/ROAST/: Sup Forumsernational Edition

ITT we roast a selected country for the entire thread.

I suggest to begin with a classic:

U S A of America

>poonited stains of shartmeriKKKa

>united
>states
>america

woohoo

another general
theres not enough of those around

have some respect for late Patrice O'neil you faggot shit stain

americans are fat lol

>americans
more like americants LMAP

>be american
>get shot
TOP KEK YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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lmoa

>Palestine
>even existing

>get shot
>get insuline shot
>be american
lmao pick all three

>America
>white

SHART in MART

>be a palestine
>trow your son in front of the Israeli army
>gets mad because he died

>"roast a selected country" thread is started
>OP's flag is not a country, but a region in Israel

I guess you're safe then, huh?

>be American

Wow, this thread is horrible

story?

>BE AMERICAN
>EAT MUFFINS

REMERMEBRE PERL HARBUR HOMBRE

This is basically the story of almost problem between palestinians and israelis

>am*ricans

really? they do it all time, thinking soldiers wont shot a kid

I like how the Americans of the real world are always surpassing and going beyond whatever slander we Europeans come up with to make fun of them. Reality Trumps fiction I guess.

really activates the almonds, huh

WTF Is this true? I haven't heard that in the German media before!
That's insane!

>be Americam
>get shot
>too fat to make any damage
>ricochets back to the assailant
>assailant is also fat
>ricochets back to the victim
>stay like this for all eternity

WTF how did you never saw that, like they put kids to play football in the border (aways nearby soldiers) to show the media how fucked they are
Palestine is a nutshell

>THREE
>COLORS
>OF
>POO
>STAINS

>indonesians poo blood

>SWEDEN
>ABSTAIN

SHART IN MART
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Why the fence isn't built yet?