Auspol Election

HUNG EDITION

>live coverage
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>follow results
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who /latenightsnack/ here

first for partridge

whats everyone drinking?

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Just ate meat pie mate. What have you got? What you drinking?

i think that redditor has left guys? are you still here mate i want to learn more about how illegal immigration is so great?

here lad, cadbury's fruit and nut washed down with some arrowroot bikkies

what is it? Are all these immigrants on welfare, destroying our economy.

Or are they taking all the jobs? I can't keep up.

What are you bringing Afghanistan into the picture for? What the fuck are you even saying with this comment?

No idea why you are talking about Afghanistan, and the break down of society/reactionary views taking control in that region.

You are paranoid.

>also did you read they don't need to invade you when they can just buy your land and own your resources so why bother

That's what I said, I said there is no need to invade, you are the one listing possible invasion as a reason to have guns.

>ts funny you think i'm paranoid but i have no doubt your generals have plans like generals in every country have plans if x invades us what do we do? and your intelligence services are probably constantly gathering intelligence on x to give your generals a better picture of their capabilities, do you think they are paranoid too?

No I don't, their job is to do that, you don't have a job, you dont have knowledge of these things, so you just sound like some paranoid retard.

>also for your information indonesia took out a lot of gold medals in recent war games which australia participated in, but lol jokes they are just jungle monkeys rubbing sticks together right?

The Indonesia navy would be destroyed before leaving their ports by Australia alone, you throw in the best airforce/navy in the world (US) and they wouldn't stand a chance at all.

This is all stupid, there is no reason for any country to invade Australia, there is no reason for the average australian to have a gun; even the fucking conservatives realised this.

What's wrong libroaches? Did the big bad LABGODS bully you away?

>72-66

kek

KEK

K E K

Coopers Pale Ale. Just threw up a bunch in the toilet. Feels good Norway.

Vote Katter's Australian.

He's a pretty funny guy. Why is this his most popular character? I fucking hate Partridge.

Red goon is all I've got now.

Prime Minister Bill Shorten

just instant noodles and some water, nothing fancy

think i found him mate

We already voted you stupid monkey.

Well what kind of noodles are they?

youtube.com/watch?v=KCVg8JMX7kk

Did Labor win? Is Australia safe from that old cunt Murdoch?

fuck off to /nrl/

Pringles.

What?

Stanley's Goon

Illegal immigration is good because it means cute Irish girls pull my drinks at the bar.

Say it with me
PRIME MINISTER BILL SHITCUNT

Seriously great election all round. Really funny that Pauline got 3 in the senate. It'll be like Palmer with them slowly disintergrating over time and setting back nationalism another 10 years. Greens might even squeeze some decent policy out of Labor.

>I fucking hate Partridge.
say that to my face you numpty and i'd get very red in the face. you have been warned.

maggi beef. good stuff.

>maggi
disgusting

indomie or death

>not mi goreng
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL CUNT

Guys why is Alison Brie so ugly now? What did that ratty frat boy cunt Dave Franco do to her?

Who do you guys want to win?

Who the fuck is most likely to win, I don't understand

She got old.

I want socialist alliance to win, but failing that Labor minority governemnt with support of the greens is the best outcome for Australian people who aren't rich old white men.

s-sorry lads. my eyes are now open.

>Stanley's Goon

Same here mate? What flavour I got myself a fuckin Dolce Rosso.

Shortcock doesn't have a chance mate. He's only got the majority in ACT TAS and NZ, all the real states have majority Prepbull.

Literally shit. Get some taste.

Wales, if not then Iceland

Shorten for status quo with better internet and refunding the CSIRO

>God Tier

Greens

>Good Tier

Labor

>Mediocre Tier

Liberal

>Reddit Tier

One Nation
Donkey vote

>Dolce Rosso

SAME!

72-66

I didn't even feel anything this election.

How sucky

Labor, most of us want labor to win it seems.
Apart from the occasional libshill

fuckin maggi? Thats unstrayan. We only eat cheap indonesian noodles round here ya shit cunt. Maggi only has one fucking flavour sachet.

What a fucking sick cunt.

Upgrade to the good shit, Beef & Chicken is boring as fuck. Pic related.

Labor.

Greens....... god tier

Mate she was never young, she just got really thin. He's probably fucking starving her, she looks emaciated now.

youtu.be/d696t3yALAY

replace Greens with HEMP and youre golden

meme noodles
The popular alternative for people who want to feel cultured, but not too cultured.
The triple j of noodles.

>easily the most fleshed out policies
>only party actually doing something concerning the environment, and the benefits this could bring to the economy
>everyone loves an underdog

>I want socialist alliance to win
its a good meme

why are there TWO fucking hemp parties?
Drug reform and Free Marijuana or whatever.

>No idea why you are talking about Afghanistan, and the break down of society/reactionary views taking control in that region.

because its a resource rich country like yours i didn't quite explain it you must understand i've had about 10 beers and thats why i'm even bothering to talk to you

>That's what I said, I said there is no need to invade, you are the one listing possible invasion as a reason to have guns.

so when you are subversively ruled by your chinese overlords and you have no way to fight back or take your country back and under your feet your land has already been taken from you and now owned by foreigners what will you do? and at that time i think you will probably not just say you have been invaded but conquered

>No I don't, their job is to do that, you don't have a job, you dont have knowledge of these things, so you just sound like some paranoid retard.

hahhahahaha typical leftist retard the gubment and its agenices will protect me i shouldn't take it on myself to take a small part in protecting my country

do you also think all those countries that have mandatory military service are stupid? why bother teaching your people to fight when you have all knowing generals planning for everything?

>The Indonesia navy would be destroyed before leaving their ports by Australia alone, you throw in the best airforce/navy in the world (US) and they wouldn't stand a chance at all.

thats not the point i was trying to make your the one so high strung about indonesia attacking you i was more suggesting that attacking indonesia as you think so lightly about wouldn't so easy and adding weight to my argument

i'd want a gun if a country with 2 million muslims was my closest neigbour

as for a reason to invade australia the nips wanted invade you just as a staging point nothing more think about that for a second, they didn't even care about the shit you had they just wanted to invade you so they could leap frog somewhere else...

tripple j is the greens of radio stations

you're one of the only rightcunts left that hasn't been sent to bed by their stepdads yet. Only big strong muscular and elite labgods left

Has anyone ever punched you in the face for using the term white men in a derogatory way?

>>the PM says the Australian Electoral Commission will not do any further counting on Sunday or Monday.

are aussies too stupid to count?

>Pauline got 3 in the senate

Not yet. 2 looks likely though.

I can't wait to move there, we only one have one type of noodles here

wat

wat

probably because stoners are dumb cunts who don't know how to consolidate their efforts

>having more than two parties
What a meme country

Wht's the score m8s?

No. I'm not even being derogatory, I'm jsut describing the only demographic that benefits from the LNP.

nah mate everyone's too hungover on sunday and monday morning

She'll get 3. She might even push 4. It's a bit scary but her and Jacquie Lambie can hold a commission into Halal and waste everyone's time it'll be lol.

Don't rich chinks also benefit from LNP?

Yeah I spose. But the Libs will never accept them.

who's going to point out that the polls predicted LNP victory and failed... again

Jamal shaquanda-washington, pls go.

>Voting Greens.

>her and Jacquie Lambie can hold a commission into Halal and waste everyone's time
fuck me dead that would be hilarious

No you're just a cunt who needs a bullet in the eye

I voted for nick xenophons party..how many seats did he win.

Fuckin shit should be illegal though. But the fucking tolerance squad and the muzzie commission will get it fucking tossed out. Dirty fucking sand niggers and their white SJW faggot pets.

Why do you hate evidence based policy?

At least THREE in the senate. Maybe 4.
At least ONE in the House of reps. COuld still push a second.

If Liberals win our labourers will be subhumans that work for cashews and buildings will be collapsing on people every few days like in China.

Why you want to make our country 3rd world?

hurry up reddit fag and reply to my post i haven't got long until the euro's start

He won the entire mayo electorate so he got his spot.

Good, then you won't have time to shit post on our us politics threads.

Give two reasons why halal certification should be illegal. I'll wait.

I'll give two reason to keep it.
>Gives out businesses a huge opportunity to export quality Asutralian produce and food to 2 billion mussies.
>Freedom of religion/business

Evidence of rape?

No one cares about your threads or your psychotic shit baboon presidential candidates.

Fuck off Muhammad

The Senate is his spot you fucking idiot. Some random former Lib staffer won Mayo in his name.

Just argue with this cunt instead you fucking norwegian.

by a thumping margin too

kimindependent.com.au/

did you vote for him Sup Forums?

Good pic, should have used that myself, thanks.

if labour win people will get no cashews and no work.

I'm concerned about the potential cruelty to animals as it essentially involves draining them until they die of blood loss. Pretty grim stuff.

Evidence of facts.

Well I don't fucking know shit about Xylophone I'm not following some irrelevant adelaide shit. I have bigger fish to fry. Figure it our yourself then cunt.

evidence of what seppo?

ok

>labour

Sipping on the jizz of turnbulls premature victory gasm

If labour wins will they try to reinstate the carbon tax?