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fucking finally
anime
hi lads i'm from the government I hear some of you have some promising ideas about preventing terror attacks, and we could really use a hand right now
most white males have small penises when flaccid but gets really big when erect.
black males are typically thought to have large cocks but they don't really have THAT much larger cocks on average, they do have bigger dicks but not by much. It's the fact that when flaccid black male penises are nearly the same size as when they are erect. They can be 6 inches flaccid but will only grow an extra inch when erect.
t. massively degenerate homosexual that fucks a lot of black males
why the fuck did I read this entire post?
guys we need to keep the ozzy from killing himself
donut start this shit again you're an boring cunt
kill all terrorists (right-wingers) before they make the innocent muslims bomb another subway.
redpill me on the bitch pen phenomenon
why?
To start off with, you can buy and read CBT For Dummies and there are shitloads of online resources too (moodgym is excellent). But the basics of CBT is first establishing what these maladaptive thought patterns that reoccur in response to stress are. For example: gf isn't talking to me for the whole day > gf is probably talking to another man > it must be because inadequate > I'm broken > I hate myself. They typically follow a theme and are destructive in nature, albeit familiar and comfortable.
Then you must habitually replace these with more realistic and rational patterns of thought. My example scenario could be quickly resolved by thinking something along the lines of "Ah, she must be very busy" or "Her phone is probably dead" - that kind of thing instead of spiralling into a pattern of though that just creates endless anxiety and stress.
>preventing terror attacks
bit racist
deporting all muslims would be a start
legalise anime
mixing whizz and charlie wasnt a good idea
just got a headache
what a shit fucking weekend, fuck
Any /100%EuropeanMasterRace/ man in?
sold sweaty socks to a bender with a foot fetish once
red pill me on Launceston. the girl im smitten with is from there
Nah i'm asian my man.
free money for the poor
cbt/ballbusting makes me make cummies
part and parcel
inb4 le funny epic unoriginal reddit maymay of cock n ball torture
skeg makes my belly hurt
Sorry lad you tested 6% iberian and 7% greek. Shall not be allowing you in the ethnostate.
I feel sorry for the guy who made a thread after mine and was too late :(
how do I delete this thread lads? He just wanted to make a thread for the aussie, good lad
you say you cured you're problems but you're still a right sour cunt eh.
Feeling a bit depressed lads not gonna lie. Two of the GF broke up with me over two weeks. ND I can't see the third GF (nurse married to a yank) until next Friday. Even for an international mack, two break ups in two weeks feels bad.nd still feel bad.
Not that user but thanks, this is a useful post. I've been doing a bit of mindfulness meditation and it seems like a similar kind of tactic, to consciously observe your thoughts.
is Prosecco nice
Thing is I just feel anxious, very rarely can I replace thoughts because its either someone is just being a cunt to me or I'm just scared of walking out the house because I'll be outside
me in the white car, normies in the van
how do you meditate
i try the focusing on nostrils thing, but my mind still spams me with shit
I hate motorways, too scary
yes
The Iberian comes from British people though. Most Brits have Basque DNA, Britain is something like 50 percent celtic and the celts from this island come from iberia. the Greek one is from Thracia and thracians had red hair. Greeks also brought us democracy
we have the safest roads in the world lad stop being such a puss
when are iwantclips going to take bitcoin
prefer not to say
thats a mental illness not a fetish
uhhhhh why dont we uhhhhhhhhhh just be nice to eachother?
Take in more refugees from North African countries that are currently ISIL strongholds
nice paranoia, I'm not that guy. sorry for being a fick
essential chavette core
ruddy hell, it's soft cell
luftrausers is too hard
otherwise i'll feel bad
*commits suicide*
found a picture of the china spammer
>"Ah, she must be very busy" or "Her phone is probably dead"
She's most likely getting railed by another man while doing cocaine. Being a healthy individual is being okay with the worst case scenario and being able to acquire more girls, not lying to yourself.
when I look at this image all I want is for her to stomp on my balls and then let me cum on her arse
its only natural
gotta clean my room but have literally no motivtion whatsoevr.
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Ahaha. No.
I WANT AN ANGLO BOYFRIEND!
;___;
you'll get over it
bit gay
Only for british boys!
get some speed, you'll clean for days
>he's here
...
organise a concert with radiohead, u2, bruce springsteen, bjork, peter gabriel, kate bush and andy partridge from xtc all performing an original song together and this should save the world and create global peace via the power of music
i see no other option
fuck wypipo
send em all back haha
build more new towns
It always makes me feel good to see the degeneracy that people are into. I shouldn't be too hard on myself tbqh. Everything is relative.
thoughts?
Howling at the utter projection in this post.
Has there ever been a more ironic set of posts?
easier to get into it when you start
easier to start when you close your Sup Forums tab(s)
he's already gone mate
nowt we can do
it happens
Shan't be replying to Photoshop fags
Deport all Poles, they're the real terrorist, EU told me that.
I'am less of a bender than your king
There is two things, i feel exhausted and secondly there is not really a way that I can clean it which will stop it from getting dirty again.
feels a bit pointless.
would you rather be gay
or a balding arab nonce who needs to go to thailand to 'pick up' underage hookers
shit taste, looks like a fucking horse with a human mask on. also a bit down-syndrome. let me guess, she's turkish or persian?
fug
>he's here
went to watch It and some chavs were there
dont think they enjoyed it
>there is not really a way that I can clean it which will stop it from getting dirty again
huh? how?
anglo-texan
Alan is both lmao he was in here last week defending aids and hiv
gay
wouldnt have to deal with women at all that way seems ideal
as it is i'm completely fucked
resemblance to an egg is uncanny, always shocks me
>anglo texan
The missus went out with her friend Adam the other night and brought me a bottle of lube when she came back in the morning. It's really taken my wank sessions to the next level.
WE ARE ABOUT TO NUKE SOMETHING
IS YOUR ANUS PREPARED?
Not with that big nose of hers she's not, most defo semitic
>thats a mental illness not a fetish
the so called white race
Meditation is a fairly similar in principle because you can clear up the mental chatter which leads to anxiety. It's not that hard to see why mindfulness is often mentioned with CBT (which is most certainly a meme) but the main difference is that CBT works to retrain your thought process, like a sort of self-reprogramming. Plus it actually makes a tangible difference almost immediately and is far less vague than mindfulness.
Fuck Donald drumpf and fuck wypipo
We'll yeah, I replied because I relate. And my procedure in this case is assume the worst (i.e. she's sucking another cock) and acquire more GFs (already have a couple of romantic dates lined up). It's not uncommon for them to text me afterwards, only then am I like 'ah yes she was really busy' and I end up with more GFs. Doing it the other way around has more downsides than upsides.
lel this is a spitting image of
>having a Sup Forums folder
>owning reaction images
>naming your images
>not fedora neckbeard tier
large noses aren't unique to a particular ethnic group
Happening in Fulham
EVERYWHERE I GO IS THE WET LANDS
I NEED THE HONEY BUTTER
PUT SOME LEAN IN MY SPRITE CAN
...
that's a filthy yid slovakrorke
thought you off all people would be good at spotting them
>he hasn't taken a 10 days vipassana retreat in order to learn proper meditation
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
everywhere i go
i see the same ho