So, did Jabba bang leia?

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There was a moment when he was clearly aroused by his twi'elek dancer prior to sending her to the rancor, so maybe.

It's canon

Yes. Early writings involve Jabba's tail tickling her clitoris. Fisher was into the idea but, due to limitations of the Jabba costume, the idea was scrapped.

in my fan fiction, Leia tried to bang Jabba in an effort to escape but Jabba has no genitals and instead she had to bang Salacious Crumb but her plan failed

I always assume he got off on humiliating females of any species. I'd assume he reproduced asexually or something

No, he just licked her feets

literally our guy

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LITERALLY /ourguy/

I think the one thing everyone can agree on is that Jabba has nothing down there, its smooth like a ken doll, but slimy

No. Pleeklee did.

Yeah Hutts are asexuall.. so yes you are right... ditry slugs dropping eggs allover

so how did jabba become a leader of a crime organisation again? how could a hutt rise up the ranks? he can barely move, mucg less fight

What a disgusting imagination you have

According to EU trash writing, Hutts can move and Jabba beat the shit out of his Gamorrean guards to instil discipline in them. He's only on a sofa in ROTJ because he's lazy and decadent (also effects limitations)

Nepotism.

>according to EU trash writing

He was moving in the revised A New Hope, it's canon.

Jabba was a rip-off of baron harkonnen

He was in Episode 1 briefly as well.

Poast

money

Jabba probably inherited his power. He is quite literally the Space Don of The Space Mafia

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So how did Trump become the leader of a big country again? How could a moron rise up the ranks? He can barely express himself, much less be relevant

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>So how did Trump become the leader of a big country again?
>he's still upset about that two months later

>Hutt space is shaped like a birds eye view of the Falcon
Is this Kinoetry

He's like the famous German Adolf Hitler (oratory skills, scapegoating-middle eastern ethnic groups, so many similarities)

I'm on the opposite end of the earth so I don't really care but moron at the top of the food chain is very common

The skywalker family prefer BGC

>oratory skills
>Trump

He's a big dumb idiot so he appeals to all the big dumb idiot burgers, just like Hitler was an uptight German with a stick up his arse and delusions of grandeur, which appealed to the average German at the time.

I've always assumed Hitler was able to give a compelling speech though. That was my knowledge at least. Trump just babbles incoherently.

Yeah, that much is true. Hitler knew how to throw a speech. Trump is very lucky to have run for president in a shitshow such as the mid-10's political landscape, where people were so angry they would've voted for a dead fish over anyone from the establishment.

According to the wook, Hutts are herms, but he was clearly aroused by the twi'lek so...maybe?

>HEHEHEHEHEHEH

Please post the actual story. I cant get off of unless monsters are involved.

So unrelated but here's a story from my highschool where no one looks good
>Be hanging out every weekend at friends big house and playing videogames
>I don't know the kid that well but we have mutual friends and we're all together so whatever
>He has a 12 year old sister
>Sister always hanging around
>Friend tells me his sister has a crush and to start ignoring her so she'll move on
>That night we're playing minecraft alpha together while my friend plays guitar hero because that was still popular
>I'm using my friends computer
>Start browsing his filesystems looking for weird shit
>Find a chain of folders in Documents named "1kj2b34i1" and other random numbers but with nothing in them but another folder
>Get to the end and find a folder full of r34 star wars porn
>I tell EVERYONE
>Everyone at school knows and will find ways to pepper in the phrase "wookies and cream" because of pic related
>Friend gets upset and pretends he isn't, but tells everyone that I'm not allowed at his house because I hit on his little sister
>6 months later he fucks my girlfriend at a party
>This year I fucked his sister

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>I'm gonna make this guy look stupid by explaining uranium
>OH wait I don't actually understand how uranium works
>Just ramble again like usual

kek

There just ain't enough porn with BGC

Pretty gud.

This is why human conscious exists, to enjoy retarded scenarios like this. Near infinite combinations of ridiculous shit like "Wookiees and cream" and fucking your friends sister. It's glorious to imagine.

One of the most feared Russian mafia head boss is a skinny manlet.

stop shit talking Hitler

>tfw so powerful and rich that you own dozens of slaves for no reason in particular.
>you can even spare them for your fetishes
>like dropping a sexy twi'lek with fat lekku into your rancor pit just to satisfy your friends with vore fetish