My name is Daniel Musokotwane

My name is Daniel Musokotwane.

My biggest dream is moving to the UK. Getting good life good money nice woman drink beer. All the good things in life that I don´t have here in Zambia. Country no good

How can I make this happen my friends ? you must help me or I be forever sad.

Buy boat.
Put boat in water.
Take boat to Italy.
Invade Italy.
Say: "Me refugee, me want go UK"

Done.

rap(e) your way to freedom

>Zambian kike is still being a faggot

sage

just show them your bbc at the border

you will be able to walk right in

fuck you

you have boat for me ?

>or I be forever sad.
What is wrong with being forever sad? I am forever sad and it is alright.

Don't work anymore

Me have no boat for you, buy one cheap or make one easy.

He's white. My parents live their as farmers after getting expelled from Zimbabwe. Don't let his flag fool you.

Come to Canada. I will share my wife with you and we go to the bar to drink.

what the fuck is wrong with you

you also have job for me ? no farm work

fuck off we're full

It's called compassion, Jimmy.

Eternal Foliage strikes again.

True Canadian poster.

Yes. Tend to the garden with my wife and tend to my house.

Welcome friend. We welcome hardworking people who want to be part of our country. I can not help you directly but me and my friends are involved in groups fighting for your rights. Please don't let the small minority of ethnic English racist put you off. You shall be in my prayers.

I'm sure he'll spend plenty of time in your wife's bushes.

I would rather shack up an african man and his tribe (provided they arent muslamic) than a single filthy paki who would probably behead me after a few days to prove how peaceful his religion is.

good good I like Canada. I make sexy with your wife many times. In garden

In zambia woman no good. All have aids

Stay in your shithole country and make it better.

Too bad you're not syrian

Thank you Daniel. My wife used to have a femimine penis. She is a woman. Be nice.

can I have your children also ? I am really nice. We Zambian good people. One with nature

Come to America, get shot. Good times

They are my wife's children. You will have to ask her, friend.

No because you need to pay me reparations for the farm you burned.

How does he do that?

Train to be a nurse

UK is full of filthy old racists, come to Germany instead!

Build your country so that it has those things

Easy there Sambo, wait till you're in the UK before you start with the "Gibs me dat"

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

Too dark for Deutslamic State

Sorry we voted leave.

>All the good things in life that I don´t have here in Zambia. Country no good

Why don't you just work hard to make your country a better place like every other great country. It's like you just want everything handed to you with out doing any of the hard work.

Oh wait.......

fix your own country