/brit/

Coax Me edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8
vocaroo.com/i/s00LnBKIydax
vocaroo.com/i/s0jdGPNdoxpt
amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/16/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-ridiculing-prophet-muhammad-on-whatsapp
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

this one was first so

no-one will post here now tho cos i iwll

hahah

SNEED

youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8

:(((

vocaroo.com/i/s00LnBKIydax

Why does everyone dress like shit in this damn country.

Stop dressing like shit.

It takes two seconds of effort to put on a decent shirt or set of pants, you don't need to go walking around town in a cutoff that makes you look like 20lbs of shit stuffed into a 10lbs bag.

And stop colouring your hair, too. It looks silly and ruins your hair. Unless you're going for heroin addict chic like the fuccbois up in Camden, don't do it.

anime

...

strong contender for gayest post of the year

vocaroo.com/i/s0jdGPNdoxpt
>THE STORM COMES OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER SHOAH
oy vey

London tube bomber has been confirmed as fostered rescued syrian "child". An 88 year old MBE and his wife in her 70's came out of retirement to spend their last years taking care of him and he repays them with bombs.

What the fuck is wrong with Muslims?

look what you made me do

Wait? There are people outside of Canada who like Sloan!?!?!?!?!?

don't come in my thread then

classic

every northener ive ever fucking heard

my brother actually vomitted, not from the alcohol but just because of how fucking disgusitng coffee flavoured vodka mxied with fizzy passinofruit is.

>pants
fuck off yank

>An 88 year old MBE and his wife in her 70's came out of retirement to spend their last years taking care of him
they deserve a beating too desu

*enters your thread*

wow i finally found a sloan man
yes i love sloan, but i'm also the only person outside of canada who does

why are millwall fans such rorkes?

what's /brit/'s opinion on taytay

*forces you out*

>when you get elderly white people to sponsor your terrorism

got a new weedman who drops weed straight to my house
bit worried about the neighbours though

*wanders into thread*

she the best

any wacky Bruce man in

need an autistic tay tay gf quite frankly

shit music

this is what i thought before i moved to London

the people here are so well-dressed and sophisticated-looking, its very intimidating to me
:C

get out wizard fuck

fuck out me thread, virgin autist

>letting dealers know where your yard is

first mistake

thread is already a billion times better without yanks

got some porn on

christ lads Sup Forums is worse than ever

*reports in*

might join the cartel lads

thoughts?

alri wizard man of sutton high street

love porn me

it's my thread you have no right to tell them to leave

get the fuck out virgin wizard autist

any good mmos out these days lads?

any of you cunts snorted dizzle

how bad is it

>not inviting your weed man in for a cuppa

fucking rude cunt, you southern by any chance?

>"""""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""" that talk like men

gf is watching a vlog of some lad on holiday with his top off

hmmm

If you're in Canada you should see them live! They're always touring... because they need the money badly!

this is why you are still a virgin

imagine being such a runt that u try to blow up innocent people

destiny 2

hurts like fuck

Wish i had a few really fertile acres with really big greenhouses to grow spices, herbs, veggies and grains/legumes in - just for my own consumption, not as a lifestyle just for leisure.

i'd have some goats for milk, chickens and guineas and ducks for meat and eggs.

i'd also grow a few mushrooms and that. maybe even a pond with some freshwater fish (tilapia maybe) to fish from.

imagine such a thing is doable out in the states but not here though most probably.

wait til he gets you on the harder gear and you start ticking grams you cant afford

the sneed shit is getting out of hand atp

Just went through some Finnish blog

that country is literally heaven on earth

Anyone else here a Chad?

what are you lads going to be doing tonight then?

he's a friend of a friend, not really a big scary dealer
could batter him if i needed to

i'm on my holidays currently vlogging for a bunch of tween girls. just took my top off.

ama

have a weird obsession with finnish boys despite having literally never met or seen a Finn IRL

that's hot though

why is this allowed

runescape

love porn

stop posting on the internet

curry and a few spliffs then an earlyish night
flying to 'dam in the morning

i'd rather be a virgin than fuck the cum dumpsters walking about today

same

i feel a bit out of sorts. like im missing social contact. but im pretty sure thats down to my consumption of pills last night. so im going to stay in but i feel like i want to go out despite feeling a bit hungover.

got a table and 6 pint glasses booked at the ol' red lion, cannae wait

is there a guide somewhere i can read on how to deal with a weedman in the correct way?

are you actually complaining about free fucking drugs? are you a fucking fed or just a virgin? if you came up to me and said that i'd look at you, shake my head disapprovingly whilst thinking you're a spacka and then walk off in the opposite direction

...

Deano will buy it, that's why

Rorke: Rural Towns
Brody: Cities
Reasonable Centrist: Suburbia
Radical Centrist: Homeless

well if i get the chance i definitely will
they deserve to not be needing money badly

how in the FUCK do you use 10gb of data? i use 1gb tops and I stream music and shit all the time

because people are happy to pay it, what's the problem?

they need to get rid of the generals. Every time I go on it I have to hide got, twin peaks, star trek, dr who, big brother general threads. They aren't even discussing the show half the time in those threads and people make other threads about those shows anyway

so you could contract it for 924 or just buy it outright for 999.

there must be loads of people who don't have 924 to spend right now even if it would save them money.

grim

i inadvertently created the booking tables at pubs gimmick.

All the lads are going out and I was invited but just can't bring myself to doing it
Really not happy with myself

listening to CAN

GGG or canelo, who you got lads

>i'd rather be a virgin than fuck the cum dumpsters walking about today

Because Brits are stupid

Deano: Barratt Newbuild Estate

anyone wanna play a game?

absolute kino that one is

lots of youtube

I got through 8/month during my commute

amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/16/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-ridiculing-prophet-muhammad-on-whatsapp

Canelo by UD

nonce

snapchat mate, absolutely rinses data
you'd know if you had friends

Mmmm curryyyy

*apple users

How long until unlimited data mobile plans become the norm like they did with home internet?