"The King" General

Is his size fluctuating or what? In some spots he seems huge in others he doesnt all that big comparatively.. How is he going to face Godzilla?

He's going to fight godzillas baby

Squats + milk and oatmeal. /fit/ has him covered of course

looks like a fucking teddy bear

Which Godzilla is he fighting? BearZilla or Shin Zilla?

moron

ThiccZilla

Hopefully, this will make people realize that 2005 King Kong was kino.

OP doesn't know about plot twist
There is whole family of gorillas, that's why they look bigger and smaller

If this King Kang movie takes place in the past. we will probably see some major improvement. he lives in an island so hes probably getting workout techniques by John C Riley. Most likely he has him on an Oatmeal diet with some Milk. The island doesnt have that much equipment so hes most likely lifting boulders and squatting with them. Hes gonna be ready to fight that bitch boy gecko and will be King Kaiju.

>Look at that. Must be what? 40,000 pounds? Jesus that thing will tear you to shreds

Isn't Godzilla the good guy?

Kang?

>read about the square cube law
>realize an ape scaled to that size would crumble under it's own weight
Suspension of disbelief ruined. This is fictitious bullshit and only braindead imbeciles can buy into it.

>godzillafags actually believe this

>Jamie, pull up that video of a Gorilla eating peanut butter.

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At least Godzilla 2014 was plausible (as long as he stayed in the ocean)

the only kaiju that's the good guy is Mothra.

>it ape me starts playing

Needs a CIA edit

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