Hmm

Hmm...

look at her, pretending to enjoy tasting ass and poop. women these days are good for nothing other than being cumdepots.

>white women are the best! i swear!

me on the left

That's Alexis Texas, I'd recognize that ass anywhere.

me in the middle

I'm sure that her parents are bursting with pride at the level ofsuccess that their daughter has achieved.

this fucking landwhale

>butt's

>when you're listening to music and your favorite song comes on

i want to have sex

>parents

She may have a mother

>tfw I just turned 47 and still a kissless virgin

Don't we all

I bet I won't even get wizard powers when I turn 30

why don't you just gas yourself?

my dude

that’s a fucking lie
every virgin breaks down at some point and hires an escort.

Not if you're scared she'll just keep laughing at how small your dick is

>be me
>over girls place
>she plays music to have sex to
>"you can tell everybody...I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man" from the Kaepernick commercials plays as shes riding me
>shit was cash

fucking a prostitute doesn't count

*kneels*

that’s not professional they wouldn’t do that

more like colin brappernick

I hired an escort and she didn’t had sexual with me, I could tell she was disgusted by me. We just watched a few episodes of the big bang theory.

that's fucking amazing

that's the kind of shit serious life goals are made out of

i had sex with a cutie in my hard techno time when i was drugged out of my mind. i have crippling social anxiety and it's killing me inside. i can't shake it off. i dress good, i'm athletic and i can be funny and charming, when i'm drunk or high. it's not even funny anymore. i'm technically not a virgin, but yeah...