Ashes Hype Thread
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NO STOKES
NO HALES
NO FINN
J U S T
biggest upset since 2011 incoming lads
>there are actually english """""people""""" who think they have a chance of winning
KEK
looking forward to falling asleep watching it on bt sport
feel like pure shit just want him back x
>tfw used to hate KP till he started commentating the big bash
He's unironically based as fuck.
looking forward to the trans-tasman t20i tri-series
he's a fucking god
ecb hate him tho I can't remember what he did really
eight8 hype
Think he was too much of a maverick and he was pretty disinterested at the end due to injuries/not getting along with Andy flower. In fairness he must have been a nightmare to manage because he was a walking self-contradiction
yeah the thing with flower was what i was thinking of. said he got bullied by him or something lol
He got bullied by Swann, Prior, Broad and Anderson and Flower did absolutely nothing about it when told. They were the ones running that fake KP twitter account. They also gave Trott shit and contributed to his breakdown. Note that Ponting confirmed all of this was true.
What got him kicked and never allowed to return was when he started talking shit about Strauss to South African players.
>Swann, Prior, Broad and Anderson
gang of cunts desu, ladbanter nonces especially that "big cheese"
Nailed it.
great british cricket
Lost (sides) in translation
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kek
wtf is chardikala though?
>there will be nothing like swann's ashes diaries again
Has the Ashes threadcount started?
Tipping we'll reach 132 threads by the end of the series.
>we get rajasthan patrika at home better than bhaskar Tbh
who are you quoting?
n-no one
fucking casuals
Gonna get battered here m8s. Worst batting lineup since Usman Afzaal got a game
jimmy ormond in the bowling attack
tipping England to only pass 300 once this series
Tipping Blandershit to have a mental breakdown and retire mid series having taken only 3 wickets at an average of nearly 200.
tipping Poot to get 3 golden ducks and a high score of 37*
Who is the Roy Halladay of cricket?
>"Did you forget about me user?"
>a fucking duck against a bunch of third rate shitters
>James Vince at 3
>only player to replace him in the squad is Gary Ballance
this is a truly obscure form of suicide
>tfw at least I am anticipating the whitewash this time so it won't bother me as much
lads?? wheres my hibicric?
second warm up today
Don't start that waste of a thread again.
Wonder why those suddenly stopped and we never got the conclusion?
>Siddle will not be selected for any matches because of muh 140kph
>bitchwide starc will
JUST
forgot pic
Starc will LITERALLY average 10 with the ball this series
>le statpad on tailenders man getting wickets against an enlgand team with only one tailender
Hazlegrath and Cummins will both have better averages
Based, Muscular and ELITE Uber Eats, lads.
Just got BLACKED lads
Hansie Cronje. Match fixer extraordinaire, died in an 'accidental' plane crash.
Hi
Fairly interesting read about the shitshow that was England's 13/14 Ashes tour.
Wait and see, I WILL be vindicated by his ELITE performance
Griged :DDDDDD
Tell my why I should use it
>literally allergic to the sun
How do I go on from here lads, I literally need to wear sunblock to go down to the shops. This is not the Australian lifestyle I want
This will be Cook's last series
Sandhu is so bad
>watching river monsters
>episode is in australia
>they have to subtitle the aussie bloke
Tell me about Scottish Cricket
Any BIG GUYS here?
tekcirc
>We were doing some surveillance of terrorists. Or they were set up as terrorists
>I'll never forget Matt Prior, wearing an England cap with three lions on it and an England jumper, trying to surreptitiously order a pint of water while watching a bloke at the other end of the barIt was a shambles.
>We sat in a Morrisons car park for 15 hours a day in a hire car. I hated every minute of it
fucking kek
>It was a strange place to be. Sitting in the dressing room and looking around, some of the comments that were coming out from the senior players, it felt like we had given up after that point, after day two of the second Test
trott is almost excusable compared to this
>englel
Tell me about Chinaman bowling
For me, it's England, the winner of the 2017/18 Ashes series.
Panesar at drops some good truthies on KP
forgot about boyd rankin desu
>muh poppies
what the hell is wrong with those shits
Tipping England to win in an historic series.
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we're fucked aren't we
starc is going to bully our boys. worried. scared. frightened.
Overrated action desu
maybe numbers 8-11 m8, but he STILL doesn't know the right length with the new ball
he'll work it out, double hattrick last night, he's hungry
How good are dexies lads
Your man of the series for the Ashes.
Reminder that I tipped England to win the series 3-2
>spent all day watching 3 final destination movies, 1 and a half saw movies and playing guitar hero
childish behaviour but not in a bad way
>278/8 against second tier XI
Fucking kek its 5-0 again
is it bad that i live in melbourne?
Highly recommend the Pusher movies, particularly 2
>start falling for a girl who has actual depth and intelligence as well as being cute and not a thot
>shes moving to cairns in two weeks
hold me Sup Forumsros
Absolutely nothing wrong with living in Australia's best city
might watch the first pusher tonight. they're the only refn flicks i haven't watched
They're really good partially because he just made a fucking movie instead of doing the artsy bullshit he's been pulling since Valhalla Rising, Drive excepted. I like artsy movies, but his head is too far up his own arse these days. Valhalla Rising literally has no meaning.
Having trouble breathing lads.
>but his head is too far up his own arse these days. Valhalla Rising literally has no meaning.
He's retarded mate.
I hope you die you delhi cunt
That's a bit rude.
>79557445
I hope you live you dehli cunt
Thanks but the other user is right. If the smog stays like this I'll die of cancer soon.
Tbh developing nations like India are who are causing environmental problems for the rest of the world
Why do you cunts reproduce so much when it's obviously a terrible idea.
This. India and China alone are ruining the fucking planet.
Its mostly Muslims and uneducated people. I hope Modi the man would do something about it.
>tfw humanity is no longer sustainable
You can literally thank India, Africa and to a lesser extent China for that.
>Its mostly Muslims and uneducated people
you are a retard
you both are mega retard
Bancroft and Henriques in the Ashes team