what shithole of a country. would love to watch brazil get nuked.
Julian Sullivan
Threadly reminder to not come here if you value your life. Please I would feel terrible if a Sup Forumslack got robbed or killed, just don't risk your life please.
Xavier Rodriguez
I will watch the chaos from the comfort of my happening station
Kevin Robinson
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Ian Davis
The world cup went OK. What changed in a few months?
Hudson Hughes
I forget why they are hosting the Olympics?
Luke Barnes
They love soccer so they were tame for that one. They hate literally every other sport, so...
David Harris
>zyka >dengue >Rio went bankrupt (can't pay for public hospitals, police, etc) >Dilma (almost) impeached >Lula almost in jail> >a ton of politician in jail and more joining >Olympics buildings barely finished >social collapse imminent
Nicholas Bell
Neat. It'll make for some interesting stories at least.
Isn't the Olympic village always a massive orgy too?
Noah Reyes
I spent last 3 weeks in Rio just fine. It's just stupid tourists that ignore the local gang's curfews and walk around drug dealing zones that get fucked.
Leo Evans
>local gang's curfews >drug dealing zones You talk about it like that's a normal thing.
Ryan Barnes
It's being hosted by Rio de Janeiro, not São Paulo or anywhere else in Brazil that's not in the Northeast? Eh, almost forgot Rio de Janeiro = Brazil, from a forasteiro perspective.
>Rio de Janeiro >Rio de Janeiro >Rio de Janeiro >Rio de Janeiro
You check the news: Rio de Janeiro. You check sensationalist websites: Rio de Janeiro. >Jesus Christ, Brazil is truly the absolute shithole.
Jackson Gonzalez
>Town rapist
Kevin Barnes
You guys know that there isn't an event for biggest shithole right?
Jason Sanchez
Would never go to that shithole oven in the first place. "Tourists" are fucking idiots. Those beaches look all the fucking same Go somewhere safe and civilized for vacation
Lucas Rivera
Kek
John Baker
But doesn't hosting the Olympics get decided by a committee? And even before now they've been having major problems.
Asher Morgan
Why can't we just conquer you guys? Why don't first world countries conquer and colonize these shithole. They can't take care of themselves. Let us use them as slaves or something. It is far worse to allow them rights when they're already killing each other.
Dominic Wilson
Third world Olympic venues was a mistake
Camden Allen
But it is. You can't go to a friend's house then shit all over the floor, same thing with Rio, you got to show some respect to the owner (drug gangs) and follow their rules while you're a visitor
Isaiah Ross
>kid shot because policeman confused popcorn with crack
> willingly going to south America > implying Brazil isn't some dressed up slum We should have let them pay for all that Olympic shit and then not show up.
Aaron Davis
>two members of the Australian paralympic team have been robbed at gunpoint in Rio I chuckled
Dominic Scott
In the case of Rio, the whole house is made of shit.
Ryder Howard
Our interim president is already a US puppet
Jacob Johnson
And Lula is the savior of mankind, right?
Lucas Hernandez
>paralympic ayy
Tyler Rivera
One Max Payne wasn't enough.
Thomas Anderson
Because no sane white person wants to colonize a jungle filed with rapist thieving drug dealing monkeys that call themselves human
We don't need to treat them like humans. They are weak we should castrate them all and make them work reconstructing their land.
Joseph Diaz
what about the coveted big booty brbr bitches
pic related
Mason Kelly
I regret learning Spanish
Eli Sullivan
brland speaks portuguese
Jaxon Sanders
Should've spent that money learning geography instead.
Benjamin Moore
Whatever floats your boat.
Ayden Thomas
I reckon that fad will be over in the next decade.
Joshua Collins
Just like home.
Isaac Ortiz
>compete in olympics >either get robbed, raped or the zyka virus
this will be a gud olympic games
Wyatt Turner
Matters little :^(
Christian Ramirez
Cant wait to be kidnaped and mounted by a BR stud.
Sebastian Barnes
I mean more, how can those two entities exist in the same country
where does pic relateds hide from the everyday reality of brazil
Nathan Cooper
faggot hue-hues tell us about the whores and fucking Brazilian women >do they all like anal? >how much at a putaria? >should I marry a Brazilian woman?
Thomas Lopez
>hating brazilian masterrace
You are just on the wrong side of history
Julian Thompson
Converted to dollars, it's like $20.
Brandon Scott
we were doing pretty well couple years ago
everything turned to shit overnight
Tyler Harris
>do they all like anal Most, yeah... >how much at a putaria? 80 dollars, it's cheap for you, but we don't earn much. >should I marry a Brazilian woman No. You should not marry, as a matter of fact. Sup Forums did not teach you anything about females?
Carson Perry
do you guys really bang underage favela grills ?
how often do you go to a putaria? how accepted is it to fuck trannies?
$80 is cheap to us, but we don't have cool putarias to go to, just shitty asian massage parlours or backpage girls.
Xavier Morales
yes females are soft and lovely and should be married and treasured provided they're good people
without being a beta cuck
Ayden Ramirez
i have no idea what putaria means to you
Parker Harris
How bad is the Zika situation there? Does every other kid gets born with microcephaly already?
James Long
its not that common
they fear what it could become, because it increased so fast, not what it is right now
Caleb Green
I can't wait until SA becomes an official warzone and starts flooding the US with da fugees. I just hope begins before the coming election.
Owen Cox
South America got the majority of niggs in the slave trade. Mexicans + Niggs + Whites The white mixes from Spain / Portugal are the fit ones with da ass. The rest are sub human.
Grayson Foster
>dengue finally gets a vaccine >gets replaced by a worse virus Nature is telling us to die.
Daniel Scott
Lula was a snitch
Wyatt Collins
>do you guys really bang underage favela grills? No, that's for favela guys. A white boi like me would never enter a favela or risk fucking a favela grill who might be the child of a drug lord. >how often do you go to a putaria? I never go to this type of houses, but I have gone to streets with prostitutes and trannies with my friends, but did not fuck any, I am afraid of diseases. Also, regular girls are not much less slutty, so if you can avoid suffering from oneitis and becoming someone's boyfriend, there is no need for paying, at least that's my thinking. >how accepted is it to fuck trannies? Guys laugh at you and joke about you, but it's such a popular thing that I'd say it's well accepted. Tranny fuckers always say they are "technically not gay".
Matthew Jackson
I bet the gun is worth more than all that money.
Oliver Lopez
>favela grill who might be the child of a drug lord. How can he be a drug lord yet live in a slum? Sounds like drugs dont pay the bills.
Brody Flores
holy shit wow. I would never admit in public I like trannies in a million years here.
>there are a lot of good ones in Br thanks user!
Ethan Scott
>mfw our Olympics will seem God-tier in comparison to Brazil's incomplete, crime-ridden, Zika infected display.
Feels good man
Angel Hill
Please come to Brazil. Its is not nearly as bad as you make it to be.
Please come here and spend your money, it's beautiful. You will not regret it.
Thank you;
Samuel Johnson
kek, I wouldn't go there in a million years if I wanted to meet a successful brazilian I'd do that in europe
Alexander Martin
No it wont. Because ours came after China's. China's will look even better.
Carter Gutierrez
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Ian Cook
Please come
Kayden Ross
They may be criminals, but they do respect the trigger...
Kayden Morales
when did china host the olympics?
i never watch any sporting event thats not in the UK
Luis Bell
I already live in a shit hole..
Kayden Collins
global elite's plan to spread the man-made virus known as "zika" to first world nations
James Sanchez
Go to Florianópolis, it's like Rio, but not shit.
Jose Moore
Beijing had it 4 years before London. Londow was self hating, progressive and trashy. Beijing was all Chinese, pure nationalist pride and China was using it's years of propaganda experience to push China as amazing and powerful. Russia had winter olympics that were also good. Britain looked like shit compared to both. Look them up on YT.
Daniel Parker
They went bankrupt from all the effort to attract the Olympics.
Tyler Garcia
>British Olympics looked like shit compared to Russia's
Who's being the defeatist, self-hating cuck here? I thought we did a great job. Put on a great show. Sure they overdid the 'Are NHS' thing, but we put on a bloody good show lad.
Chase Martin
here it is
Kayden Jenkins
>highest violent crime in the hemisphere >we were doing pretty well
Hue pls
Brody Parker
no. watching other nations nationlism is tantamount to traitorism in my book
Dominic Hughes
The drug lord here is someone from the slums that became the Lord through violence. Someday someone from his slum will kill the current lord and take his place. Its just a constant rise and all in the slums, they dont even leave the place. Also if you get involved with drug lords relatives, its a death sentence.
