/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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>you sunk my battleship user

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agrarianism and state's rights

God and Ulster desu.

But we all agree Georgia is the best place for a holiday aye?

come stay with me, I'll take you camping

Can't wait to hear about this adventure.

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I always recommend three places for Southern vacations: Nashville, Charleston, and Savannah (Tennessee, South Carolina, and Georgia, respectively)

I guess
I'm at mercer uni in Macon if you end up nearby

Take me up on that ye cunt ye, I'll go camping with wit you any day of the week.

>State drink of Louisiana is milk

Neato

>State doughnut is a Beignet

Even better.

hush, you

>state muffin is the blueberry muffin
>state dessert is ice cream
I'm glad our government is staying busy

It'll be dandy m8

Have some faith

>State dog is Catahoula leopard dog.
>Catahoula leopard dogs are bred to find livestock in any terrain - swamps, canyons, forests, or mountains - largest and most aggressive of the cattle dogs, they can handle wild cattle and hogs in the roughest country.
>They're not good city dwellers - need several acres to run on, preferably with livestock to protect.

Neat.

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You sure you know what you're getting yourself into, bud?

>state shell
what

A fun camping night?

>Virginia Big-Eared Bat

How long did it take to come up with that name haha

fun is one way to put it

glorious landscapes senpai

this ""commonwealth"" is so shit

>only have 4

god damn it why is our state poor in everything

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No one will rape and murder me in Georgia sure, they're all pure pals there.

and all of them are great

the only thing that would have been better is a dog for state mammal

>his "state" doesn't have a state dinosaur

you were responding to conway, not me

that's great

>ceased to be relevant 100 years ago
>a third of the population is Yankees
>carpetbagger DNC shill governor from New York
>his predecessor is in prison
>HIS predecessor was Hillary's running mate
>shit flag
>completely reliant on fedbux
>Jim Webb didn't make it past the first debate
>designated chimpout state for SJWs and Kekistanis
>a third of our territory lost to Lincoln
>no famous cuisine

But everyone who isn't black is basically a pure friendly chum that I have nothing to fear from aye? It's only the shiteabags that that will treat my tourist bum that bollocks yeah?

If you come to Savannah, I might.
Depends.

I'll fucking bottle ye ye Niger cunt ye

a lot of the blacks aren't bad folks down here, actually. Or at least the bad to good ratio is a lot better than other places in the US.

Ironically race relations are better here than the rest of the US now, we don't have riots or anything (or at least we didn't until Charlottesville)

>City of New Orleans basically becomes the degenerate capital of the world for 2 weeks every year.

Feels bad, but not as bad as your feel haha.

hahaha

I'll turn yer nanny into a pogostick and hop all the way to the County Laois.

Don'y make fun of are Bojo lad

he's implying that I'll rape you

I';ll fuck you up your filthy little yank arsehole, y e big fucking Yankee bender ye

should've properly stood for PM instead of caving to mummy for a cabinet position

Y'all ever just been Greek?

georgian most of the time
greek all of the time

I am a Cypriot
a southern one

i am greek

imagine not being english.
i think id have to fucking kill mnyslef laddies!

Imagine BEING English.
I can hardly comprehend it.

shut the FUCK UP

SCOTLAND

FOREVER

Why couldn't I have been born Greek why was I cursed to be Scottish scum

LOL

holy shit man

¡HAZME!

jog on

the Celtic man has been oppressed far too long

Shut up indentured servant.

yes massah

you can't invite friends, we have a monopoly on inviting friends

jog on yer maw

Indentured slaves decedents should really demand reparations I want a race war already.

on yer bike, muppet

don't be greedy, we have to keep our dead general alive too

This is now /Dixie+Czech+Slovakia+Hungary+Alaska/ general Poland please leave

I'm ok with this.

>literal canon on the back of a truck
sometimes you just cant help but admire the balls on those crazy arabs

They might be bad at it, but when they first start with wars it gets hilarious real quick.

any more?

who gin & tonic here?

There's the slavs as well

>you will never operate a weaponized shopping cart

reeee
you might have beaten me now, but I'll have my vengeance yet
I'll be back, /dixie/!!!!!!

how fucking old is that thing?

good choice
a true Anglo's drink

YESSIR

with some roses lime juice, unless i have some actual limes on hand

Just had peanuts for dinner.

So what, just peanuts? Nothing else?

I'll fuck him up the arsehole with sheer protestant willpower if her tries anything.

Had a big lunch this afternoon.

they make a mean soup

It's a "modernized" (as in modernized for ww1) maxim gun

Hope that tastes better than it looks.

>maxim
vickers*

ignore :^)

I don't even know what that Laos is but I'll fuck you up the arsehole if yo bullock me around mate.

If you want to be best pals though I'll fucking stand by you til the end of days.

bonus

>implying it doesn't look delicious
shouldn't have to explain the magic of peanuts to a Georgian

I actually don't know very much about guns, the only reason I recognized it as old was the fact that he was manually pouring in water as coolant.

it looks like diarrhea

shut your mouth

Why don't you get into guns?
I can guarantee it's fun.

>he doesn't have a tully monster as state fossil

guns are expensive and wasn't around them much growing up. I've been to the range a few times and want to get a revolver or something as soon as I have money for it though. Wouldn't mind a Smith and Wesson, looks really satisfying to hold and fire.

whoops forgot pic

fuck off the Cardinal is our's,

Alright, hope you get the right gun for you on the first try.
Make sure to try out the models if you can at the local range.

>/dixie/ EU4 finally worked
we did it, y'all, the greatest Southern technical accomplishment since the moon landing

rip turkbud's custom nation

he should have made it Jewish

good work boys

Rare pic of my computer screen

come join us next time