Batman looks so fucking gay

Batman looks so fucking gay.

Best Batman with Manliest Chin passing through.

He's not a terrorist or muslim OP

Is that why Ben doesn't want to play him anymore?

hmm

Maybe he's keeping an eye out for another capeshit hero role

He's a man dressed up as a fucking bat m8

i feel too many gloss over this fact

It is literally a cock holster.

He's really not. He's a guy in a black leather tactical suit with a belt full of equipment and two little points on his helmet.

He's basically a SWAT officer with a theme.

Gloryhole gimp

This. Sucks DC can't get a decent fucking movie going. He is objectively the best person to play batman/Bruce Wayne

I always prefer batman with long ears, and i still do, but i can make an exception for batfleck. He was by far the best batman in a live action movie imo, I loved his bat suit, batmobile, and that warehouse fight scene was the greatest batman scene.

if you cover his entire body you'll give them an excuse to use a black actor

>make metal suit to fight superman
>leave visibly gaping hole in fatal area

FUCK YOU DC

>tactical
>not being able to turn your head until over a year into your operations

holy crap it looks better without the mouth

You can't cover the hero's face. This is fundamental.

I miss the Michael Keaton torso-turns.

It really does, Mr. Pence.

best batman suit of all time reporting in

This would have been so much better

muh tacticool

God bless Japan.

It allows Batman to emote.
With it covered up you'd have to do what Iron Man movie does and have Robert Downey Jr. act in a dark room with a lamp shining on his face as you CGI red and blue lights floating around him.

Good point

Batmans mask is so unpractical.

In real life, someone would bear mace the fuck out of him, immediately rendering him useless. His mask should completely cover his face and eyes.

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>tfw no standalone batman movie where he is just a detective and there isn't any destruction of gotham or some over the top bullshit

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muh frank miller batman

This. If they'd have made Rises more in that spirit, it would have been the perfect conclusion

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Bale's Batman looks particularity gay. He's like a gimp with a round fuck hole.

No it looks better with Batman being able to express himself.

>A fucking bat
>there's literally a guy with bat ears running around

Ridiculous, init?

1/2

2/2

>Batman looks so fucking gay.
Of course it does. It's for kids. Why the fuck would you care? You underageb& or just admitting to being a manchild?

Mohammed Fatfleck literally had chin implants

>the joker was gay for batman

cool

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There is some sense to it. Relying on some degree of apparatus for unobstructed breathing while you're doing pretty much constant strenuous physical activity is impractical at best and dangerous at worst. Even the batman has to breathe.

Literally Powergirl levels of stupid.

I liked Origins' batsuit

The padded body-armour and mighty boots/gauntlets looks good

Fuck this neopets forums fanfic tier drivel

he has senzu bean tier shit in his utility belt that he needs to drink thus the mouth hole

he barely gets that shit off sometimes no way can he remove a mouth guard to save his life sometimes

wew

Please stop insulting comics, I think they're a very mature form of media.

>Batman looks so fucking gay.
>Not, "Look at this Batty Man", or some variation
pleb choice desu

Maybe thats the problem with homer simpson. Its not that hes yellow with beard stubble. Hes black and is wearing a yellow knock off brand batman hood.