You wake up in 1953 London

You wake up in 1953 London.

What do, you do?

Complain about the Suez Crisis

Move to America instead of being irrelevant.

Drive up to Wolverhampton and watch their legendary league winning football side

Enjoy rationing

Go to a country that hasn't passed its golden age yet but is about to experience it, like Japan or Germany.

invest in property

>being in London at any time period after the Romans left

Merci, mais non.

Go back to my boat before they leave me

kill myself

yam yam cunt
Germany has been doing very well since the fall of the Berlin wall but I find it hard to use the term golden age because of how pathetic you people are and

Germany's golden age was it's unification until 1914

>how pathetic you people are and
Your people voted for vassaldom in a national referendum. It doesn't get more pathetic than this. Worse than Singapore's involuntary independence. Worse than Scotland's colonial blunders.

travel back up north, to god's own country

>vassaldom
kek keep crying hans, we'll be buying yank and japanese cars instead of german cars soon

don't know.
How high are the chances of weaponized blitz butthurt?

Emigrate to the greatest country the Commonwealth has ever known, the true land of opportunity...CANADA!

Join the communist party and work on making tha country communist. And support the freedom of Northern Ireland.
Not becouse I'm a commie, or care much about the Irish. Just to fuck things up.

This

See the newly released play: The Mousetrap. I don't want to miss it before it stops running in the West End.

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