/hoc/ BRAAAAAAAAAAAP edition

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>rags

I could smell it from space desu

GOAT edition desu

official

what does it smell like lads?

Lmao what a disgusting chink

>she does it for free

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love kippers
hate hockey
hate white ppl

Golden Knights @ Canadiens

shrk desu

god bless you grease

*stops moving*
*dies*

Qt :^)

desu desu

Οι kαρχαρίες του Αγίου Χοσέ

Leaving for the kinoplex lads. This thread better be still up by the time I come back.

What are you watching?

what are you watching?

Not cheese pizza, don't get excited chubs

greasy Chinese food and semen

probably some fag capeshit like thor ragnarok

there;s akinoplex near my house, walking distance. When I finished school i went to watch Zodiac alone at night. Thought about the same about It, but I didn't want to go alone this time.

Here's a (You) for you. F.

>The absolute state of the Avalanches, Canes, Panthers, and Coyotes

The 90s expansion era was a fucking mistake.
Although TB and Dallas somehow established a solid fanbase

the abs are 3rd in the central tho

The Stars are not an expansion team

only 1 of those teams is an expansion brehv

Yet half the arena is empty

poor shoork

>Avs
>expansion
Hmmmm

I think it's 3 on 3. Panthers, Lightning and Coyotes are new franchises, no?

go Coyotes :)

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hola amigo

And >we are running lean now that we dumped Duchene on the snes

>perpetually bad teams have bad followings
Sounds pretty normal. The Avs once had Peter Budaj as a starting goaltender for 2 or 3 seasons.

Whats unexplainable is how low the Islanders and Senators rank in attendance.

>Prebs & BJ's

so much good defense. This game is a slog.

Islanders haven't been relevant since the early 80s
The snes built their arena 45 minutes away from the city. Also the majority of people in Ottawa are either Habs or Laffs fans

>83% this season
You aren't good at fractions

>Islanders
They've never been that good though. The fans are probably sick of getting their hopes up and then watching them get another first round exit with little competition.

>Senators
That one is more confusing as they have been probably the most consistent Canadian team. I guess it's mostly because they are in Ottawa and nobody cares about Ottawa.

>eberle

Islanders are playoff regular though. Granted they missed last year but likely to return this year.

>Ottawa put the arena outside the city
Sounds like Arizona

>eberle scores on the oilcucks assisted by barzal
absolute MAXIMUM laughs

>edmongolia

You've clearly never been to a game in Ottawa if you think its "unexplainable". It takes fucking forever to get to the rink and you have to pay $20 to park in a field in the middle of nowhere. If they still have attendance issues after moving downtown the franchise should move to Saskatchewan.

>slog.
wht's that?

They have the third to last attendance rate of all the teams.

Even the fucking Panthers are doing better than them

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fuck off kippers, i know you are lurking

JUST tbhwyf

They are coming off one of the worst seasons in NHL history.

They will get some of their fans back if they are competitive this year. But so far Id guess most people are rightfully skeptical.
Avs home games tend to be a waste of money unless you are a fan of the visiter.

REPUBLISHITS ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATVJ

GET FUCKED KEKS NOBODY LIKES YOUR CHEETO

wrong board friend :^)

what happened

also checkt

shit fans desu

Shut up Grease.

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They used to be the most popular team in the league and regularly sold out their games.
When they started missing playoffs the bandwaggoners fled and took half their fanbase away

fuck you

>W-WE DONT C-C-C-C-CARE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA GET FUCKED BITCH YOU KEKS AT R/THE_DONALD ARE MELTING DOWN LMAO

I moved today. My new place is awesome. Raanta just made a stupid good save

shut up no one cares about drumpf we're still mourning roy halladay

Colorado isnt exactly a big state. It had an overall population of 5 million until they went full DUDE WEED.

Now their population is exploding but not with the kind of people who go to hockey games. Mostly with airhead stoners and nonwhite thugs.

I guess my point is, it was all bandwagon. They are Chicago fans now. Just as Detroit has rapidly decreased in fanbase.

ignore the Sup Forumstards they are all underage and didnt even vote LMAO

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Nani?

>Tfw so unpopular >we even get left out of being unpopular

tell me what happened

>"she" does it for free

Even the Nuggets have shit attendance rates.
Being middle America they seem more interested in football and baseball

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do you live by yourself or do you have roomates and have to go to your room abruptly to clearly beat off

Trump dumped fish food in a fish pond
Even if b&. I'll be back before it ends
Hello nerman

Reminder that Edmonton was managed for 10 years by the last guy to play his entire career without a helmet, and his encephalopathic strategy of “if we suck for a generation, we can draft a generational player” means any oiler championship in the next 15 years comes with a major asterisk

Dumbass trumptards been hyping up state elections this year, and they were absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT about an hour ago.

Most experts are treating this as a referendum on Trump and it's been a severe condemnation. Not even ONE YEAR into his presidency and the american people have completely turned on him.

Oh, and the fat coward happens to be out of the country so he doesn't have to face this humiliation himself.

I live by myself and now I rent a small house instead of apartment

Hello Laddies

I am a new NHL fan from the UK.

I want to watch the Ducks crush the Kings live tonight.

Will there be good streams available? Or should I cough up my shekels and subscribe to a nice HD stream I can watch on my phone?

Thanks.

oh so people went out to vote?

>Trump dumped fish food in a fish pond
Tell me when he feeds those goldfish snacks to actual goldfish and laughs at them.

hi Ted

don't ever pay for streams lad, there will be decent ones available

checkout /r/Nhlstreams

>tfw i almost forgot about ted
based brazil saving us the good bants

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>red team

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gentle reminder that kippers is a boy that ate too much soy growing up like most chinks. don't give your kids soy

>O, jesus!!

>tfw porn on the big screen with no headphones
truly living the dream my dude

Of all the teams you choose the Ducks? Good luck with that.

>strategy of “if we suck for a generation, we can draft a generational player”

Except they truely thought they were good to go after the first couple of drafts. They were just lousy at putting together a team and relied upon sub par first overalls. They were lucky enough to get McDavid and lucky that Draisaitl panned out (the only one they actually let develop properly). I was upset that they couldn't make something work with the pieces they had pre-McDavid, but to be fair, those were some of the worst top 10s in drafts ever.

Mind if I come over and grab a beer?

>my kid love Soy
how do I make him stahp ;_;

The real question is what asian has such a low quality grainy camera? None.

Confirmed for dog faced "native" pretending to be a qt asian waifu online.

it's too late, just put him on estrogen pills already

>giving your kids soy
>ever
you're gonna need to spend like $2000 a year on whole milk at this point