500 word essay due in 2 weeks

>500 word essay due in 2 weeks
>currently binge watching Breaking Bad and I still haven't started

500 words is nothing

if you think that's bad, I have a 600 word essay due in just ONE MONTH

>2 weeks
you could write 500 words in 2 minutes

>500 words
>in 2 weeks
Thats nothing

>5300 million word essay due to tomorrow
>no school tomorrow
WTF

>tfw essay due monday and no crystal to help stay awake and study through the night

>5 word essay due in 2 years
>currently binge-writing 500 word essays and I still haven't started

>XBOX write essay

Hello new friends

Why do people call Jesse a bitch? His life was tragic and more self aware then the rest of the characters

>haha, I'm saying something that someone said before
>joke's on you, you fucking losers, you weren't there when someone said it before!!!

Legit have a 5k word essay due tomorrow. I'm still researching for it.

Hue hue hue

>damage control because he didn't know a meme
lmaoing at ur life kiddo

Im not the OP and sorry reddit but yeah if you weren't there throughout the entirety of this meme and this is your first time seeing it you're fucking new kid

>XBOX WRITE RESUME

>Mfw Aaron Paul becomes the voice of the next Xbox while the real Aaron Paul vanishes from the face of the Earth

XBAHKS DO RESEARCH

>500 words
>2 weeks

And this is why the arabs and chinks own you.

whos calling him a bitch

I did my dissertation in like 2 days pham

it was literal hell and I nearly died but you can do it I believe in you

you are an idiot for not realizing it's a joke though. it's very obvious

>tfw still have nightmares about missing a final or forgetting about the final amd not studying

Sorry I was too busy getting mad pussy and hanging out with my friends lol

>500 word essay
kek

I've seen a lot of people criticize Jesse on and outside Jesse for being dramatic from s3 to 5.

summer came eary

You can bang bitches and be up to date on memes, you imbecile

>haiku due in 3 months
>currently binge watching Deadwood and I still haven't started

>1990 was 50 years ago

A lot of Reddit in this thread

>250 wpm

Nice typing, dude.

You can even do both at the same time !

but user THAT'S a haiku!!!!!

>250 word wedding vows due next weekend
>shitposting on Sup Forums instead

Any college graduate anons here? Do you still dream that you're late for a test/class?

Shit is freaky sometimes.

>500 word essay due in 2 weeks
5000 word essay due in 3 weeks

>going to classes

I keep getting a nightmare where I walk into a class that I've missed for half the semester and I don't understand anything and I've already failed

I do

It used to be great to wake up and remember I already graduated. Now that I'm unemployed it's still a relief, but depressing.

>late for class
Literally doesn't matter, they don't take attendance and none of my professors care, as long as you enter quietly.

I frequently dream that I was enrolled in a class for the entire semester but I forgot to attend any of the lectures and have test/big assignment due.

WHAAAA

>tfw i have an 8 word thesis and its due may 2021

NO IT ISN'T THERE ARE TOO MANY SYLLABLES

I only dream about two things:
>Having bad marks
>Being rejected by girls

I usually miss all semester and show up only on exams. Late.

>Haiku due next week
>I'm still watching Father Ted
>I don't give a feck

>500 word banepost due tomorrow
>can't stop discussing films

>500 word "essay"
>this website is for 18+ only

>500 word essay
Are you in middle school?