Reminder that Kevin Smith gave his 17 year old daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, the real screen-used baseball bat from Suicide Squad.
He included the following note:
>You know what a totem is? It’s a powerful, mystical object that wards off evil and gives the bearer strength and power. Before you begin your journey where I started my adventure 22 years ago, I wanted to present you with this powerful totem.
>rich nerd is shitty father
wow he must be the first
I think it was really goddamn dumb and corny to name his kid fucking Harley Quinn of all characters. Kevin Smiths early shit made me laugh back in college but he is such a putz these days.
don't tell me... her journey will be having a career in the movie industry?
>name your daughter after a literal whore
Wtf is wrong with him
>name your daughter after a fapbait cartoon
>Dad, I appreciate the bat and all, but a better present would be if you stopped being morbidly obese so you could live past 50
Beta males/nu-males and male feminists shouldnt reproduce.
>powerful totem
>from Suicide Squad (2016)
>let's all make fun of the guy whose trying to be a caring parent LMAO
>Reminder he put his ugly as fuck wife in the same film as Shannon Elizabeth, Eliza Dushku and Ali Larter and expected people not to notice how out of her depth she was.
sup kev
He's a loser. You can be a caring parent and not be abysmal on every level.
>Naming you daughter after a psychotic gun moll who dresses like a clown
You might as well name your daughter after a porn star.
fuck off Kevin you fat piece of shit
stop wearing clothing made for golf carts
>I'll name my daughter after my favorite comic book character to jerk off to
>and then I'll make her dress up as her
What did Kevin mean by this?
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>8:11
What did Kevin mean by this?
He pretty sure he fucked her
she's crying because her dad is so fucking lame
What shitty ironic name would you guys give your daughter?
Me? I'd name mine Elsa Jean
Thats uber cool.
I'd name my daughter Bill Wilson.
Because she was conceived right after he shared Mad Love with his wife and the name held sentimental value.
No, I'm not kidding thats literally it.
Xanda Cage
>if someone is trying to do something good they are immune to criticism
intention has no effect on the morality of an action. kevin smith could be trying very hard to be a good father.
that doesn't make him a good father.
trying to be a good father, itself, isn't even something commendable. it should be a basic requisite of any fucking father.
and in fact, there have been fathers that have tried to be terrible, and have still been better than kevin smith.
like darth vader
What are you saying, that he's a bad father?
His wife's her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns his dick. Give the guy a break.
The guy needs a break after walking across the room.
faggot.
What comic or cartoon is being discussed here?
Make Clerks 3 and have a fucking heart attack already Kevin!...You Fuck
reminder that Kevin Smith is writing parts for his no talent daughter, and getting her roles in tv episodes he directs and giving her false hope.
Kevin Smith is an asshole.
At least Will Smith figured out when to quit.
>Permavirgins who will never have children laugh at a person doing something nice for their daughter
Neat thread. You can almost smell the /reddit9k/ through the monitor.
>but he is such a putz these days.
He really isn't.
He is a fucking pot head and the tiny bit of intelligence he may used to have has been bonged away.
Kevin...it's time to stop posting.
>You can almost smell the /reddit9k/ through the monitor
It's time for you to change your pants.
what's next for her career?
So did sho go full Belladonna with the bat?
see
better yet, do me a favor and watch Yoga Hosers
Kevin's micropenis
Now this guy's asking the right questions.
You speak derogatory of permavirgins like an edgy Joanne K. Rowling, but some of those unlucky souls' inability to reproduce might cost us another Einstein or Gauß - we will never know.
What we do know is that it would have been better for the world and makind's gene pool if people like Kevin Smith never reproduced.
Reminder that Kevin smith wrote his gaunt skeletor-elsque wife in as the center of attention in this scene
Pretty sure Jk Rowling is the edgy version of herself
wtf
>kevin smith weighs at least two hundred and fifty pounds
>wife weighs eighty pounds
His wife is really creepy looking
Ali Larter is so hot, though. I love that granite jaw.
17 years ago was 2000. Harley was still a relativly unknown character then. It'd be like if you named your kid something obscure now and it somehow became huge 17 years later.
>It'd be like if you named your kid something obscure now and it somehow became huge 17 years later.
>like
That's exactly what it is. It'd be like if you described something exactly.
Kevin Smith isn't fat anymore
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Courage Wolf
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shit feet tbf
>calliope maeve
Is this the yryl thread?
I'm convinced he's only making movies outta the ideas he gets while he's high.
Jesus fuck
>T W O (2) "2deep4u" mythology names
So she's basically confirmed to be the centerpiece in a BLACKED gangbang by 17
>Kevin Smith had no role in the film's production
>Harley Quinn Smith had no role in the film's production
>The bat was sold at a standard post-production auction
>It is utterly devoid of meaning for the Smith family
>He just bought it because of his daughter's meme name
What a dweeb
Bane
>prespeccing your kid
Terrible. Let them choose their own class.
>Reminder that Kevin Smith gave his 17 year old daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, the real screen-used baseball bat from Suicide Squad that nobody cares about because it was a shitty movie so its not like he gave her Deckard's gun or the hat that that one guy wore in Schindler's List.
>Insipid Sup Forums brrrrrapposters hate Kevin Smith because he's literally them but with medium levels of success and also has offspring that happens to not have a penis
Did she just assume her child's gender?
>filename
Good looking out, nigga
Stella Artois
I'm still convinced that "Yoga Hosers" was written and directed by his daughter (and/or Depp's spawn.) I'm not saying Kevin Smith isn't capable of coming up with that low quality shit, but it was like someone's first attempt at making a movie
What's worse is he's still in the juvenile/teenage stages of smoking pot where he can't help but talk about it and act competitive about it.
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this whole thing was fucking pure cringe
You might think Smith and his whole family are fags, but it's clear they all love one another which is more than you can say about OP's living situation
......well fuck. I used to love this series. Maybe it'll be...no, it'll fucking suck
didn't she immediately give it to someone else?
>Doug Benson is Joe Rogan if Joe was low test
Patricia. Middle initial N.
Ayy I gotchu senpai.
Rakel Spektakel
Gut.
it'll be shit, the comics were great but this will just be shit
Tawnee Stone Pearchan Driver CIA Hiroshimoot Baggins
Harley Quinn is an anti-female empowerment character that illustrates the worst qualities of women. That's why she's a villain. Is Kevin Smith a fucking moron?
she's also a bisexual
He's been on "Dude Weed LMAO!" for two decades.
Shloma Finklebaum Weintraub Goldstein
>guy does something nice for his daughter
>WHAT A FAGGOT LOL
This is why Sup Forums will be shut down long before any other website. You people get off on being angry and shitting on everything. Too bad you guys will never turn that shit inwards and grow as people.
You could be trying very hard to make a good point and be correct but that doesn't make your posts good.
Like a moron.
Didn't Nick name his kid Jor-El?
Beatrix
Kah-El but don't expect self-awareness from Sup Forums.
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Do you think I could convince a woman to let me name our child that?
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I don't think you could convince a woman to hold your hand, let alone fuck you.
Idk why you're Foyposting, but I like it
How dare he make my waifu cry? What a fat piece of shit.
Streissand Effect
It's what I do
>Name your daughter Harley Quin
>Harleen is the character's name, not Harley
Harleen can at least pass as a real name. Does this fat retard not even read the comics he's supposedly a huge fan of?
>your rich money printing father dies middle aged because he can't be bothered to lose weight
>th-thanks for the totem, pops...