Chelsea vs. United #2

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Cute Manlet Edition

>Lewandowski in Chelsea
what did the author of this illustration mean by this

official thread right here

>"super" sunday
great league you got there

odds I put a cheeky finger up the bum during HT wank, evens I don't wank at all

>we sold Sturridge, Mata, KDB, Lukaku and Matic to EPL rivals and we could probably make use of all of them right now

How fucking retarded can our transfer directors be?

>de gay

game is good so far

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Specalists in boring

THREADLY REMINDER: ALONSO MURDERED A PERSON AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.
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MURDERED SOMEONE

Nice projection

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Manchester City's history. Their history is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of their accomplishments will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Aguero's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this club, to realise that they’re not just a "meme club" - they say something deep about the history. As a consequence people who dislike Manchester City truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the history in Aguero's s existential catchphrase “Aguerrroooo” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Manchester City's genius witty history and backstories unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Manchester City tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin' personnel kiddo

hey guys.....

>KAKAPOOPOO

Bailly stepping into midfield constantly. Must be tactical.

that's it, 0-0 incoming

This is the real thread. Title, score, time and all. All others are imitators

What did he mean by this?

Mbappe would have been a great fit in this Chelsea side

Doen't murder need intention? He killed someone, but is not a murderer

REAL THREAD HERE
REAL THREAD HERE
REAL THREAD HERE

>jones gets a freekick for being touched by the wind
>morata has been pushed in the back and had his shirt pulled several times and got nothing

HAHAHAHA Good one lad!!!! I'm litterally dying baka xD

Why do niggers do this?

good good

a daring combination of 90's eurotrash and isis

>United 36% posession
WE ARE NOT PARKING THE BUS!!!!!!

> Nil Nil
Boooooorinnngggg

kek, just IMAGINE signing Lukaku over Morata!

>"slipped"
>he literally fucking took his lead foot out

Love it when a commentator says something, then sees a replay that refutes what they said, but doesn't want to appear retarded so pretends what they originally said is still true...

has been a great 0-0 so far, stick to your throwing sticks

gas you are self

>zappacosta
>looks like zappa
what did he mean by this

Willian for Bakayoko when?

>BE LUKAKU
>LOVE CHELSEA
>THEY SELL YOU
>BEG TO RETURN
>THEY REJECT YOU FOR MORATA
>PLAY LIKE SHIT VS THEM

is he just cucked by chelsea?

>using words like riveting and fascinating to describe a man kicking a ball

No. Murder is active. Killed is passive (you can be killed by an object; e.g. that woman was killed by a speeding car.) Murder though?
That woman was murdered by Alonso (another person.) Alonso murdered that woman (another person.)
ALONSO IS A KILLER AND A MURDERER

all italians look the same

How many of you are just listening to the game whilst doing something else?

kys

Uhhhm, can you not? Shitlord???

me, but the something else is shitposting

Sane > Hazard

Marcos "Adios Stupid Hoes" Alonso
Marcos "Slaughter Your Daughter" Alonso
Marcos "Pay The Fine Don't Do The Time" Alonso
Marcos "If you have a gash prepare for the crash" Alonso
Marcos "If I hear you got pregnant your baby will be a smudge on the pavement" Alonso
Marcos "Drunk-Driving, Kike-Despising" Alonso
Marcos "Smash her brains on the traffic lane, it's fine, you're in Spain" Alonso
Marcos "I'll Leave Your Whore On The Floor" Alonso
Marcos "Flatten hoes, score goals" Alonso
Marcos "Crash my car, become a star" Alonso
Marcos "Flattened that bitch, don't matter cos I'm rich" Alonso
Marcos "Ford Sierra on Top of Every Perra" Alonso
Marcos "turn that mamacita into a fajita" Alonso
Marcos "Give Her The Dick And The Brick" Alonso
Marcos "Pedal To The Floor, Ended That Whore" Alonso
Marcos "Chick Who Died Cost Less Than My Ride" Alonso
Marcos "Cracked her skull then scored against Hull" Alonso
Marcos "Murdered a bitch now my whole family's rich" Alonso
Marcos "Hit a slag put her in a bag" Alonso
Marcos "Scores goals, reaps souls" Alonso

this

Tbf he plays like shit against lots of teams senpai

Nah yeah it's been good aye.

Lukaku is asleep

Bramble > Hazard

Does posting on this bohemian hemmorhoid treatment forum count as "something"?

Third wank of the day done

Took 30 minutes to finally get my hot lump out and it fucking stink

me, but the something else is shitposting

Literally everyone on here.

As long as it's shitposting in another thread then that's something.

just waiting for the fellaini sub

last two digits is the final score

>2017
>United still starting Young
>Arsenal still starting Koscielny

How can such bad decisions persist for so long?

Is Christiensen the next GOAT?

me, but the something else is shitposting

Tell me about Cahill
Why does he wear the hijab?

BOREBALL

me, but the something else is shitposting

this is a very poor quality game

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I have the game on mute on the back, listening to music and shitposting

Good for you.

better than the socks and belts salesman thats for sure

fuck me 0-0 again

im gonna go watch liga NOS at this rate

me, but the something else is shitposting

Me

damn

He doesnt want to score vs his favorite club in the world.

shitposting, but the something else is me.

Why would Morata want to go to chelsea anyway? Career suicide

When is CR7 on

I'm not even listening to the game, it's just on my second monitor

>still a draw
Fuck off

just woke up from a nap. dozed off around minute 15. whats going on?

that push by herrera is equivalent to morata's on jones

neither were anything

>herrera thinks he might have comitted a foul
>lies down pretending to be injured
I like the player, but he's such scum

Kek >earball

>Martin Tyler really seems to have taken the criticism about Manchester United's style of play personally.

Top kek.

Why do Sky allow 2 United fans to commentate on their games? They are always crazy biased

because it was that or man u

also the 250k a week

Is this the borefest I was expecting it to be? Did Mouyes park the bus without shame?

VIVA JOHN TERRY

>boxers slightly soaked from piss
>feel them
>sniff hands
>bit fishy
anyone else do this?

Hazard has to leave chelsea asap

kek
the best one is
>Marcos "Smash her brains on the traffic lane, it's fine, you're in Spain" Alonso

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>look at me not blowing my whistle for obvious fouls!

why didnt he stay in madrid

If digits I cum on a picture of gary neville and send it to him on twitter

I put the last $5 in my account on Chelsea lads, give me some good memes to shitpost later

I just built this computer so I'll post the only pepe I have saved

a truck full of cash pulled up in front of his house in madrid

Goals are coming.

*FIREWORKS*

NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Not first choice.

How is this possible

ffs just put martial on please

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