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5'8 edition

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first for shit thread

me on the left

babestation

>tfw 6'3

Me on the far right

>tfw google knows about my mundane hobby in tracking down psychics and listening to swedish dreampop

Communication between human beings usually consists of 97% of non linguistic factors like facial expression, tone of voice and so on

So it is only natural to use reaction image to help your communication in anonymous

I chose time. There are 4 dimensions - length, width, height and time. What should I have fallen in love with, width? Come on now

back in sixth form because I'm a moron

intimidating because I know nobody

the hard truth is that our minds simply cannot fathom the machinations of the universe and that we are severely intellectually limited. we'll end up augmenting our brains with technology/AI and eventually become half-human half-mech beings that are plagued with unforeseeable issues.

we'll become the Borg

Don't understand why people like that quadroon Venti. She's clearly a fat hog, but she angles the camera favorably.

moron

don't say that you are my favourite poster

time is a human construct

alri grandad

I think shes very pretty and she has ample breasts

however isn't she only like 19, so maybe a bit young (24)

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Think Tim may be suffering from a spot of this

>twitch still requires flash
state of them. shant be visiting their site until they join us in 2017

>One of the Navy’s four strategic submarines is always on patrol, ensuring a continuous at sea deterrent, 24/7/365, carrying the nation’s ultimate weapon somewhere in the Seven Seas. Today’s Vanguard-class submarines uphold a mission which began in the late 1960s – since April 1969 the Royal Navy’s ballistic missile boats have not missed a single day on patrol

>During a patrol, the submarine is required to remain silent and is allowed to make contact with the United Kingdom only in an emergency. It navigates using mapped contour lines of the ocean floor and patrols a series of planned "boxes" measuring several thousand square miles. A 1,000-metre-long aerial trails on the surface behind the submarine to pick up incoming messages. Intelligence is constantly relayed to the vessel, giving details of shipping movements and potentially hostile aircraft or submarines in the area. Most of the 150 crew never know where they are or where they have been

Who want to be my favourite poster?

I like when she answers my stupid questions

youtube.com/watch?v=pukbzCC3cfQ
fat bastard

I'm 19. You're an old man. :^)

*raises hand and bends over*

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

honestly i am flattered thank you

gigantic waste of money I say this as a rorke

you'll be 24 too before long
they don't lie, time really does pass faster the older you get

lad who's going to uni after 8 years of neetdom

what's your major?

since turning 18 my life has been pretty shite pretty much nothing has happened but it occurred to me, why dont I just pretend I am 18 instead of 20 and I can try again. I look 18, i feel no different than at 18 so kinda makes sense. Only problem is how would I go about legally pretending im 18. any ideas?

>dimensions past 4

err no darling

youtu.be/Uf3hL2A0JhQ?t=1m25s

*spooky Twilight Zone music starts playing*

can hear my nigerian neighbour laughing at 3.26am

wish I had that kind of optimism

that's just your president delivering a speech

since turning 18 my life has been pretty great.

I'm 31, the next 12 years will pass faster for you than you ever expected

Definitely my favourite poster

some girl i don't know added me to normiebook, the profile doesn't look fake at all

wtf do i do now?

am i no longer a virgin?

I've come to realize that anglophones are the most capable at expressing themselves solely with the written word.

And no, this isnt just a personal bias because its my native tongue.

Obviously germans can communicate certain things with precision (ie. Conceptually difficult-to-grasp philosophy), the French, other things (ie. Romantic or inspirational things), tje Japanese other things yet (ie. Esoteric sentiments a la 'sage time'). But English can do a bit of it all.

English speakers also rely the most on wit in expression, wordplay, etc. while other languages dont even seem to have an ability to impart humour (ex. German).

i agree but it's easy for me to say as a yank. we have 63(iirc) nuclear submarines patrolling the oceans

just know that when you go to bed later, it is out there, thousands of miles away, deep in the atlantic
ever aware

ever vigilant

I'm 19 I feel 14.all my mates are slowly disappearing too

Who is this godess?

why tf do they need 150 people to man these things
jesus christ

google literally knows where you have been of every day if you have your location always. Its in the settings if your on android

i made it to about 22 before falling into a depression that's all but completely destroyed me

I recognize trump has weird orange skin

But I think making fun of a person for his skin colour is very bad

lots of nice middle class girls
shame I'm autismo

what an absolutely abhorrent post

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension—a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

>having a google account
>not installing a gapps-free ROM

how old?

*pulls out iPhone X in Northern England*
*a crowd starts to gather*

My location was on because I was driving and using the GPS to find a restaurant I used to go to when I was a kid when I was up north for a bit.
I usually just keep it off because it might run down the battery probably.

lefties have been insulting Trump's 9 year old son. very immature desu

Ever since turning 19 my life has been awful

need you to cram by bollocks into the barrel of an artillery piece at the border xxx

Yeah that's cool I like it
there's a thing called timeline

after a long cycle or hike I like to check it and see how many miles I've done and where I've been

did yahoo answers shut down?
(no idea 2bh)
don't know
i'd probably be watching a doc about it now but it's way too late

i had a big data class where our uni bought a few terabytes of info from them and we did stuff like make predictions off of people's past history. was fun but lots of porn searches and potentially personally identifiable searches that weren't blocked out

Its true, though. German speakers basically have to shit all over each other to convey love.

yeah mate i agree we shouldnt waste money on our nations defence we should spend it on welfare and healthcare for muslims instead

She's 20, I thought she was like 25 at first

Baboon nonce

>they beat you to death for being a bender

what a frighteningly terrible statement

>5'7"
Is there any hope for me?

no.

na mate it is an everlasting nuclear deterrent, you dont know if at any second the world is gonna go batshit crazy

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Squalling

I don't know about America but probably not. I'm 5'9 here in London and I'm ridiculously small. I don't think any one takes me seriously

glad we are giving up on that 'EU' meme

people say right wingers can't be funny
youtube.com/watch?v=QmbmLi_xO8M

>@kymypops there's evidence to support the big bang theory but that doesn't make it definitely true does it?

Didn't Cameron suggest sending the navy to sink the fuckers? He was right

alright lads, in the wake of the current election here in Germany i got the chance to talk to candidate Martin Schulz yesterday in a talkshow. I took the opportunity to explain my vision to him and asked him for his help. He seemed confused at first and then slightly reluctant, but as I insisted he finally conceded and told me he would get in touch with the army as soon as possible to outline a plan as to how we can most effectively and efficiently find a way to affix me on an air-to-ground ballistic missile and fire it into an ISIS stronghold, thereby completely and utterly dismantling my bollocks.

so that's my vote set for now. hope he keeps his promise.

only as a qt twink

yeah you'll be fine

is this german from KC??
absolutely dire

did you talk to him in English or German?

Boaz and Jachin

how can the media blame North Korea on white people

thinking....

they're blaming it on russia, and therefore trump, and therefore white people

Evil American imperialists

might watch 'It'
any good?

obscure reference

You have three 8 hour shifts, so you only *need* 50 to man it but you need 150 to continuously man it

ok wow wtf fuck xlorg and wypipo

>Media in collusion with people who want to demonize white people and make them strangers in their own homeland so that businesses can stagnate labor costs and increase demand for housing and food ect

>have sex with girl
>she says dont cum inside
>cum inside anyway

c'mon lads how can I apply for jobs and uni stuff whilst lying that im two years younger?

>we'll just go and 'rescue' these illegal migrants a few miles off the coast of libya, then drive them hundreds of miles in the opposite direction to italy
JUST fuck my europe up f.am

more like 'shIt' lol

keep having to clear Sup Forums.org from my keyboards auto suggest

>have sex with girl
>she asks if she can cum
>tell her no
>she does anyway then instantly falls asleep

why the fuck do you need 50 people to man it?

even pic related, the biggest there is, apparently only needs 13 men to operate.

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Poor Sicily

this one has no weapons, no nuclear and is vastly simpler