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This is all rightful /cum/ clay, God gave it to us edition.

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I think the fact that I have never had a gf makes >tfw no gf less painful.

but
>tfw no gf

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NEED to get bullied by an older woman. Are there any late 20's early 30's sugar mommas out there that want to bully a 6'4" 19 yr old?

Sometimes I think Reddit isn't so bad, and then I see shit like this.

would unironically buy one of these

>going on reddit
SHIGGY

Reddit is fucking horrible what the hell are you talking about?

post some animals

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Stay still

>slaughtering cute snow puppers

why are leafs so violent?

Me on the right

misa

not a fan

top fucking kek i'll withhold my rake another day, leaf.

Dogs and seals!

Sup bitches
It's danmark warden here, aight?

kawaii

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RUDE
U
D
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H-hallo

Every spliff i roll, i roll it big

Sup qt, give me your number

This Denmark asshole ignores my confessions of love for weeks then immediately responds to som animeposter slut. Cannot believe it.

But would you eat his Danish?

>eat orange for dat vitamin C
>take more flu drugs
>big cup of water nearby
>flu still wont let up

>his
surely you jest. Everyone knows Danish posters are all beautiful blonde women.

BAbe, i love you come on don't be like that babe

Going to name my first son "Bertram." Thoughts?

N-no, shut up!

You're gonna get fedoraposted on

Well, do you have a cute Danish?

Just doing a test

Going to name my first daughter "Iphigenia." Thoughts?

Y-y-yeah?...... why?

Sounds a bit weird

Because if I'm going to make a proper woman out of you I'll need to chop it off :^)

If you really loved him you would accept him as he is, Danish and all.

>ERP in /cum/
Stop doing that

Ok.
From now on I will ERP in every thread.

> I will ERP in every thread.
*I will ERP in every thread other than /cum/

Good

Shut up cana or i'll suck ur dick
Don't make me do it

You were making so much progress dane, you didn't ERP for a long time. All wasted now...

Me on the right. Denmark on the left.

Why do some people hate unions?

Because they really don't care about workers anymore

Explain. I'm pretty much uneducated.

The only times you see unions protesting anymore is some dumb shit like LGBT pride and pro-immigration diversity type events. They don't care about workers rights anymore but are just props for political parties.

I'm just joking cana
Chill

*leaves the thread*

No!! Come back please! We need you!

I have to leave now, you're in charge until another /cum/ poster comes along

Ok i'll try my best....

howdy
Who's in charge round these parts?

Give me all your petrol cumts

No one is in charge this a deMocrAcy

Me, im in charge here

Well why don't you start acting like it?
Otherwise fuck off

Fucc u
Everyone start posting

Can't fucking sleep until at least 6 in the morning, how do I fix this

Wake up early

Tried that but it doesn't really make me tired any early

Reset button: stay awake as long as you can and succumb to your sleepiness in night time. Stop Jerking off during midnight, and at all for that matter.

Is not jerking off the cure to everything???

Yo my gf dyed her hair a sjw aqua silver.
I liked her previous blonde red head dye.
I am attracted to long hair.
If this (lovely) bitch chops her hair imma start cheating on her with a long hair girl with girly hair.
Nigga! What do?

Sorta; mind over matter.

doing a think

>be American
>get roasted for saying "boobs" on TV
youtube.com/watch?v=Suka4wunGhU

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what's the difference between traps and dickgirls?

Dickgirls are literally girls with dicks and as such can't exist in the real world. Traps are feminine guys convincingly acting like girls.

do dickgirls still have vaginas or is that futa?
are futas and dickgirls different things?

No, they are females with male genitals which in nature is impossible because it would completely mess up their hormones as well.

hmmmmmm interesting

so are dickgirls gay or what? they're technically females

im back from work you guys

do you love Nippon?

I'm an Asian supremacist

Fucking white nigger cuck

There are there so many trannies on the internet.
Why are all internet trannies either tankies or alt-right

make post thread front page

thread dies

Pray for world peace

>8 hour opening shift today
>8 hour opening shift tomorrow
living the life

I am also living the dream; after work I go to my Uni Tues and Thurs.


All I need is more spending money.

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oh yeah? well i have a gf

im going to try and do chapter 8 and 9 of genki today...

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday

This is my face

bored

weebs should be shot

hi

おはいよう

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>おはいよう
its おはよう

O-oh sorry

Why is my country so racist?