MS Paint Geopolitics

ITT: pick your enemies/friends

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>france
kek

>pic
questions?

They're genoicding your own people and subverting your government with corruption and you think "it's complicated"

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>genoicding your own people
I'm assuming you mean israel here--they are not "my" people, and I was actually going to make it green, if it wasn't for jidf

> It's complicated

What do you mean by this?
Please don't say "It's complicated" in response

You are Coptic, aren't you user ?

Says the Zimbo.

>iceland

You're all trying to bully us for leaving the EU

chat shit get bombed cunt

can't be arsed to fill in that one. No one cares about anywhere outside of Europe anyway.

nope, and most copts are actually retarded

well, fuck you too, nigel

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enemies/friends != love/hate, you stupid limey

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I'm glad the sea is your friend at least, Bulgaria. It's nice to have friends.

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Fuck you, worthless Egyptian sandnigger. Hope your country gets fucking nuked.

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find a flaw

Friends with Azerbaijan.

Absolute trash

protip: i cant

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Sardinia, Corsica and various other islands are not colored in with their respective countries.

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>namethem.png

I left blank a lot of auxiliary islands. There were some which I paid more attention to, such as the falklands

Shiver me timbers!

Michael Bates?

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Captcha related.

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I approve this map.

cant argue with this one, all of the options are perfect

>mountain jews
>not your enemies
ayy

Except that's not a country

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>Thinking a mere state is a Country

Get out.

>average balkan mindset dot peeangee

Youre fucking disgusting

dont talk to me or my son ever again

find a flaw

protip: you can't

u r all autists my map is perfect and california can thrive on its own as a country

Hello fellow Rhode Islander

>North Sea, natural enemy of the Dutch since time immemorial.

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hello

going to the bristol parade on Monday?

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>implying states aren't just countries joined under a union

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rate

nah, I have a BBQ to host.

can i come?

t. PA

r8
h8
appreci8

GET OFF MY PLANET REEEE

>Greece
>friends with seamen
How shocking...

One thing I never understand about these threads is what are we considering the country? The people or the government?

it's not a practical way to display this kind of information, guys

Not enough red for Africa continent desu.

Fuck off Poseidon

based Atlantean superman

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Based Americun~

>Kike-istan
>friends
Get out.

i dont know but ok

with each new flag I see the list of unseen countries goes down by one.

eventually I will have seen all the country's flags and my life will be even more empty

why did i spend 20 minutes filling a map no one cares about

I appreciate it

I like the addition ':^)'

his ancestors discovered kek, of course the frog people is his greatest ally

inb4 butthurt

you did a good job, don't worry.

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yes.

love you too fine chap!

>Iran included in red
>only uncuck'd country left

not autistic enough to fill everything

>Italy
>It's complicated
Because you killed their citizen and then lied about it?

>netherland
congrats, you're the first country not to consider Turkey an enemy

I don't like erdogan, but I have known some pretty chill turks, and I've recently been to istanbul for a week on vacation. Istanbul is the potential all of turkey has, it's like europe, and almost no one wears islamic clothing. I'd like for the rest of turkey to become like that, then we can be friend.

>lied about it?
didn't lie, we genuinely don't know, and the Italians know we don't know, but now the commie cunt's family is threatening to release his mangled body's pictures to the public just to put pressure on both governments

>we genuinely don't know,
Your security agency tortured and killed him.
>cunt's family is threatening to release his mangled body's pictures to the public just to put pressure on both governments
That's not a cunt thing to do. That's the right thing. Their child was murdered and your government is denying them closure.

t. bulgarian aquaman

>Implying state isn't just a shit word for county

>implying it's not butter

>Dominican Republic
>friend

Them and Israel are the most racist, murderous, terrorist apartheid states.
Israel = Zionism
Dominican Republic = Dominicanism

Melville?

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something like this

Sure, thats something I would like to do. Here you go.

You must understand that decent spaniards are very happy about what you did. 90% of the country is retarded as fuck so you should bully spanish retards here in the UK, I would not feel bad for them.

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>Greece
>complicated
U wot ?

By the way, just so you know spanish TVs are saying brits are being racist towards spaniards. They want to promote hate for you among regular people, it is so obvious.

Russia should be red. Just listen to Obama and Hillary talk about it

>Your security agency tortured and killed him.
which one?

>That's not a cunt thing to do
I was referring to the guy, he's a commie cunt

>Their child was murdered and your government is denying them closure.
you think we don't want this to go away? if we knew anything the Italians would too.

Also, worth mentioning..
>France
>sold us the two Misrtal aircraft carriers
>plane crashed in the Mediterranean going from Paris to Alexandria

>Russia
>sold us the aircrafts, building a nuclear power plant
>plane bombed in Sinai going from Sharm ElShiekh to Moscow

>Italy
>only western country that welcomed the Muslim Brotherhood's ouster
>their boy is tortured and killed

>A lot of based greeks
>A lot of despicable greeks
>Full of shitskins
>Commies

Can't really make a decision. I would say the same about my country anyways.