Melbourne Cup Bets

It's that time of year again, what horses are your picks for tomorrow for the big race?

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is an horse a athlete

Wall of Fire wins.

Get on Libran for a place @ $12

Why can't I bet on Winx?

2. Almandin
3. Humidor
5. Marmelo
13. Big Duke

lads

How does Ireland produce so many good jockeys?

famine

Met Richard Hughes in Bangalore. He was pretty tall for a jockey.

got a boxed trifecta on 3,7,9,20

WHERE is based RC?

I NEED his tips, my $1200 tax refund is ready

*my $1200 interest free loan to the government

when you really think about it all taxation is theft

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I don't do Melbourne cup.

Because there's already a horse in your bed?

>Almandin
>any horse ever going back to back again

BETTING IS FOR DEGENERATES ONLY

Leaf pls

Red cardinal lads. Put the farm on it

This is bad

I've got money on rekindling and ventura storm. 100 on each.

Want to bet on a place for US Army Ranger, should I do fixed or tote?

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

always fixed

already did tbqh

why not tote?

fixed is 14.50 tote is 22

you fuck any kids lately reality kek?

winx is a cuck and cant run 2600 meters

boom time is gonna win the cup

Think Walk of Fire will win

Fuck boys ive been out of the loop with horses for over a year

Are there any Weir horses in this race?

Tips for race 5 fellas?

garn pop my youth allowance on big duke

don't fuck it up horseboy

need stream lads

exemplary post

tough one this year lads

hobson, nakeeta, dynamite, cardinal and almandin are proven for the distance

mermelo, humido vermeer are classy, but dont know about distance

The bookies like wall of fire. I'd also give rekindling some chance

it's an open race with a bit of moisture in track

good luck /bet/, won't reveal what my picks are but last year I jagged the trifecta :^) heres hoping sportsbet dont cancle me.

Hamish McLachlin's media career is like a parasite that's impossible to kill, the prick is everywhere on seven

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6. Red Cardinal
7. Johannes Vermeer
14. Us Army Ranger

For the trifecta lads. Put your life savings on it. Screencap this post

B I G D U K E
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Daily reminder that THIS is the boxed trifecta.
5 - Marmelo
2 - Alamandin
9 - Max Dynamite

based rc

Got a quinella with 20,6,4,5,2 and also,
>Not throwing a fiver on Tiberian @31 just in case he wins or rain fucks up the ground

One last thing:
abc.net.au/news/2017-11-07/manus-island-protests-scale-crane-flemington/9126172

10 - Ventura Storm
13 - Big Duke

$10 Win, $10 Place on each

said it last year
i'll say it this year
if you invested any money in the race that stops the "nation", you're an idiot and also you have almost no moral conscience

Fuck off, lefty

>he doesn't enjoy horse racing
Get a load of this pleb, I bet you vote for the greens too

Just put a couple of bets on despite having no interest in horse racing lads

I just throw a few dollars onto horses names I like for fun.

>Tripfag has a dumbass opinion.
Whodathunkit?

They are literally treated better than most people on the planet

>muh whips!

Treated like animal kings their whole life and have to endure 2 minutes of mild annoyance with the "whips" that dont result in physical damage.

Also kill yourself

>There are people who find sports betting immoral yet have taken drugs or had sex before marriage
These people need to get their reality in check™

Chucked a cheeky $8 on him when his odds fell to $26 last night

>Bogan trash dresses up one day and tries to look classy and dignified, just to get drunk and pretend to care about horseracing
I can't think of a day in Australia more pretentious and superficial than the Melbourne Cup. How cringeworthy.

Alrght lads ive got $15 left, what should i put it on?

Fuck off.

Last time I checked, I won't be euthanised if I break my leg.

Didn't look at who you were responding to at first and thought you were talking about the Manus Island refugees, kek.

How much did your ill-fitting rented suit cost?

I bet on Red Cardinal - just cuz I liked the name.
My m8 is going for Boom Time

post race /grisbysdribs/

so this is just offseason /afl/, right?

Statistics show that nearly all horses in the race today will experience bleeding in the lungs, while 50% of horses racing will experience bleeding in the windpipe. 89% of these racehorses will have stomach ulcers. All will be thrashed by a whip.
Will another horse collapse and die after the race like the two that did after the Melbourne cup last year? Stats show that approximately every 3 days, a horse will die on the racetrack in Australia.
During training, these horses spend approximately 22 hours of every day alone in a stall the size of a bedroom, resulting in digestive and behavioural abnormalities. They are drugged to mask the pain from being overworked, and fed food with unnaturally high energy content.
The average ‘career’ of a racehorse is 3 years, after which they are ‘discarded’. Every year, 10000-25000 ‘discarded’ racehorses who didn’t ‘make the cut’ are slaughtered for dog food.

I agree. I resent the fact that they're treated like an expendable means to acquire money rather than an actual companion, and daresay, pet.

It's not everyday that I agree with this tripfag, but Erin is on fucking point here.

>t. Erin

Yeah but who gives a shit about some dumb horses

Wrong

Why aren't you whining about the millions of cows that are slaughtered every year?

Why horses in particular? Because you watched the saddle club?

thanks bet365 u fucking cucks

#nuptothecup

And not betting will somehow bring less money into this industry?

Apparently everybody following the race today...

>Why aren't you whining about the millions of cows that are slaughtered every year?
I do complain about that though. Is this the first time you've spoken to me, the great Anne Erin?

Sook lefties aside, get ready boys

You can make it sound as shit as you want but I "literally" dont care in the slightest. The top horses are well looked after. If not for racing what purpose would horses serve in 2017? They are bred for our entertainment.

the families bets

Anyway all that being said, go Humidor!

I have trips removed. You're user to me.

They want the horses to make them money, couldn't give a fuck about the horses themselves otherwise horse racing wouldn't be around

I'm actually very right wing, I just care deeply for animals.

> $40 on humidor

rip $40

If someone is bred for the purpose of being exploited by humans, maybe they shouldn't be bred at all

you woudn't say child labor is excused if the children being exploited were bred for the sole purpose of being exploited. you'd say it's better they never existed in the first place

Don't know if these horses can match the high octane action of the Clifton Cup tbqjh

mfw I don’t gamble responsibly

Exactly, that's more or less what I said here . It's disgusting.

This. Saying the gamblers care about the horses is like saying poachers and smugglers care about animals..

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Bondi Beach will win

Has anyone here actually ride a horse?

I did a few years back, was fun.

No but I rode a camel two years ago in Alice Springs

I've got a motorbike how close is that

Welp I lost

BASED

None of my horses eh

Wow, and now it's over.

I used to volunteer at a stable for like 3 years. Occasionally rode them but my main job was waking up at 5am to chase stubborn horses around a massive paddock.

WINNER

I've rode a camel in Port Fairy