Are seagulls the worst animals in existence?

Are seagulls the worst animals in existence?

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Pigeons are the worst birds and racoons are the worst animals

Leopard Seals are the scariest
Crows are the most annoying
Pigs are the worst (smart and sassy)

Frogs are the best

Dogs are. They are dirty, smelly and kafir

I think you'll find that humans are the worst animals

Imagine being a seagull though. Fly around, chill out on the beach, shit wherever you want and steal food from seaside cafes without consequence.

If you had the possibility of that life you'd be a bit of a dick too.

Is this the Seattle Seahawks thread?

rüsseltastisch thread

>at beach
>take out sub and chips
>retards next to me throwing pretzels at seagulls they swarm the area
>fearless shits flock around my beach chair
>grab at my plate and pull away my chip bag
>run away

FUCK seagulls man

>not beating the shit out of them before they get to your bag
fucking beta
I had to do that twice when they tried stealing my burger

Yes. I live in a place called Whitby which is infested with the little shits

yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/captured-on-camera-in-whitby-when-seagulls-attack-1-7369349

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

>touching one

Enjoy your diseases

>He doesn't carry a seagull bat

>The pictures were taken just days after a seagull attacked and killed a pet dog in a seaside town in Cornwall.

Jesus

>not wasps

You need to reevaluate your life, OP

Watch your tangy cheese doritos.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0

UK news seems comfy. News in the USA is just about people being murdered, disease, trump, potential wars, potential plagues, just negative shit

comfy shit is irrelevant. us news reports on things that actually affect people's lives

Good goy

Depends on the type of news. This is local news. National and big city news is more negative, but smaller regional news is more comfy.

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retard

Seagulls are fine as long as you respect them. Never had any problem and we have plenty

>That nose
Oy vey, what did natural selection mean by this?

that's how it works in the US, too

>us news reports on things that actually affect people's lives

Burger emojis?

Definitely the worst bird but the worst animal around is the irukanji.

emojis have fundamentally changed how people communicate with each other, so yea

Yesh!

the news isnt negative they cover god emperor trump all the time

A challenger appears

>not geese

I didn't even have to finish google searching to get proof.

Mosquitoes

>movie theatre food
>worst animal

pick one

you eat japanese spider crabs in a cinema? wtf?

>his kinoplex doesn't serve japenese spider crab

What's it like being poor

Mosquitos

no.

Boars. Boars are the worst animals on earth. I have seen a boar eat baby boars and ignore food. Boars are evil. Pigs are just as shitty and I like to eat them. Boars you can't eat because they are all muscle. Boards are the most evil animal on earth. I literally have seen a boar eat a bunch of baby boars while ignoring steak. They are just assholes

THIS

them niggas do nothing but leech out of hardworking animals and they killed almost half of the human population in history

>the worst animals in existence
human beings

Everybody saying mosquitoes is close, but ticks are truly the worst non-virus organisms on the planet.

not spidercraps, but yeah, we eat crabs at movie theaters. Food here is cheap. Last week I saw a guy bring in a bowl of crawfish

>What's it like being poor
We have to eat in restaurants that serve dishes that don't look like a scene from a sci-fi horror

mesquitoes are fine

serve a purpose

you really don't eat crabs or crawfish or even any seafood at movie theaters?

>british cuisine literally looks like diarrhea on a plate with all the brown gravies and beans and coloring
>not from sci fi horror

Americans aren't really in a position to mock our shit cuisine.

I've eaten crab in a Chinese and when abroad. I had to look up what crawfish is, I think that word is an americanism, but I wouldn't say that's a common food here at all.

Doesn't it smell? Never seen seafood in a cinema, its normally popcorn, nachos, hot dogs, sweets or ice cream and they come at the price of a decent proper meal in a restaurant. I don't really like corn tortillas or frankfurters that much so I never bother.

Any kind of bird can fuck off as far as I am concerned, with their disgusting feathers, beaks, and feet

No one eats seafood in cinemas here

Eating smelly food in a theatre is Chad

are we talking native brit food or indian brit food? both look like something sanjeet dropped on the sidewalk.

Your cinema doesn't serve crablegs? Maybe it's a London thing.

its a meme. eating crab legs makes alot of sound cracking them. it would ruin watching the movie.

Like I give a shit. People should pay me money to hear me eat. I always eat with my mouth open, spit when I walk and cuss when I talk. Asian bitches love it

What cartoon is that supposed to be on the right?

t. Homocentric perspective

deer

>letting seagulls boss you around
too many betas ITT

yes. used to have one living on my street, little shit used to dive bomb and shit on me any time i walked past

abandon that town, it's their whale/goth paradise now

Never.

I hope we do what Scarborough are doing and get some hawks in to deal with the fuckers.

Well you clearly have never stepped into a Tero nest zone. Fucking weaponized birbs

Yes, look at his smug face while he screams and chase away the little birds

Crows are based

Americans are such delusional morons

>just negative shit
>mentions Trump
Contradicting yourself there m8

Nah geese are, geese are hell spawn

Anyone over the age of 14 could kill one of those in seconds

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faggot

t. goose

youtu.be/zkgwmPUak70

Geese will rekt your shit m8

Seagulls are chill you are just exposed to the rowdy ones around the public areas

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Armadillos, like Giant Woodlice

Disgusting

raccoons are very cute though

what sport is this?

Xavier Renegade Angel

There it is, THERE IT FUCKING IS. I POSTED IT AGAIN. I FUCKING POSTED IT A-MOTHERFUCKING-GAIN. YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TAKE THAT FAGGOT, BEAT THAT LOGIC

Oh, that show is boring

>what are mosquitoes?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this that screaming seagull normie meme?

a buddy of mine in Rockport, TX knows how to deal with gulls.

All you have to do is freeze a bucket of water with shrimp tails in it and turn it loose at the beach. Proceed to watch gulls dive bomb the ice and break their beaks off.

Also, "air fishing" using a rod and reel to cast at gulls and reeeel em in

>be american
>tips
>get shot

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41880511

no, it's a butthurt Swansea fan thread

this
fuck wasps, they have no positive trait whatsoever

Based mosqies

They kill mosquitoes

Sounds cruel

Sports.

are

fun

they eat a lot of other insects and clean up a lot of waste while being more hygenic about it than flies or cockroaches

I hate all birds so fucking much.

did he die

wtf i love seagulls now

inland faggots OUT

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How horrifying