If our wolrd was like Tolkiens, which nation would be:
-Elves
-Dwarves
-Orcs
-Regular human
-Hobbits
?
Tolkien races of men
Christian Hill
Other urls found in this thread:
Austin Jones
>Elves
Modern day humans that were a product of Nazi Eugenics if Hitler won
No such people among modern men
>Dwarves
Poles probably
>Orcs
Niggers
>Regular humans
West in general
>Hobbits
Irish
Luke Bell
>elves
Holland since they're the tallest on average
>Dwarves
Peru
>Orcs
Oogabooga africa like Congo
>Regular humans
UK
>Hobbits
Turkey or USA or something, they're both manlet nations
John Bailey
Orcs
Parker Edwards
But the Elves are beautiful with a beautiful language. They also keep to themselves.
Meanwhile the Dutch speak a horrible tongue, have horse-like faces and are a loud, invasive pest.
Carson Wood
>Regular Humans
UK
>Orcs
Germany
>Elves
Russians
>Dwarves
Finland
>Hobbits
Americans
Colton Murphy
Here are the official ones, I consulted Tolkien.
>Elves
Finns
>Dwarves
Jews
>Orcs
Arabs
>Regular human
English and German
>Hobbits
Irish
Dylan Butler
>Elves
Finns
>Dwarves
Fusion of scandies and jews (sweden need to not apply, they're far from being fitting in to the manly formula of a dwarf.
>Orcs
Turks
>Humans
Anglos and saxons
>Hobbits
Irish and some brits
And now for a verse in the language that elvish was created from
Cameron Howard
Wasn't Elvish inspired by Welsh? That's what I remember reading.
Michael Reyes
Elves are obvious Georgians
Dwarves are obvious merchants
Sebastian Robinson
But who is obvious orcs?
Iraq/Afganistan?
Juan Lopez
Everyone knows Elves are Asians.
/thread
Anthony Howard
Sindarin elvish.
The older, Quenya elvish is heavily inspired by finnish in structure. But even sindarin contains the traces of finnish structure altough tolkien scrapped it and moved much of the finnish influence on quenya.
Camden Gonzalez
>mindless hordes that zerg rush everyone
Russians. Or Slavs.
Kevin Ward
>Elves
We wuz,muh alphabet
>Humans
The English
>Dwarves
The Jews or Asians
>Hobbits
The Irish
>Orcs
Uhhh...Mongols?
Gabriel Wright
Asians are elves and blacks are orcs which is why BMAF porn is so great
Anthony Hernandez
>Asians
>Elves
Umm I don't think so sweeties.
Asians are not tall, fair, or angelic in looks. They live in cities and are not one with nature. The languages of elves were heavily inspired by welsh and finnish.
Evan Gomez
>Asians are not tall, fair, or angelic in looks. They live in cities and are not one with nature.
Thomas Young
orcs = nazi germany
there's no other answer
Bentley Parker
t. weeb
Jaxson Green
>orcs = soviets union
You had a error in your post, had to fix it.
Jace Long
>elves
Europe
>Dwarves
America
>Orcs
Africa
>Regular humans
dunno
>Hobbits
Asia
Jordan Cox
Not all elves were tall. Noldor were.