Jeb bush had done it were fucked! RIP FLORIDA WATERS!
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WE PISSED OFF THE GUAC MERCHANT!
PLEASE HELP FLORIDA!
Tyler Cook
Samuel Gonzalez
Floridian here.
Please send help Sup Forums.
We need all the guac bowls that you can muster.
Luke Brooks
please guac
Carson Allen
You will feel my wrath Florida
Cooper Nelson
This is Jebs final form what can man hope to do against such evil?
Henry Gutierrez
It could be Kek's way of making Florida suffer for making Jeb their leader
Jaxson Davis
>Some blame the pollution that plagues Lake Okeechobee. Others say the Army Corps should end its relentless dumping. Gov. Rick Scott (R), who declared a state of emergency in the four affected counties this week but has yet to visit himself, has drawn the ire of a collection of residents who say his administration hasn’t done enough.
>Scott is blaming President Obama.
How is Obongo to blame for this? It's pretty obvious that it is entirely the fault of the moronic farming companies for backpumping all their shitty fertilizer laced water back into the lake. They should be forced to pay for the damages.
Leo Sanders
This is the price to pay for supporting trump, we dun goofed and pissed the guac gods!
Jonathan Reyes
Oooh old memes bring their gifts!
I wager it's Kek's work, praise him.
Kevin Martinez
was listening to a report on this earlier...
locals were describing the smell: like rotten meat + kitty litter. sounds lovely.
thanks jeb!
Kayden Young
>33
Jeb is in this thread lads
Connor Myers
kek
Ian Walker
Read the article. The levee system needs funding to be repaired and that is taken care of by the army corp of engineers, ie a federal institution.
So the feds pay the money.
Jeremiah Perry
>foxnews.com
>freshwater algae
>gets killed by salt water
Gulf coast here. Will send buckets of salty gulf water to unfuck your shit. Standby.
Aiden Williams
>clearwater beach
Gabriel Gray
just release fucking fresh water fish to eat the algae, damn. it doesnt take the army to solve this problem. release some asian carp or something.
Jackson Ward
But who will eat the carps?
Carter Sullivan
Please someone grab a Jeb! guacamole bowl and fill it with that water and post a pic. Please.
Lucas Bell
Why didn't we listen?
Charles Torres
>irreparably fuck up the entire eco system for the next two millenia because of greedy oil lobby and brainwashed masses
>whine about some shitty green lake nobody gives a fuck about
you need to set priorities, you fucking idiot
Angel Rivera
HOLY FUCK JEB ATTACKS! HEADED FOR TRUMP TOWER! SOMEBUDDY CALL DA GHOSTBUSTAS!!!
Levi Jenkins
We release some bears or something to hunt the fish, obviously. It doesn't take the army to solve that problem.
Isaac Gonzalez
Read the article again. Backpumping is what caused all of this. Also the Army Corps is funded by federal government via Congress, which is controlled by representatives of the state. If they really needed to fix the levees then the Congress should have given them more money.
Jason Jenkins
Its a fact Floridians are the strongest race, they will survive!
Leo Hernandez
SAVE US JEB
To defeat guac, you must BECOME guac
Grayson Peterson
We release some fucking bears or something to hunt the fish, obviously. It doesn't take the army to solve that problem.
Mason Roberts
meant to reply to
Gabriel Russell
Then who eats the bears?
Aiden Torres
Jebs turtle army will solve this problem.
Samuel Martin
>I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE CHAOS CANDIDATE, DONALD
what did he mean by this
Noah Scott
Russians?
Anthony Turner
Just skim the algae and compost it.
Angel Morris
This kills the Pocket Turtles.
John Hernandez
All i wanted was to become President of the United States.
Was that so much to ask for?
Now you fools will pay for your ignorance.
Angel Fisher
But Jeb started this in the first place, no way he will unleash his turtle army. Unless... This was only part of his master ruse
Gavin Morales
But then who eats the russians
Isaiah Mitchell
Where were you when Jeb became a chaos God?
Jackson Wood
NIGGERS!
Alexander Myers
It's only phase 1 mother fuckers!
Kevin Baker
Checked
Aaron Gonzalez
...
Juan Morris
AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS, I STILL HAVENT RECEIVED MINE. ORDERED IT A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER HE DROPPED OUT.
Cooper Turner
Kayden Brown
He looks so much like ramzpaul in that pic.
Asher Carter
Cameron Ramirez
It's Florida. The Republicans in the legislature are controlled completely by developers (think golf courses, millions of pounds of fertilizer + Big Sugare, millions of pounds of fertilizer, + fertilizer plants, millions of pounds of fertilizer waste)
It's surprising this does happen a LOT more often.
Parker Robinson
stop releasing your poo into the ocean
Dominic Baker
Florida is one of the most corrupt states in the entire country. It has nothing to do with party affiliation.
Xavier Martinez
Poo in the oceans
Logan Torres
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Wyatt Watson
Andrew Russell
Mexico, we need you wait on that wall.
BUILD CORN CHIPS
Easton Roberts
Florida here
thought this was just a China thing, just saw it on the news
Can't we use it as animal feed? Or is that only Spirulina?
Hunter Walker
remember this?
Robert Brooks
organic fertilizer. start a small business bro
Nathaniel Campbell
JUST GUAC MY SHIT UP
Asher Baker
TODAY THE RIVERS SHALL FLOW GREEN WITH ENVY
David Martinez
You're going to really need help when those sea levels rise to swallow your cities.
Jaxson Ward
ayyy you got yourselves a massive fiesta amigos!, grab some tortillas and totopos and start eating that sweet guac!
Aaron Foster
Kek is one of those Gods with a real sense of humor.
What does the God of discord want?
Confusion? Fear?
No. We fucked up along the path, somewhere.
It's time to restart.
Join the church of Kek
Jaxson Walker
That's the first thought I had about China's algae problem
It's China, so get some big ships and haul it out, fish and wildlife be damned
But the concern for algae is heavy metals, algae absorbs it, but I don't THINK we have such issues here, but many chemical issues, can't say I've read anything about algae absorbing waste chemicals
Levi Collins
I like our bears
I know they're wild and feeding them is dangerous
but the damn things just look so dopey, like fat dogs
Matthew Johnson
Bears and dogs are actually quite closely related, and raccoons are also their close cousins.
Jayden Roberts
some men just want to see the whole gaucabowl churn...
Isaiah Baker
Just guac my shit up!