What cologne does Sup Forums use? Any recommendations?

What cologne does Sup Forums use? Any recommendations?

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Why, Secretions Magniques by Etat Libre d'Orange, of course.

unironically

I dont know why they needed to make it in the gayest bottle

Versace Eau Fraiche, I used to only wear Armani Acqua Di Gio and Eternity but I got a sample of Eau Fraiche and my gf liked it so much and so many other women complimented me on it that I made the change. It's great stuff, you put a tiny dab on both forearms and then rub them together and rub them down the front of your body after you put on your shirt and it's just the right amount and stays smelling good all day.

Fuck off cunt.

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Chad as fuck.

Luke Skywalker: No, my father didn't fight in the Cologne Wars. He was a navigator on a old spice freighter.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals; he felt he should've stayed here and not gotten involved.

Luke Skywalker: You fought in the Cologne Wars?

I just pick up my sister's towel off the bathroom floor and rub it on me. She wears lots of good smelling shit.

cheetos

>Implying the fat permavirgins in this shithole wear anything other than eau de fromunda

Dior homme
Davidoff silver shadow
I do have that YSL in the op but its blue

perfume is for twinks. I wear natural musk and have had great success. Had a qt in my car last night staddling me, making out and asking me to fuck her.

How much did that cost you?

Pretty sweet but still good for an young guy

White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor

We've gone dutch . It's cheaper than buying perfume, losing ones dignity being that guy, or associating yourself with Arabs

The hooker you paid to straddle you in your car went halves with you? If I was her pimp I'd be pissed. I guess she must have been overwhelmed with pity when she saw you.

don't buy YSL/SLP products, it's not the same after Hedi left as creative director

I just spread my sister's dirty underwear on the floor and roll in them
What's this about cologne now?

I guess so. Still got some action though, and I didn't have to wear perfume like a nancy

don't try so hard user

Nuit d'Issey, by Issey Miyaki. It's manly but cool, and not in any way powdery or hipster.

>tfw have to wear cologne when the prostitutes I hire take pity on me

platinum egoiste

smells fresh and shower-y, it's kinda nice

John Varvatos Classic.

You sound like a total faggot

>thinks cologne is perfume

Dumbass, or a troll, either way you're wrong.

Guys buy me drinks all night when I wear this stuff. Probably helps I'm hung too.

I've used it since high school (almost a decade ago). I get enough positive feedback to have never even considered switching, plus it's fairly cheap.

Just gotta try different pimps desu. Not all pimps raise their hoes properly

Kill yourself queer

pic of sis?

These both smell good

I unironically use this.

Should I stop?

> thinks wearing perfume is any different than wearing make a up
y'kno. "men" used to wear heels too because it was normalized

more like poof-ume haha

I spray some of an old bottle of Tommy Girl I stole from my neighbor's daughter like a decade ago on my real doll every once in awhile. I guess that's as close to cologne as I wear.

>cologne

I seriously hope you don't do this

This is good stuff

tom ford tuscan leather

My gf bought me a bottle of that for Christmas a few years ago. I wanted Aqua Di Gio. She got a pretty good beating for that amongst other things about a week later. It smelled like baby powder and Persians. Man that bitch was terrible at buying gifts.

ironically

Fierce from Abercrombie & Fitch.

This

Also these
( la nuit de l'homme)

10/10 right here. I've literally gotten laid from this cologne.

Anybody every use aftershave as cologne?

Is it acceptable to do so?

I've been doing this for a while now

Forgot pic

No, duncecap, perfume is meant to cloak one scent with another; cologne is meant to enhance a preexisting scent. Two entirely different olfactory endgames.

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kill yourself acceptance seeking faggot

If I use scented aftershave I don't use cologne. I use an unscented shave balm and unscented shave soap now though so I almost always wear very light cologne.

Just answer the question

Noice, you own any other MMM?

It's perfume for men. Someday you'll be wearing facial enhancers that aren't totally make up

Generally speaking, if you're using aftershave you don't use cologne because you don't need it and, moreover, a cologne might conflict badly with the scent of the aftershave, which is naturally different from your own scent. I'd call it a very risky proposition to use a cologne in conjunction with an aftershave.

Yeah but would you put it on your body instead of your face though?

kino commercial

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Neck, chest, and arms.

Maybe on whatever hillbilly farm you grew up on. Perfume was literally designed to mask the unwashed scent of people that didn't bathe out of fear of catching the flux; cologne was developed as an olfactory enhancer for a man's natural musk AFTER bathing. They are absolutely not the same thing.

Grandma I didn't teach you how to use the computer so you could go on Sup Forums.

Aftershave right?

i actually own a ton of designer shit, like 1000+ pieces, im i think the 2nd biggest seller on grailed? but all i have from margelia is a silver painted vest. i really like margelia but its too much work for me to look through 20 pages of 00s garbage to find the nice 90s stuff, and even when you do its usually super overprices. if i ever come accross a pair of tabis in a 45-46 ill pick them up but its too much work for me. womens stuff is a little better but its not something im into.

>ITS NOT A DOLL MOM, ITS AN ACTION FIGURE!

Shut it, queer.

I'd have still pounded that old whore's slat even then.

I always thought she was hot, even in her old age

Waste of double dubs being a dirty pleb. End yourself.

>cologne is meant to enhance a preexisting scent
So what it makes you sweat more? Cologne has its own distinct scent, if it was just an "enhancer" there wouldn't be a bunch of different smelling ones. You're talking absolute shit.

classy taste anons

Would you do this I mean the label says it's for your face, I just get paranoid thinking someone will notice I'm using it wrong. Either way I'd like to know what the consensus is

Pic related is me.

Mein nigga. Untitled L'eau is also bretty gud but that OG Untitled is the best.

>this thread

Buy a bottle of Brut, shove the neck up your asshole, then squeeze it until your chest burns. Then you'll know you have enough on. That's how I use it.

eau de brap

Ok so you don't know either
Nice

Paco Rabbane One million

gift from my ex pretty good desu

you guys like it?

Gr8. Try Bruberry LONDON if you're into that - lots of leather and wood too.

>Paco Rabbane One million
>uew de toilete spray
>*literally toilet spray*
>in a tacky gold bottle

Do you feel like a massive douchebag when you slather it on or does that feeling come after you walk out the door and know there's no turning back?

i dunno about the male one
my sister have lady million its alright tho i rarely like females perfumes

Jesus christ, I'm laughing

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I like your style, user. God, I miss the days when slipping a girl a mickey or giving her a slap was no big deal.

Any cologne that smell like candy floss?

Jesus christ never use aftershave. It's really bad for skin. Just use unscented lotion.

I JUST TOLD YOU HOW TO USE IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

Vetiver. It's been my scent since forever so no point in switching

If Trump really wants to MAGA he'll bring slapping an unruly woman's shit back.

Dollar store knock offs.

Aventus for spring/summer, GIT for fall and TF amber absolute for winter.

Disgusting and smell like alcohol, I can always tell.