/sino/ - 中文

someone please by my gf edition

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=b9Ayvjy-Dgs

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM
(shout out to /lang/ for the second link)

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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youtube.com/watch?v=U2DKbseVx_4

心情不好該怎麼辦呢?

跟自己玩

shut up chink

這樣嗎?

She is japanese

Sorry. I'm not the usual OP so I had to make do with what I had.

你喜欢汉服吗?

qt

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你可以post more?

我同意

老师
老板
老外

你对中国文化感兴趣?

peru do you hate your life peru? do you wish you could go back in time and fix everything peru?

不要打我棒子

我想操掉她的阴道罢了

Im ok with my life, if the mutiverse theory is right , there are around 10 to the 500th power universes
so there is an universe where Im the richest person on the world and another universe where Im starving to death
in some universe I did everything right
start to enjoy your current universe is the answer
youtube.com/watch?v=2VBCUBXTjWU

Is there a Chinese-language imageboard? I remember there was one Taiwanese

Who cares about dumb whores and english teachers wanting to fuck them?
China's new developments in the field of remote quantum sensing technology will enable them to destroy the USA, the entire West, and, as a spoil of war, enslave all wh*te wimmenz as their fucktoys.

jamestown.org/program/disruption-under-the-radar-chinese-advances-in-quantum-sensing/

>The realization of quantum navigation could allow for a “new generation of inertial navigation,” enabling high-precision navigation without GPS, as researchers from the National University of Defense Technology have noted (CNKI). This so-called “quantum compass” would be particularly useful for submarines and other maritime platforms for which it could enable the pinpointing of their position with high levels of accuracy. Quantum navigation could thus potentially liberate Chinese operational platforms from dependence on space-based positioning systems, which can be easily jammed, while the PLA concurrently becomes ever more able to hold U.S. space systems at risk through advancing its counterspace capabilities.

peru? you're stagnating peru, you haven't done anything in weeks peru, we need more from you peru, how about you fly to korea or china again peru? do it for us peru, we want you to be happy and healthy peru

peru?

中国女人喜欢会说一点儿汉语的外国人吗?

一点儿都不喜欢。

如果我成为流利,就可以有中国女朋友吗?

大日本帝国
万歳!!!

不可能,你需要房子、豪车、钱等等。
你都没有。

我有房子和汽车

Are you a Chink?

閉嘴棒子!喔不對,你不是棒子,你是洋鬼子偽裝成棒子。

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我是希腊人。

tfw nazi with a Japanese gf irl

don't worry
the creator of the kalergi plan is half japanese too

Flying back in 23 hours

Please help me

我要一個金髮波蘭老婆。

Are you bringing your abbo wife?

yeah none of the hapas I met were like that.

kek. and you'll have to return to being a wageycuck for another 6-12 months before you can go back to asia again.

footkraut on suicidewatch

Well that's a pic I'll be able to use often.

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I could go back around March
But she wants to visit first next year so let's see how she can arrange that with her employer

大棋党给了中医黑沉重的一击

protect her from turks

>刚刚在看计划生育的相关话题,然后有位答主说到计划死亡这个命题,下面又有个评论——大力推广中医!真是霍然间茅塞顿开啊!注!并非说中医不好,而是说在大力宣传、神话中医疗效,却降低中医中药监管标准的情况下,通过广大伪中医医疗后,不仅不会造成明显的医疗矛盾,而且因为无需高成本的整疗设备,医疗费用也大大降低,此外还能作为智商上的筛选,提高人均素质,并大量降低人均寿命,弥补社保空洞。简直是一石多鸟啊!

tfw when you leave Asia and a loyal gf tomorrow.

I don't understand the point of this meme.

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What is this peru meme about?

>dǎ fēijī (simplified Chinese: 打飞机; traditional Chinese: 打飛機) = male masturbation (lit. "hitting an airplane"). A term which originated from the Cantonese language.

That's so weird.

Fuck white people

fuck white women. My dick is for Asians only.

你们对中国女生的脚有兴趣吗?

footfaggotry is so degenerate. legs on the other hand...

Vietnam and UK, why are you say the name of the country Peru over and over again if you reply to Peru. Vietnam, what's the reason? I asked before in this thread UK and got no answer. Vietnam, are you still here? UK, when will you answer me? UK?

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Weaboo滚回日本去吧

Peru, scourge of the japs, chinker of chinks, fucker of korean hookers is a legendary poster on Sup Forums

He's attracted to asian females but hates asia, he deals with the chinks, and has learnt their scamming ways. He also hates whites.

He went to Shanghai(4 flights from peru to avoid white airports), where he spent a significant time studying mandarin, where he met a korean girl named cindy who he fell in love with. He threw up in a club, and got up to many antics that the WORRIED crew(peru's followers) enjoyed hearing when we used to hang in the japanese thread(unfortunately the tyrannical janny didn't like us being there)

Cindy went back to korea and got a korean BF, much to peru's dismay, peru got depressed and got on anti-depressants when he got back to peru, now it's our sworn duty to make sure he stays on his meds and continues on his journey to his ultimate life goal, to kill 100 whites just for the keks and scam as many chinks as he humanly can.

I might have missed some essential peru lore, but vietnam can probably fill you in on the rest.

peru? What are you up to peru? taken your meds today peru? you know what you get like when you don't peru, you start spamming blacked porn peru, it's makes me unhappy peru, I don't like seeing you distressed peru, I fear you'll do something you regret peru, let me help you peru

peru?

Autistic

where does one find chinese qts online?

在中国

But that's irl, not online.

Why does Singapore use Simplified Chinese while all other countries that aren't the PRC use Traditional Chinese?

经济搞上去,人口降下来~

fuck the meds

This reminds me of when I was first learning chinese and asked a Chinese friend 这张照片有什么意思。She got really weirded out and asked where I found it.

top kek

also, posting some qts

So many mainlanders at the badminton club. How do I mingle with them?

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huh?
traditional chinese - hong kong, macau, vancouver (yes) & japan (if you consider that)
simplified chinese - the rest, including taiwan

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Stop with the 3DPD whores, for fuck sake. Obnoxious normalag.

L E G S
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>simplified chinese - the rest, including taiwan
I was pretty sure Taiwan used Traditional Chinese and that's the primary market for including Traditional Chinese characters in software and whatnot.

>simplified chinese - the rest, including taiwan
>simplified chinese
>taiwan
you wot m8

cont.

>Obnoxious normalag
I may be obnoxious, but calling me a normalfag is just wrong

Have you noticed, in generals, Asians are more intelligent than whites?

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be smart means to enjoy a good living at your own country, all those chinese you see in white countries, living under a white society are not smart, they are at the same intellectual level of mexicans and refugees

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wut even is this meme

我要睡了

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>tfw Chinese qt randomly sends you pics of her feet

She knows.

>liking feet

kys

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NEET lyfe

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Are u a nigger

Is it true?

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