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Hey qt edition.

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postman ruined my life

cunt

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a choon appears

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I should clarify that it stops sweat from building around your crotch.

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anime

Uni the past two years is the loneliest ive ever been, aint talked to no one but shop assistants and lecturers

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frogs

yeah it is a lost cause by that point
need to either kys or just be neet shut-in

if you weren't around when Sup Forums was guro you're a newfag

>yanks

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Might just walk down to the beach and jump off the headland tonight. Honestly had enough pf this shit

Feel physically sick from depression every day

bye

pretty sure that ICP pic has been around way longer 2012

Hey, how ya pooing?
Sorry I need a poo
So leave your name and your number
And I'll get back to you

sounds cold. just strangulate yourself in your comfy room

adios

Got no rope or helium tank or anything. Jumping off a cliff is my easiest bet i think

>not teaching your infant firearm safety basics
had it coming 2bqh

My life as a 29yo KV is sheer torture

use a belt

Need to get around to fucking this year

yeah

it's on ED somewhere

think the girl didn't know she was pregnant until really late and the baby ended up stillborn

>29yo KV

Same

given up with women

love german girls

simple as

Stop me oh, oh, oh stop me,
Stop me if you think you heard this one before

Good op actually didnt think of that

RUNTS

I've heard it fails pretty often and you're just left lying amongst jagged rocks with broken bones in aching pain until you finally succumb to hypothermia or blood loss.

*stops you*

you wouldn't have killed yourself if it was that bad

not a good idea

*stops you*

Got a job and now I have a gf and no time to be depressed

Literally dont care as long as i die but as another lad suggested i coukd use a belt which will work well so i guess thats it. Cya lads. Been fun but im out now

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>if it is likely you're probably the most pathetic person on /brit/
At least we can agree on something.

i meant would have haha oops

hat are we up to London lads?

Felt like going up to Kew Gardens desu

off my nut on lyrica

one less aussie shitposter. good riddance.

cannae wait for X factor tonight

any crystal palace fans ITT

out tonight lads?

wankered off my cunting bollocks on sherbert

yeah I'm really sure she posted on facebook rather than ringing the ambulance herself

I wonder if anyone is thinking about inviting me out tonight

fuck off

my pack didn't land, my weekend is ruined

nah

love wallowing in self-pity
hate putting in work to improve my life

Pewdiepie is so fucking hot

>TV
>drugs
>Soccer

Sometimes unfriend people on facebook for posting too much

My ideal fb friend very rarely posts anything and when they do it's funny and/or important

pretty standard swede 2bh

qt gf though

prove how much of an oldfag you are

dont swear so much

The Titicaca frog, also known as the 'scrotum frog', is found on the border of Peru and Bolivia. Locals make a frappe of the frog, which is considered an aphrodisiac, by cooking it and running it through a blender

could cure osteoporosis with the amount of pineal calcium ITT

had a vicar's son friend who ended up going trans and spouting far left nonsense so i deleted it

whats wrong with her face? did the photo get warped?

I just imagine being Marzia and submitting my tan med body to his superior viking cock.

could destroy every single person itt

Might jump in front of a rush hour train

Anyone remember the first kek maymay? I mean pic related that basically pioneered the kek maymay

And this one when moot was memed into winning the Times person of the year.
MARBLECAKE ALSO THE GAME

Got one of those free mousepads with this on it back in the day

Not a communist, just liked the picture

manly tears

she's clearly not tan

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How much do you guys reckon I could get for selling wholesale ounces of weed?
I'm gonna start growing soon, and my initial research shows good yields; 10oz per plant running a 600watt HPS light, I'll have 4 plants I'd say, so 40 ounces. But I dunno how much I can push an ounce for. Maybe $150? Thats 6k for growing some flowers in my shed. I buy an ounce for 275-300 and am clueless what the dealers are buying it for.

only just realised after all these years that his moustache is his eyebrow photoshopped there. mental.

Don't mate. I've failed suicide twice, the second time I failed I broke both my legs and shattered every bone in my ankle, didn't walk for 1year and walk like I have chronic bow legs

girl in my undergrad did her eyes like her

miss her ;_;

She couldn't please Pewds like I could

haha fucking mong

should have done a better job then

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should've jumped head first IDIOT

10 years of failed personal relationships, wasted opportunities and hundreds of thousands of hours staring at a monitor

Wholesale with quality product should be around $250-300 here (not in a legal state)

I've seen people wanting as high as $400 but that was for an individual ounce and still a ripoff.

Twisted fuggen psychopath here xD I am also Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor xD

Literal cringe at you
Don't do it please but if you must remember I'll see you on the otherside space robot

why did he stop with the yearly updates?

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hate this disgusting racist

GIRUGAMESH

'ddit

when does the narwhal bacon

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Shit mate, hope you're feeling better and have a reason to live xx

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>go on Sup Forums
>go on the anime/random board
>people are shitposting again
>haruhi has just aired
>people are spamming about it
>see one thread
>open the door
>Get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

*burps*
im agnostic but I'd probably pray if I were to kill myself just incase there really is an afterlife, no harm in trying. godspeed and goodnight sweetprince

>2011
>oldfag

DESU DESU DESU DESU

I'm going to become an hero lads

bye lad
hope you find peace

never seen a recreational drug in person