Tell a joke

>tell a joke
>a german explains it

It's funny because germans are portrayed as being pretty humorless and as such a german explaining a joke makes it even more awkward.

underrated thread

>try cracking a joke in front of group
>"okaaaay that's weird..."

Cool
Can you explain knock knock jokes though? I legitimately don't know what's so funny about it.

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>knock knock
>who's there?
>to
>to who?
>to whom, you mean?

>tell a joke in a group of people
>nobody laughs, think that nobody heard me
>tell it again
>they heard me the first time

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>telling jokes

>tell a joke
>finns tells the joke again

Why are finns like parrots.

>tell a joke
>estonian tells the joke again

those silly estonians!

>say something
>people laugh
>"user you're so funny"
>i was being serious

>tell a joke
>no one laughs
>intensify your own fake laughter so people would laugh to your manic laugh
>no one still laughs
>turn red in shame

>make a joke infront of the class
>everyone laughs except the autistic finn at the back of the class

>tell a joke to mirror
>person in mirror doesn't laugh

This describes me very well

It's funny because te reflection in the mirror wouldn't be laughing if the person that the mirror ought to be reflecting isn't laughing.
This, of course, could also be understood that because a German told the joke the mirror is awaiting an explanation of why it ought to be laughing, which in turn would require another German to explain the joke. Now, the explaining German would need someone to explain the situation of the absurdity of the situtation (ie the ever so increasing amount of Germans to laugh ie explain the joke) that it mimicks (or should we say mirrors hmm?) the so-called Problem of Plato's third man.
Bravo, Germany!

>tell a joke
>in the middle of it people stop listening and start another conversation

epic thread

They are about misunderstandings and puns.
Every joke begins with someone knocking. The person to whom the joke is told must ask "Who's there?". The knocker says something. The guy has to repeat what was said and add who? as if the knocker gave a firstname. Then the knocker gives the punchline which is funny because everyone expected xy Who was some kind of person but it's not the case

why are the dutch so rude?

top tier post

You crazy kids.

why is the guy in the middle so much taller

he is closer to camera

poetry

Whatever do you mean?

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Unironically laughed irl

Keps

This deserved a (you)