AUS/POL/ GENERAL ELECTION THREAD

PAULINE RETURNS EDITION

>follow results
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm


>watch news coverage
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

>friendlyjordies streaming
youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8

>Install extraflags mod to see states, areas others are in
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>65-60

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>66-60

And... it's over.

also friendlyjordies is a labor-cock-sucking-faggot

he used to be cool, not anymore

>installGreaseMonkey for Firefox, TamperMonkey for Chrome or ViolentMonkey for Opera.
>then download github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-int-/raw/master/Extra Flags for int.user.js
>then refresh pol

>66-60
libs have got this in the bag

>brony music

We need to win by at least 6 or else oh shit.

There must be liberal dominance.

BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD

Thank you east coast states for almost fucking the election up

Feels good to be West Australian.

the irony is on purpose, you had to be here for the experience mate

Who do I vote for if I want continued
Tell me Sup Forums what is each party's stance on:
>Free health care
>Immigration
>Taxes
This is basically all I care about.

> tfw we can't even vote ourselves out of the EU because we're already independent

The one time everyone loves you is during the election counting. Tomorrow you're back to being a dirt miner.

Noice

so this is the power of half chan...

voting's closed mate

FUCK SHES GONNA LOSE HER SEATS LADS

BASED WA AND QLD HOLDING THE FUCKING LINE

>67-60

fuck off home cunt why are you back here

...

69...

HEIL SATAN

69-60 the fucking WA madmen

No Sup Forums sticky for Australian Election, stay irrelevant Australia

>labor cannot win government
t. Barry Cassidy

Shut up, it's too early to call, don't get my hopes up you alcoholic bastard.

Actually, I think there's someone at ABC monitoring our threads. 8 chan gets you on the ASIO watch list.

So who could strike up a better deal with the new independent UK?
Labor or the Libs?

>Shut up, it's too early to call, don't get my hopes up you alcoholic bastard

It's over dude, Liberals were expected to win and they're going to.

>8 chan gets you on the ASIO watch list.

reeeeeeeeeaaaaalllyyyyyyy

>Actually, I think there's someone at ABC monitoring our threads.

It wouldn't surprise me. Every time there's an election on, a ton of Labor and Greens faggots suddenly appear out of nowhere to astroturf on this board. I'd bet the ABC and the Labor party are paying for shills.

for the election of course, my fellow ausbros

uh oh

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK FUCK NO NFOSFNUOFOGRET

TONE ON

So...did the good guys win?

RIP

Hung parliament. Democracy wins.

Our cuckservatives are going to win.

>we

What electorate are you the Coalition MP for?

at this point not only did they win they fucking mauled the cucks

no, one of the two bad guys won

Friendly reminder that because of Labour's performance it means that they will keep Bill Shorten on.

Kek.

no. WA fucked shit up again.
when will they just become an independent country.

Has Palmer United won yet lads?

Go Johnny Wong!

Cuckservatives. They took our guns but they stopped the boats. They did not stop the planes.

At least the crazies (greens) are not in power.

BASED TONE

Tone talking about his mum hahaha.

Hopefully

Get me those subs you piece of shit.

CP watch list.

One of the commentators said "stay comfy" after I posted that. Feeling watched.

Hey ABC staff!

Not a politician, just feeling a bit invested.

Bummer. Fucking leftists and cucks, man.

BASED MALC

which means us based libs keep winning

Should of let Gina nuke them

what went wrong?

>all i see on Facebook is his sponsored videos about how liberals are going to get rid of Medicare
>Turnbull goes on air to say he will not get rid of Medicare

You can't help but shitpost your own elections:
>Drug Law Reform
>Australian Sex Party
>The Arts Party
>Online Direct Democracy
>Socialist Alliance
>Vol. Euthanasia
>Socialist Equality Party
>Pirate Party
>Antipaedophile Party
>Consumer Rights No Tolls
>Australian Cyclists
>Marijuana (HEMP) Party
>Smokers Rights

I love you cunts.

I WANTED TO HEAR ALL OF BASED TONES ABC REEEEEEEEE

>this Libcuck faggot

Kek.

>CP watch list.
great, and all i did was click a link to a draw thread as a draw fag.
did not know that 8 chan was even more of a degenerate place than this.

So did One Nation get a seat?

he is and has always been a piece of shit

>69-63
>yfw cucked by labor at the last minute

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Anyone see Alan Jones and James McGrath Fight on 7? They going at it bois.

2 threads now. FFS stop it!!

How do we know Pauline is returning?

CANT WAKE UP

3 threads

what? like physically?

>CP watch list.
Any evidence for this?
Sup Forums should be on the list really

WHERE ARE THOSE MINOR PARTY SEATS REEEEEEEEEE

Polling well in Queensland.

Wait, mine fucked up. Where are the settings?

lads how are the meme parties going

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of baklava and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of artisinal baklava out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Di Natale to be prime minister and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well???? This is so fucked.

>Rise Up not doing good
Maybe next time?

TWO MORE
TWO MORE

Can they make a last minute comeback?

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW whose polling station didn't have a sausage sizzle

WILL MALCOLM LAST A FULL TERM?! I WANT TONY BACK!!!!!!!!

Nah Alan Jones said that the Liberals should be ashamed about the seat losses in Adelaide, and McGrath came back with you're a grub IDC what you think, you're bedwetter.

Pauline on Ch9 just said that One Nation expected to get two senate seats.

will eels beat the shark tonights?

Aaaahhh

I don't know this feel

Who is this cum slum?

That shit is just not democratic.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(CANT WAKE UP)

Nah mate

Fuck the Eels, they ruined this season with their cheating.

AhahahahahahHahHHHaha every time semi gets the ball he's booed harder than Roman Reigns at wm32.

1933, but the brits wouldn't let us.

this.
the vibe i got from my one visit to 8 chan was that they are really into satan and thats about it.

hell iv seen more (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) cp alerts here on Sup Forums than anywhere else

Seriously we need to nuke Melbourne.

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who didn't just vote early and stay comfy inside today

THE LIBERALS ARE GOING TO WIN. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. MEDICARE IS GOING TO SCRAPPED. I'M MEANT TO BECOME A WOMAN NEXT YEAR.

mate they were charging $2.50, they're fucking $2 at bunnings down the road its bloody unaustralian if you tell me

fuck you cunt
Eels are fucking beast mate

where do you go to check individual electorates?

>inb4 hurr durr messy bed

fuck really? im not watching it

i bet his wife lied

poor cunt.

Wyatt Roy BTFO

Kys