Post the biggest meme player from your country

Post the biggest meme player from your country

>Not Zlatan

Peter Crouch?
Jack Wheelchair?

The literal definition of a meme player. No one even comes close

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obviously rooney

Rudy?
or
>rppney

*loses possession*

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Did he JUST?

the power of two

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>swede-trying-to-become-a-real-swede.jpg

Potentially lifting the Asian champions cup is the only reason he didn't retire yet despite barely playing the last 2 years

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jej
What he is doing now btw?

I saw a nice piece of skill from him the other day

loaned to heerenveen
does alright i guess

The entire squad apart from KDB

>Jack Wheelchair
kek

The fire crackles etc

KDB is a meme for Belgium

Not a player but

too obvious

chatshit.jpg

YOU MEAN ALL THE WORLD TO MEEEE
JOOON GUIDETTIIII
DUN DUN DUN DUDUDU DUN DUN DUN

punished little paul

Winner right here

We have Fuchs

>looks aryan as fuck
>has an Italian name

and Franco FODA

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Currently is Chicharito, but the all time biggest meme ever is Campos

if we're talking active players

He's german tho

Aryans come from India and lot of Indian words sound similar to Italian (lot of words finishing with I like "Parvati")

t. linguistics expert

Mertens is jesus m8y

Altidore is a bigger meme desu

>no the "american messi" who can't even qualify for the WC in the easiest confederation and is a borussia dortmund benchwarmer

He's a godsend compared to all the my little sawker players he's surrounded by.

RIP

is that grosskreutz?

too soon

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and fuchs has more bpl titles than slippy g

easy

D I E T O N N E

>tfw when to dump to post an pic

tfw you're too dumb to type dumb

???

What's this hair style called?

the gay samurai

delete this filthy dog pig

GOAT =/= meme

>tfw when people are not inteligant enough to recognise that you were only pretending to be retarded

>wearing Zapotec warrior pajamas

>tfw you're having weak comebacks

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It's the truth though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>not gabriel barbosa

it's not that hard to believe you're not actually retarded, but how the hell should i know?

Definitely Gerrard


THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP LA'S

It literally wasnt his fault

You're probably right, but I thought that the "tfw when" and the obvious spelling mistakes would give it away. :'(

There are a lot of people in Italy that look pretty Arian while some pretty Arab
this guys in the pic were born not many kms apart

same fag autistic german talking to himself

sehr lustig ja!

Here's your (You) friend.

thanks man. Just what I wanted ;)

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sry to burst your bubble

learn to be like this kind deutsch lad

(and thanks for that (you) xD)

nah, i rather be the aryan looking one that'll hit you, when you compare me to a sandnigger in person

Lots of candidates desu.
Götze, Özil, Reus, Schürrle,...

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

>able to retire at 15
unironically a footballing genius

Can, Leno

hahahaahahha what a homosexual

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one of the best /sp /copypastas of all time

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le on fire man

Welcome to the real world user, where Italians are actually European.

Insigne looks Mediterranean, if you think there is no difference between an actual native Italian and Arabs you should consider going to see an optician.