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autism ed.

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I thought he was called alan not ed

Where's NPD

you know what to do /brit/

niggers

...

what's the first and second derivatives of y = -e^-v*x

e being the natural number e and v being a constant

Uniqlo order is in the post lads

>voting for a putler party
lol

Reminder: half your age plus 7. Thats how young your gf is allowed to be

*bellows my chest*
*screams poo as loud as i can*
*shatters every window in the thread*

heh, nothing personal

See the Interent nonce hunting force is in full force.

I love brits
youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ

my gf is 16 and i'm 28

the age of consent in my state is 16 so that's how young i'm allowed to go

I have two brothers and two sisters
My brothers and I are monolingual but my sisters both speak French

Reddit is VERY rude
Not going there anymore desu even the commies here are nicer

>my gf is 16 and i'm 28

>the age of consent in my state is 16 so that's how young i'm allowed to go

*sharts on you*

Catalonia doesn't want to be part of Spain for decades

i have no friends or family
i could die and nobody would notice i'm gone

anyone heard from ribena recently?

I dont like or respect women but i would gladly introduce my sperm to your sisters' ovums

the fap

>eminem said he's moving to Glasgow at a concert
Best timeline
bbc.co.uk/events/evfwhn/live/cfb38g

>post too quickly
>have to redo cacha
>goes on for 5 minutes
AHHHHHHHHH
What anime is she from?

Nonce

Scum attracts scum

They are half Tunisian like me
Ar you sure you want to racemix?

>I dont like or respect women but i would gladly introduce my sperm to your sisters' ovums

>I dont like or respect women but i would gladly introduce my sperm to your sisters' ovums

glasgow is underrated

Literal underage. If you didn't grow up listening to Eminem you're more than likely to be aspergers, virgin or neckbeard.
It's cause he has scottish heritage

haitiANO

Delete this thread.

Why don't we pronounce the gow in Glasgow like cow (ow) sound

Rap is for groids and whiggers

meed a succubus gf

it's half your age minus 7 you cunt

Phone-posting from my bed and theres literally nothing any of you cretinous runts can do about it

Nonce detected

*becomes you bf*

Hahaha I'm a boy!!!

>Rap is for groids and whiggers

that is how scots say cow

>In sending the president a joint resolution condemning "racist violence" in Charlottesville, Congress gave President Trump a choice: sign the resolution and reject white supremacists, or veto it and align with the far right.

jfc who cares about a rally with a few hundred people in attendance

we have real problems in this country (aging infrastructure, overseas wars, skyrocketing debt, urban decay, a porous southern border, veterans who can't get the care they were promised just to name a few) yet congress would rather focus on literal non issues like a meme rally

No they say GlassGo

you're a fucking awful poster

can you turn your name off please?

Am i right in assuming the glorification of murder, violence and selling drugs in black music is a main factor in why black people are so shit?

would it be turbohipster if i bought a typewriter?

keep in mind, i don't have a record player, nor do i intend on ever getting one, i don't have any facial hair, and i don't wear glasses

He should just come out and say it was a good rally and antifa deserved it

Rorke: half your age plus 7
Brody: doesn't believe in age of consent
Reasonable Centrist: whatever the legal age of consent is
Radical Centrist: half your age minus 7

-e^vx

As long as you don't start coming into Brit on a penny farthing then you're not a hipster in my book lad

Nah
My posts are quite good desu

>even Eminem is leaving this sinking ship

rorke

the brain named itself

*ova

might start the charlie early

Can't seem to do the Scandinavian knot

Eminem is for white people. Niggers don't like him because they can't stand that he's white and became the greatest rapper.
Also he holds the record for having the biggest vocabularly in music. He rhymed antidisestablishmentarianism, he's a genius his IQ was tested at 140 and a top neuroscientist called him a genius.
His music is hardly for wiggers whenever he doesnt rap about gangsterism, it's poetic and emotional/conscious music

Whats your budget for this weekends debauchery then?

well it doesn't help

>Eminem is for white people. Niggers don't like him because they can't stand that he's white and became the greatest rapper.
>Also he holds the record for having the biggest vocabularly in music. He rhymed antidisestablishmentarianism, he's a genius his IQ was tested at 140 and a top neuroscientist called him a genius.
>His music is hardly for wiggers whenever he doesnt rap about gangsterism, it's poetic and emotional/conscious music

Eminem is Scottish now lad. We've stole him, have fun with John Oliver.
Good trade, thanks

>greatest rapper

Ummm thats unequivicolly nas diddums...

if you buy it for the mechanical factor and want to tinker with it and not because you do all your word processing on it, then do it

THEEEEE YEEEAAARR OOOFF
PURIFUCATION

only ordered a gram. supposed to be some of the best gear about atm though

£30

Any fash man in

This aussie is particularly fond of fedora posting isnt he. Whats his endgame?

it's double your age plus seven just to be safe

jesus was half roman

how much did you pay for a gram?

drinking a cup of tea I'll have you know

fascist or effay?

(((he))) is here

about £60

*goes to a racist rally*
*performs a hiter salute*
*threatens to kill non-whites*
>"well umm america has really big infrastructure problems and i think we should focus on that"

honestly do not get music one bit

I'll pay you £100 for that gold ticket!

can't believe how pointless and cruel life is

About tree fiddy

Had to lock up the office yesterday so sniffed a girls seat desu

is that good?

So did 29 people get injured in Britain because they stood on each other at the train station?
Is that really what my little birds are telling me?

reported to GCHQ

cheaper than UK street prices, especially considering the quality. This sort of flake would be going for 90-100 on road

Abysmal post. Away with reddit you sir

haven't really paid much attention to it but that sounds about it

I like going into toilets after a girl has used it so i can sniff the remaining scent of their poo/wee/pussy and have a cheeky wank

young uns here have no concept of just how massive eminem was in 2000

>white genocide is real!! Look theres a black man in london and heres an advert promoting safe sex with white people on it!!!!
>holocaust? Nah those were just holiday camps

I don't want John Oliver

Both

tried mdma thats all

Mate I was born in 1999. Turned 18 5 months ago

don't know why southern fairies complain about having to stand on trains on their way to work
they've clearly never had to get the midday transpennine express from Preston to Manchester Piccadilly
I've taken it plenty of times and NEVER had a seat on it unless I reserve it

dread to think what a rush-hour train is like

You go into the womens toilets and wank? Yeah, course you do.