Aus/pol/ GENERAL ELECTION THREAD

Derryn Hinch's Ultimate Guide To Winning edition

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I think we're fucked.

first for nuke melbourne

someone summarise what's happened so far for me

This.

GREENS GETTING SECOND SEAT
LIB PANIC

>not betting your life savings on having a hung parliament

> there will never be actual proof of that guy fingering Hex

Who else was there during the hex fingering?

10th for LDP finally dead at last.

An end to that shitty meme party!

vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm

i havent been following

can i get some quick facts as well as the number seats won by greens and one nation to trigger a greey friend

also if someone posts a good recap OP should add it to the next thread info for new comers

>Wayne Swan kept his seat

noice. He's like our only politician who has received awards for actually knowing how to do treasury related shit.

Reminder that if you didnt vote lnp you are a cancer

Turnbull on suicide watch lads.

Turnbull has cucked the right.

Melbourne cucked us all by getting the greens 2 seats

first for fuck /r/australia

still too close to call
some quarters are predicting a hung parliament with libs in minority government but it's still anyone's guess

Your a dumb cunt

...

We all were.

Uncertainty is exciting! A re-vote would mean another sausage sizzle and excuse to get drunk and shitpost.

Statist leech on pooicide watch

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How many drinks you in boys?

she looks like a MtF tranny desu

prepbull getting savaged on ABC

ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

Xth for bullet trains

I don't partake in that lowly culture :^)

Just one mate. It's a really big glass I don't see how you could be in two at once.

fucking noice quints mate

6.

Anthony Albanese DJ's like a madcunt?

Bullet train for every issue.

Need Howard DJ's like a mad cunt
Also nice numbers.

6 pints

>Alienware

The only thing more meme is the LDP and they have left finally.

Libs win, minority govt.

I think, anyway, I don't really know.

I want turnbull gone I can't feel good about this win with him as PM.

>hung
>LDP ded

Cry harder CJA

None but the missus is two bottles of cheap wine down so I'm getting my dick in later.

Fuck the election, I'm winning this elSEXtion tonight.

Quints confirm for DJ albanese mad cunt. Also has the same laptop as me.

Upto 5 beers but think its time to cut back. Getting that fat gut feeling.

>In his 2004 book, The Fall and Rise of Derryn Hinch, and in a radio editorial in March 2005, Hinch admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old female when he was in his early thirties

6 feeling good

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Who didn't finger her?

>more "labor values" shilling

Did anyone on here actually fucking vote for LNP? If so, fucking why

young billy's up to bat, tune in now for zingers

quints like a madcunt

pauline

everybody i know has voted for the fucking greens
hold me, mates

You cuck faggot. Having to get your wife drunk just to fuck her, hahahahahahahahahahaha.

>F-f-f-f-fresh

>Having to get your wife drunk to have sex with her
Kek

fucken legend

>muh labor
Take it down a notch ABC.

Who here /bullettrain/

>not betting your house on preference meme magic getting leyonhjelm in just like last time

Can you feel it?

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>mfw Labor is speaking

who /bullettrains/ here?

I was there first, you fucked everything up.

>Not one party wants to fix the housing problem
JUST

green have maintained 1 seat in the rep
senate numbers trickling in here
vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefsByGroup-20499-NAT.htm

> tfw gf broke up with me so I'm too depressed to care about what happens tonight

only legitimate party

People did because they hate refugees.

Who is winning, lads?

All my lefty friends moaning about Pauline

Kek la kek

>People falling for the medicare meme

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>one seat wonder
one seat wonder
>one seat wonder
one seat wonder
>one seat wonder

that's what you get for voting greens

There, there

But /bullettrain/

I'd be ok with an Albo government

Can't tell if this thread is the ultimate Australia shitpost or if Australians actually think their politics are important and interesting enough for a thread...

This guy is such a fucking robot.

Prohibition party

>Implying Wife
>Implying she isn't getting drunk because she has her bitch friends over and im busy cucking it up with you fag lords

Thanks mate

To think that all of those little girls are going to be sucking the dicks of the ethnic guys at their high schools in a few years.

A lot of them will probably eventually end up with interracial children, and even those who won't will retain a real zest for black and brown cock.

>the Labour party is back

lmoa

You could say Shorten is shorton votes

LOL Leslie BTFO

lotta butt hurt for someone who "won"

Based Billiam

I'd rather fast internet. We can always pull another Cronulla to show what we won't fucking tolerate here.

we're back baby
labor 2 electric boogaloo

Don't tell me you were tricked by mediscare

Because you have to vote for someone last.

At least you had a gf you ungrateful fuck.

Abbot tried to introduce co-payments. Not fully a meme

Go be fat somewhere else.

>LabOUr

FOP

I think I have that image saved on 3 separate PCs.

One of my fave political images.

this is hardly a thumping win for the libs either mate

Liberal will barely win the HoR.
Senate will be a clusterfuck.