Why are they so bad at esports?
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cuz we're good at everything else m8
>UK worse than Ukraine
do UK e-athletes forget to plug in their screen?
you mean normal sports?
>athletes
Stop
It's considered only something losers do, which is true.
>he doesnt call computer players e-athletes
>he doesnt call chess players checker-athletes
>esports
yeah, only losers earn millions of dollars in esports...
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only losers have contracts with esports organizations or even normal sports organizations
btw, the first United Kingdomian can be found on page 3 (rank 214)
ironically kyself beta fag.
Who hasn't heard the quintessentially German name of Kuro Salehi Takhasomi? Let him cast the first stone mate.
>Dota 2
>League of Legends
fuck this gay earth
> playing computer games competitively
Haha, what is this? 1990s Japan?
because most people here only play CoD, Fifa and GTA on console
tea breaks
Because the majority of us recognize that pouring countless hours into the same mundane cancerous game for years and years to only have a small possibility of becoming successful outweighs the benefits of going to University and getting a worthwhile career which doesn't involve getting overweight, greasy and revolting to the opposite sex.
>esports
Kuro is probably more German than you are English. He's born in Berlin and his father is from Iran, but integrated here. So fuck you.
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>Adrian Trinks
>Dominik Reitmeier
>Maurice Gutmann
>Max Broecker
>Kai Hanbueckers
>Pascal Lohmeier
All those non-German names of other successful dota 2 players
Because they suck dick.
>his father is from Iran
Because we have sex with our women, instead of letting Mahmoud take them instead. You could learn a thing or two Hans.
really makes me think
>esports