I am the IRS

I am the IRS

It's not yet tax season.

Yes it is. W-2s are out.

>Execute audit 66.

IT'S AN AUDIT THEN

Only though me can you achieve a deduction greater than any corporation.

Learn to use the 501(c)(3) and you will be able to save your business from certain taxation.

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I just got my first real job

What are taxes and how do i do them

>tfw gonna have to pay obamacare tax next year cause I don't have anymore health insurance

Help

Turbotax is free I had my mom explain the legalese since she majored in accounting and it only took 30 minutes
Also HR block if you don't mind spending $50 for someone else to do it

The NEETs are WEAK.

If you have just one job and no dependents, fill out a 1040EZ form you fucking pleb.

Who do I call at the government to get one?

Trump.

You pick one up at the local library, not even joking.

>"He could even save the ones he loved from death and taxes."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from an actuary."

I cant afford a library card

Most likely your return is just:
>use W-2 info
>take personal exemption
>take standard deduction

It's taxes then.

Yes it is underage please go

I see through the lies of the WTO! I do not fear protectionism as you do!

When I got the job i had to fill something out saying 0 dependents/exceptions, am I done with taxes?

No. Your employer sends info to the IRS that you filled out so the IRS can verify the info from your employer and the info you fill out on your return.

However, if your income is under a certain limit and meets other restrictions, you don't have to file the return. I don't know your income though and I can't remember every requirement and I'm too lazy to look them up for you.

I have to pay $11K this year...although last year was even worse with $17k.
Breaks my heart making these checks out to the IRS. That's life though.

heh that'll teach you to be self-employed

>have a job
>cant afford a library card which is usually free

???

>tfw my salary is tax free

You're no match for him he's a tax agent.

Who /norefund/ here? I'm gonna have to write the IRS a big check because I have schedule k income I haven't prepaid anything on.

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