Why couldn't he get laid?

Why couldn't he get laid?

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He was gay in denial.

overconfidence

why didnt he smash the girl who always pulled tricks on him/.

he was on Sup Forums too much

He came on too strong, and it always threw him if a woman was interested back.

because no leg day

He probably did but since it was a kids show it was kinda hard to make scenes of it.

insecurity is a turn off

He posted frequently on /fit/ and /fa/

If he was real, he would be drowning in pussy. This show was made by bitter kikes who were bullied by chads in high school.

This

It's because he'd gotten rejected so many times that he didn't know what to do if a girl actually showed interest. That and I think he genuinely just enjoyed flirting with girls in and of itself.

f-fuck you!!!

Getting laid is a myth.

Bitterness of writers. After women going after alphas like Johnny and never after cucks like the writers they decided to spite Johnny.

Pathetic really

>enjoyed flirting with girls in and of itself.
This is unironically the best part of female interaction.

>Adult humor is found in many episodes of the show. In one episode, when Suzy calls Johnny to ask if he wants to come over, Johnny nonchalantly tells her to "[call] back in 15 years when [she is] a co-ed."

You know they eventually fucked.

No, the best part is kissing

Then the Volcano proceeds to reject him confirming that at some point in time Johnny has actually had sex.

No, it's a social construct, moron

I don't know if you're memeing or not, but kissing is pretty good. I'd place it above grabbing tits and ass.

no it's a spook retard

I guess the volcano didn't agree with human rules where blow up dolls don't count as actual sex.

reported

Its implied he's gotten chicks before, you just always see his failures than his succeeds.

>announcing your reports

did he have fetishes

Not memeing making out is even better than fucking imo, it's more intimate and romantic whereas fucking is more like a primordial instinctive almost animalistic thing (in my experience)

Skipped leg day...everyday

Reported for reporting.

(Me)

He's actually a fat NEET who lives with his mom, the whole show is through his eyes.

Velma from the Scooby Doo crossover wanted to fuck his brains out

I can get behind this.

Nigger she was 8

She's thicc under that frumpy sweater

I always thought i'd be the real ladies man and hot shot when I'd meet a willing woman but when I finally lost my virginity, my whole interest towards sex stopped. Sex was just... it was just boring and awkward and I had to imagine some hot porn scenes so I could finally cum and be done with it.

Wanking your dick with gorilla grip and your personal fetish porn rolling on the screen is the way to go for me. I had sex with three different ladies and I just couldn't understand what should be so good about getting liad. It felt like a chore or some weird workout, not pleasure at all

this

Porn addiction in a nutshell.

and?

Sex is vastly overrated once you have it. Its still nice to have, but it never lives up to the hype unless you're on molly.

What we thought was under that sweater.

Lived with his mama.

Age on the clock? Ready for the cock.

Reality.

Thanks for your unsolicited life story, user. Really got my noggin joggin'

That's because you need to git gud
Vaginas wrap your penis and give a sensation of warmth that no hand can simulate
Plus feelings of power, plus having sex with a hot girl (but that only applies if you're having sex with a hot girl)

DELET

I'd be okay with this if her tits were bigger desu

>reddit spacing

Reality + a couple of shots.

yeah but no matter how fast I pounded I didn't feel anything, just a wet sensation on tip of my dick. It wasn't a bad feeling, but not good either. Even when girl was riding my dick it was just a bit more pleasant because of pressure I guess

>Seth McFarlane worked on Johnny Bravo
I think he's doing alright

STOP MASTURBATING

I'm not a nofap fag either, but you've clearly beat your dick into submission.

Is this shopped? I unironically love that body

She actually isn't. She's like 4'9, 95 pounds.

>Is this shopped?

No, that's Penny Underbust who likes wearing corsets.

>that larkin love scene

Johnny Bravo was a thirsty beta. the whole point of the show was to illustrate how self improvement for the sake of women was ultimately futile.

>no porn

Sad!

If I remember that secret agent chick kissed him at the end of that one ep. It was good to see him actually win for once.

G-g-g-g-groper ghost!!

still a bitter kike

>that fucking scooby porn where Daphne and Fred are talking about knocking each other up and its basically one big comedy

Best scooby porno, wish I could remember it beyond the hilarious webms.

I think I remember an episode where it was revealed that he was actually fat but that all of his fat was arranged in such a way that it made him look buff.

Bravo got rejected because he's only 5'9".

the one with Bree Olson as Daphne? i had it saved before my old computer crashed, couldn't recover it. it's still out there in torrent form i'm sure, or on some paysite.

He was way too tryhard and just seemed insecure

He could get laid alot by just acting normal

Yep that's the one. I don't even care about the porno, its just hilariously silly.

youtube.com/watch?v=SeB6PovANjE

Cuz why not.

I could never get it up on molly. cuddling and hugs were fucking mind blowing though

Be glad because it makes normal sex even more boring.

Didn't he bang her?

>When returning to headquarters with Dr. Pencilneck in custody, Johnny promised W to keep what he knows a secret, if he can have a kiss from Jane as a reward. After putting on lipstick, Jane start kissing Johnny. Only afterwards, she realized she accidentally used the red lipstick set for malaria, and fainted on Johnny.

manlet

On the Amazon Island episodes who is rejected by the volcano because he is not a virgin, so he at least got laid once.

I think he banged the deer from the first season.

The only girls that liked him were either animals or had weird "conditions". At least he wasn't a virgin.

Because it's a cartoon.

An Alpha-male Chad with a physique like Johnny's would be able to get almost any woman he wants in the real world.

Because it's not funny to see him get laid.

He obviously has. But it's not funny when he gets cunny. He also is a loser. Dude lived with his mother with no job.

Lived with his mom.

Johnny is muscular and good looking and also lives with his mom, he can't get ladies. What chance does Sup Forums have?

>The secret agent chick actually really loved Johnny but had to wipe his memory to protect him

I wasn't expecting these feels

He lived with his mom

Did they really say virgin in a kid's cartoon?

>Did they really say virgin in a kid's cartoon about a guy trying to get laid?

Yes. It was a different time

post the Jhonny goes to Bollywood!
Fucking loved it, no girl lays a single hand on jhonny AND! he gets a sort of girlfriend.. cute shit desu.

Dexters Lab was pure kino

Zack please, you're a pathetic manlet

Why not?

yes you see prior to 9/11 and the invasion of iraq the western world was allowed to not devolve into a cotton wool society ever since that event i am absolutely convinced that the west has been "trained" to become more placid and now its gotten to bursting point and were seeing a rebound hence Sup Forums and the various extreme view points emerging from all the relatively quite voices prior to 9/11

but hey that just my tinfoil hat showing and probably my age

that was not completely kids cartoon but for over ten year olds I guess

Do you think it's impossible that it just happened spontaneously?

>That nose
Holy shit.