AUS/POL/ GENERAL ELECTION THREAD:

BULLET TRAIN OF PAULINE EDITION

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>follow results
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1st for one nation

:^)

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Post yfw Pauline stops the government from letting Refugees into Australia.

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FIRST FOR BULLET TRAIN

scomo scrambling to justify the poor effort tonight

reminder to not stare into face of turnbull, the jew and crypto-laborite

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MEME MAGIC FOR SECOND ELECTION

NO VOTES FOR LABOR, LIBERAL, OR GREENS
IF YOUR ELECTORATE DOES NOT HAVE BULLET TRAINS FOR THE HOUSE, YOU DON'T VOTE
BULLET TRAINS 1 FOR SENATE

Acceptable alternatives:
One Nation

MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN

Nth for /bullettrain/

XTH FOR LDP CHECKED AND REKT

GOODBYE PATHETIC MEME PARTY FUCK YOU AND YOUR ASSAULT WEAPONS

>this liberal guy in damage control

Damn he is booty blasted about the idea of Liberal not being able to just push shit through the house as easily as they used to.

>mfw gotta get up early tomorrow for work
>mfw I don't care

I'm sticking this out until the end boys.

LIKELY SENATE RESULTS:

NEW SOUTH WALES:
Coalition: 5
Labor: 4
Greens: 1
One Nation: 1

Unknown: 1

VICTORIA:
Coalition: 4
Labor: 4
Greens: 2
Derryn Hench: 1

Unknown: 1

QUEENSLAND:
Coalition: 5
Labor: 4
One Nation: 2
Greens: 1

WESTERN AUSTRALIA:
Coalition: 6
Labor: 3
Greens: 1
One Nation: 1

Unknown: 1

SOUTH AUSTRALIA:
Coalition: 4
Labor: 4
Nick Xenophon: 3
Greens: 1

TASMANIA:
Labor: 5
Coalition: 4
Greens: 1
Jacquie Lambie: 1

Unknown: 1

TERRITORIES:
Coalition: 2
Labor: 2

TOTAL:
Coalition: 30
Labor: 26
Greens: 7
Independent Teams: 6
One Nation: 4

Unknown: 3-4(?)

tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, Senate is completely fucked and will cuck the ruling party harder than the Senate cucked Tones and Prepbull

Will Bullet Train stop the boats?

forgot to mention, turnbull's son chose to race mix
pic related

>crypto-laborite
Stop trying to appear intellectual. You are failing miserably

Poor old Scotty Morrison on abc trying to downplay the Liberal disaster.

Reminder that Australia will never have a stable government thanks to people voting for handouts over good policy.

ONLY BULLET TRAINS CAN SAVE US NOW

Aus/UK migration deal when.
We'll even take your Asians for less shitskins.

fact: If you're anti-gun rights you go against the grain of original AUSTRALIAN colonial values.

fuck off

What do mixed maori/white girls look like?

Getting sleepy.

>the city of australia

>gf mad and went to bed
>comes back out naked trying to get me to give up and come to bed

Fuck off slut, I won't sleep until bullet trains.

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BRING HOT BANTZ.

FUCKING BRILLIANT

ONE NATION 4

YYYYYYYEAAAAHH

get the fuck out shitskin

>another 3 years of job agency appointments

JDIMSA

>tfw muslims counter our bullet train with bullet boats

crypto-laborite globalist scum is what you are. you might learn a lesson from this result

G'day reddit

Where were you when there was no sausage sizzle at your local voting booth?

Perfect.

I'm sure you can pretend your penis is a bullet train.

REPEAT AFTER ME NOW

PRIME
MINISTER
TURNBULL

"NO DEAL"

OBJECTIVE PARTY POWER RANKINGS

1. BULLET TRAIN
2. ONE NATION
3. NXT
9001. REST

MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN

Penny Wong looks nervous.

You fucking know it.

And I've been on FUCKING 3G MOBILE DATA FOR THE LAST FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS.

> haha there's a port free
> whoops there's no port now
> here's your appointment date
> nope that's been changed
> here's your new appointment date
> whoops there's no port again
> ok i've put your order through
> haha it stalled for literally no reason
> whoops there's no port again

I eventually told them to fuck off and cancel my order and refund my money. They did.

Minor parties in the Senate are a _good_ thing. The Senate isn't "fucked" if it's not dominated by one big party.

Fucking women, I swear. No respect for the humble bullet train.

>tfw Girlfriend voted the greens as last preference

She also voted for Pauline in the senate.

She hasn't swallowed the full redpill yet but she's well on her way. Bless her.

>liberal
>good policy

Correct.

Are you fucking stupid?

Who here didn't get a fucking sausage sizzle when they went to vote? I BET THE GREENS DID THIS

>one nation 4

It's certainly fast enough :^)

Good. The entire point of the senate is to stop the house being retarded. It being split down the middle with parties is absolutely perfecto.

Having a snag.

Nobody wants shitskins mate.
Our qt asians belong to us.

>pretending you have a gf on a Mongolian Yurt design imageboard

maori grandmother here.. my brother and i look completely white though, i feel for u

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I was so mad that I voted Greens

How the hell can you even predict that if the vote counting hasn't begun?

>Derryn Hench: 1

who?

Greens are a meme party is absolutely every country

It's like she doesn't even respect the glory of the masterful Japanese shinkansen that travels at 250km/h. Fucking whores.

wait did the LDP lose their seat?

Do you think Di Natale is looking at this thread?

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ME

BULLET TRAIN FOR SAUSAGE SIZZLE

>mfw when Nick Xenophon Team got into the HOR

Shiiit liberals just lost a seat.

Asians are shitskins tho.

This is what, the 14th thread?

Sticky fucking when

fuck you

I think he is the OP of every one!

Kill yourself.

yep

good fucking riddance to that shitty meme party who was elected by dumb bogans confusing it for LNP

This is absolute shit-tier analysis.

completely fucking wrong.

DO NOT LOOK THE CRYPTO-LABORITE IN THE EYE

Last bastion of hope for Australia

BASED NICK

Nick seems like a bullet train sorta bloke. NICK + PAULINE + BULLET TRAIN = MAGA

15th

Yep, completely fucked.
vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm

Nice fantasy mate but Aus is better off without guns.

I know, right? Anyone saying otherwise is an obvious major party shill.

>mfw when
>mfw when you got banned from r/australia

Did you preference them 1st?

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Me :(

>ABC staff losing the plot
Time for prime banter?

>Bastion
>Hope
>Melbourne
Kill yourself faggot, Melbourne should be nuked.

how to get banned?

>The bull has left the house.

>Sup Forums is turning on LDP

I thought we were supposed to be supporting the right wing meme parties?

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This desu
>tfw i live in melbourne myself

Would any white person here let their kids marry into a different race?

Bogans vote for Labor you fucking moron.

Liberal Democrats are one of the only decent parties out there.

Me

I specifically rocked up earlier than I did last vote because I voted too late and they were packing up, but this time there weren't any cunts at all doing sausage sizzle. I even got some dosh out at Coles specifically for a snag.

I feel fucking betrayed by my own country.

BASEDMAL
A
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EDMAL

TALKING SOON

When will we get a sick cunt as a prime minister again?

They were full on liberal retard and frankly got what they deserved.

Australia is gun free and better for it.