KC Chiefs @ Dallas Cowboys Pregame Thread: ROMO EDITION

GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS TONY ROMO IS CALLING HIS FIRST COWBOYS GAME!!!

Preview:
Cowboys are on a two game win streak after bolstering the defense with a healthy Sean Lee and a clean-peeing David Irving, who now has 5 sacks in 3 games back from his suspension.
Speaking of suspensions, Zeke was going to be suspended but then wasn't but then was but then wasn't but then was and now IS NOT SUSPENDED (for now) AND WILL BE PLAYING!!!
GOAT kicker Dan Bailey is still out injured, but replacement kicker Mike Nugent played well in the victory over the R******s last week

Chiefs were the last undefeated team in the league, but have dropped 2 of their last 3 games. QB Alex Smeth has 16 TDs with 0 INTs this year, and rookie Kareem Hunt has played pretty okay

IT ALL STARTS AT 1:25pm PT (4:25ET)

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>Elliot is playing today

>Zeke and Kareem will combine for 500 yards
Gonna be a good game

>Battle of the Land Dragons
Sounds comfy to me as a neutral fan.

How bad did the Godleg hurt his dick??

ONE HOUR LEFT until Godhand returns to Dallas!!
Get comfy lads, best game of the season

Is Tony Romo is the inevitable replacement for Collinsworth on Color Commentary for all the primetime NFL games?

My antenna is fucked. Does anyone usually stream these games?

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>O-line is finally healthy

fucking daylight savings time, I was ready for football

>Buncos have a top 3 defense

I really hope so. Primetime commentating is absolute trash.

no. we want Mayock

Holy shit. Thanks.

ZE3EEEEEEKKKKKKKKE

Romo is starting to be my favorite NFL commentator.

>he still uses normal clocks instead of his phone and/or computer and/or iPad which adjust to DST automatically
or are you one of the Arizona bros who never changes your clocks?

have an old radio clock on the table next to my bed

Are we bros with the Chiefs?

how will this TX mass shooting effect the game today? I'm worried Dallas might play like it's the owl

NFC teams are fine with me as long as they don't beat the chiefs

>implying that niggers give a shit about a bunch of right wing crackers

>He's an Eagles fan

Please tell me Romo is calling this game

read the OP

The chiefs are the original Dallas team

hundred bucks says he's a mudslime

fuck philly, and the giants, and depending on how today goes fuck the cowgirls

Dallas Chiefs? It don't make sense.

Dak will get EXPOSED today

probably an antifa faggot

>Romo is finally commentating a Dallas game

they were the original Texans before changing the team name and moving to KC

Why are they allowing a rapist to play?

If I have to miss a single minute of this game because retarded Denver won't just end the game I'm going to Paddock buncos fans

Can't call him out on it because he's black.

Uhhh its on right now dummy. Just watch it.

that shit was dismissed like a week after it surfaced. settle down you memeloving fucks

why do some players wear hoods under their pads now? it just gives someone a chance to destroy your windpipe...

>dallas gbtfo by Denver

How?

nah they have the Denver game on still on CBS for me

Dismissed criminally. He still sexually harassed her.

my stream hasn't started yet

Alex smith has more playoff wins than tony romo

>Tony Romo
>Jim Bantz
>""""""""""Tracy""""""""""
comfy booth

Romo a cute.

>Romo homecoming
cute

I got a question...

HOW ABOUT THOSE....

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CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEFS

begone thots

CHIEFFFFFFFFFFFSS

daily reminder that this was the final straw that broke the camels back for Phil Simms career in the booth
youtube.com/watch?v=mUCh00WHRqY

Who here /16HomeGames/?

Not so fast, Chiefs fags.

"Romo's going to destroy us with his commentary. What do we do?"

"The same thing we always do: Kiss his ass."

Official game thread when?

>they are playing commercials instead of the fucking kickoff

I want to kill these cocksucking network faggots

I can't find any proof of that. Unless you count that time he lifted some chick's t-shirt

But how many players took a knee???

WE DEM ROMOs

>All that red
Jesus do Cowboy fans even live in Dallas or did Jerry price out the locals?

How new are you?

I expect them to increase his suspension after all this. The national view on sexual misconduct has changed with Weinstein and Kevin Spacey. The NFL needs to make an example.

Calling a timeout this early is so fucking stupid holy shit

ZEKE
E
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lmaooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOOOoOo

It's only the first half.

It's first half, it's not worth anything, except maybe a first drive score, which they probably want.

DILLY DILLY

Who comfy?

Chiefs fan, but we smith got intercepted last game didn't he? Right in the endzone.

That's just the Texans game.

Tony needs to clear his throat so bad

>CNN
Fake news. I'll wait to see if Drudge covers it.

Not yet. That commercial waits until the time is right.
>No dilly before its time.

god damn dak is such a checkdown babby

A timeout is worth more than a delay of game penalty inside the first two minutes of the game

Always /comfy/ when the Chiefs play.

smoking out of my chiefs bowl and about to take a 1st quarter shit

>prescuck

That's just how he talks in the booth for whatever reason.

Incomplete again. I wish we had Goff

My team already won today, now I get to sit back and get comfy

Wolfposting time?

he has no interceptions

FIRST DRIVE TD INCOMING

instead of zeke?

>Prescuck
>the best o-line in the league
o i'm laffin

>Seven years and never a scratch.
*clip of Rodgers going DOWN, getting wrecked*
>That's more than a scratch. That's a season.

"Never thought I could feel so free!"

i didn't even know romo retired til a few weeks ago, i thought he had a few years left in him

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You know it!

Based tony calling the game but he also called the other the Chiefs losses, worried senpai.

>Cowgirls BTFO by Broncos
>Eagles easily drop 51 on them
Shake in fear, cowshitters fans, for you have two weeks before it's your turn. Go Chiefs.

Do you have the checkdown? more like checkmate gif

Why is Elliott such a faggot?

As an Eagles fan Young Sheldon is my favorite tv show

How can other mascots compete?

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how much do you think that airforce commercial cost to produce?
>b-2 flight footage
>multiple f-35 formation
>a-10

Kareem Hunt is overrated