Riverdale

Did I get this right? So jughead is a minor living in some shed at a Drive-in while his dad is part of a gun?

Where the hell is child protection service in Riverdale?

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>part of a gun

>Where the hell is child protection service in Riverdale?
You know that they don't have seers working for them that magically tell them when a child is abused right? They have to be informed about it first.

More importantly why did child protection services let Betty be raised by Alice?

>tfw it takes 3 hours to watch each episode as you keep having to stop to masturbate

How could they make Betty so damn perfect?

>Betty

Yes, Betty.

But I'm pretty sure the whole school should know he lives like a tramp and by extension the parents too.
What a shitty town full of shitty people.

Yes Betty, you know, the one that is fucking white?

By all accounts, jughead is a loner who spends his days writing his shitty novel in a diner. I'm surprised he wasn't living/working there and being paid in cheeseburgers

If you asked them to step on your balls and kick you in the head they'd probably refuse it. But you know who wouldn't?

>Betty

sorry m8, but betty is officially /ourgirl/

betty is so fine

Part of a gang, sorry. Not used to this macbookpro keuboard

>Latina gets BLACKED and slut shamed >Aryan princess saves the day

Betty with the wig>Veronica>Betty

why did they make her pull the teddy briefs all the way up past her belly button

high waisted skirt I guess, I personally like the look.

>those feels when the episode was about old archie dying and being replaced by something new and revamped while still remembering how fun the old stuff was

>Ep starts with Cheryl being mean to Veronica in public
>at the drive in she snuggles up next to Veronica after she sends the gay kid away

What did the producers mean by this

Beronica is not happening. Which is a good thing.

so jughaid actually wears that stupid cap in this show like in the comics?

>not wanting to see two qts make out

yeah "good thing"

>the ending of last nights episode

There's Veronica/Cheryl. Leave Betty out of it.

What did Forsythe Pendleton Jones II have behind his back at the end?

you know this show is only going to end one way

I think he was just adjusting his pack

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So I never really read Archie growing up, do I really need to know about it to enjoy the show or is it something enjoyable on its own?

Most of the people who don't like it are hardcore fans of the classic series who want an adaption of the 40's comic. If you aren't a huge fan and aren't hung up on a 76 year old love triangle that never went anywhere then you will probably like it

Anyone else think that everyone but Veronica is perfectly cast?

>Anyone else think that everyone but Josie is perfectly cast?

fixed that for you

veronica isnt a beaner in the old comic strip

>Why isn't a 2017 adaption the same as the comic was 76 years ago?

stop being this guy

The hell is going on here?

Some couples just wanna watch their town burn.

Personally, I hope Betty loses the Archiebowl. I retch a little every time one of them calls the other "their best friend". Bitch, JUGHEAD is Archie's best friend.

You must have never had that one comfy female friend who shared mutual feelings for each other but never could both be in the right place to make it work

Never watched Archie as a kid or red the comics. 20min in atm, enjoying it so far. Archie is my boy, hooking up with that hot teacher lady

I read the comics a lot as a kid since it, along with the Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, SVH and Kids (college was garbage) were popular back then. The girly books were from my sister i had the hardy boys and the detective kids i think

I thought that at first, but I really like her character/performance in the show so shes won me over.

Never did, nope. Mom was all the proof I needed that bitches can't be trusted.

best girl

Woah, this picture really shows what quality makeup and lighting can do for a person's looks.

why didn't his best friend archie let him stay at his home?

it's only relation to the comics are the names. personalities of characters, storylines, everything is more of pretty little liars. if you liked pretty little liars then you'll like riverdale.

itt: virgin lesbians lusting over girls they'll never get irl

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok I'm on episode 2, like 20min in. I almost bought the shy librarian act. The music lady is definitely involved in the gingers death rights? Like she didn't shoot him, but she has to know something.

She's trying way too hard to keep Archie from saying anything, and it can't just be because of the taboo teacher sex thing

I think it's just a bad picture of betty/gayman the other two look just as attractive.

There any Barbfags that got webm's of her in Riverdale?

>lesbians

would you admit to banging a student if you were a teacher?

OK, I guess not

...

>Literally every character has to be edgy or have a dark backstory

Why
It's ARCHIE for fuck sake

>inb4 triggered by joos

>I'm granting you one wish, Archie. Nothing is off the table... except for my body
When did the CW start airing soft porn?

Betty/Veronica/Cheryl love triangle confirmed for season 2.

>"Except for my body"
>Gives him a "would totally give body if you asked" look
What did CW mean by this?

I miss the lesbians. Sup Forums's not the same without them.

Fuckkkkk, she's gorgeous

I hope we get an episode where

>Archie in heat
>still recovering from his cougar breakup
>gets the sudden urge to masturbate
>forgets to close the window
>Betty looking for Archie
>sees Archie furiously masturbating
>pure and innocent Betty gets flustered and closes the window
>her curiosity gets to her and she starts to do small peeps
>starts fingering herself
>meanwhile Veronica calls
>Betty FULL ON WHORE MODE sex talks with Veronica
>Veronica thinks its a joke and reciprocates in return
>Archie has no idea what's happening
>he finally blows a huge load and ends up swallowing some of it
>realizes he left the window open
>sees Betty
>"We're still best friends, right"?


This

You got me.

>spoiler

itt virgin lesbians ashamed of their lesbianism pretending to be not lesbian

i don't understand why be ashamed in an anonymous board unless self-loathing

CW hasn't been this much fun since Hellcats

i want jughead to break down cry because living in shed then archie hugs him says it's ok buddy you can sleep in my bed I WANT TO SEE THAT NAOW

>veronica is a latina who gets blacked in the third episode

yeah fuck this SJW bullshit, fuck the CW, they have no backbone

Sup Forums cuck-porn poster on Sup Forums is back bois.

This is what happens when you consume too much bbc

SHE DIDNT GET BLACKED

Archie has been undergoing a brand subversion for a while now in the comics. This show is just the latest expression of that. I haven't read them but I do really like this show. Also, we all know Betty planned everything in last night's episode right?

>not wanting to see Veronica and Betty "comfort" each other

just fuck my shit up sempai

KJ Apa looks much much better with black hair.

inb4 b-but archie should have red hair
That's not Archie. They just just gave them the same names.

I hope Jugghead finds happiness

what, you think they only made out? she sucked his black cock at the least, probably get penetrated too though

I'm gonna make a far off prediction that by the series end, Jughead is the one who takes over Andrews Construction while Archie becomes a musician

did best girl sleep with the black guy or did they only made out?

see kids, this is what happens when you watch too much porn that it consumes your life

SABRINA WHEN

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see Archie will give Jughead immense happiness.

They only made out.

since we finally saw Veronica getting it on with a black guy for points we wont have to see that shit again anymore r-right?

Betty gonna get MONGOL'D

Josie gonna get BLEACHED I feel it.

I hope Jugghead finds happiness in the arms of Archie.

Betty goes to Veronica.

and Cheryl to Jason Bloom's corpse.

they havent announced casting tho

Nah, future episode synopsis points to Valarie getting colonized

>Archie and Reggie fight
>wrestle each other to floor
>stare angrily at each other
>they kiss furiously and passionately
>jughead smiles happily

They are probably holding off on it like they are doing Jughead's crown

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Why did they have Archie and Veronica kiss in episode one and make it seem like they had sexual tension and then completely forget that?

because he was banging ms grundy

>archie bangs ms grundy
>jughead finds out
>jughead heartbroken
>jughead runs to reggie's willing arms

I dunno. The whole thing's a mess. Loved how the second time they're alone together they spend the entire time talking about Betty.

dude fuck that last ep hit me so hard

last week's ep was kind of weird and dumb but this one was HEAVY DUTY stuff my dudes

angsty i-need-to-bawwww bawwwwing-is-good bawwww-girl detected

>he isn't into bawwing

are you insecure about your masculinity?

>95 replies for this piece of shit show
>several shows that are objectively less shit can't even get a thread

Are you all poor or is your taste really just terrible?

>does not deny bawwww-girl

confirmed angsty i-need-to-bawwww bawwwwing-is-good bawwww-girl

Nah, I prefer the fake red hair. Dark hair makes him look like a normie at best and an annoying youtuber / vines guy at worst

I thought Veronica was supposed to be hotter and Betty was supposed to be more girl next door. Ep 3 showed that Betty is way the fuck hotter than Veronica though.

I'm a damn dirty foreigner though so I don't know all that much about Archie.