN YOU POSTED

wish Bisping would retire and just call fights with Joe and DC/Cruz

>leaving your wife and children behind to go hang at the yank's pub

love this dude

>Backtracking after the fight
The entire build-up was about how much bigger he was.

The most surprising result today was Rose heeming Jedrzejczyk

bisping ducking yoel lmao

This. It was early stoppage, Hendricks was obviously going for a takedown.

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Bisping being BTFO is heartbreaking.

White folks, take note.

You can have him he's garbage.

you're not making any sense, sorry i don't understand

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That's what I thought, pussy.

>Ramos spinning back elbow
>OSP head kick
>rose left hook
>tj right hook
Choose one. Which was the best of the night?

>you can't cry like a little bitch
daniel btfo

I'm not surprised she won, I'm surprised it happened in round 1.

DJ vs TJ
Who wins?

Kinda feel for Bisping. At least he got a taste of gold

TJ

Based King being based.

the OSP head blaster

what to tell the barber to get this cut?

sorry just please don't hurt me

Mighty manlet has never fought a real champ before, he'll get BTFO

Wait, what's the name of that black ring girl?

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>had to roid to fight an old man
o i am laffin

fight doesnt happen via TKO

Isn't this guy a boxer or something??

What are glass mans?

You know who the first president of the United States was?

Say no more senpai.

bisping came off well
gonna miss him when he's gone

DJ at 125
TJ at 135

Ramos Elbow. Jon Jones fucking wishes he could have landed one like that

TJ is going to dominate midget mouse.

>that last part
Damn he looks like a broken man. I only make fun of bisping to troll the jobless losers here but it's never fun when you can tell a grown man is on the verge of tears.

What, did I miss GSP?