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first for wh*te inferiority

second for slovak femgypsy

third for my ancestor's jungle fever

fourt for spaghetti sounds when fingering

Tenth for being autistic

5th for Warsaw uprising qt

San Andreas has great tunes

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8th for donuts

how's your leg fag

half of the pain is gone, did some electrotherapy and laser
will do 2 more sessions for now and will keep the other 6 in case it relapses
and it's covered by my insurance :^)

Good for you.
How much it costed tho? And how expensive is insurance?

price is around 60€
insurance is free for that kind of stuff here if you don't make more than 60k I think (I'm a student so I claim unfit for work plus I don't give receits for my freelance works, nobody can check me on that)
can take 2x10 sessions each year so that's 120€ total
2752154.4BYR

receipts*
oy vey

almost had to rip my mouth open because one of the threads from my toothrbrush got stuck between two of my molars
got it out with a pair of tweezers

Interesting.
Here everything is free. But shitty.
>2752154.4BYR
~250 BYR. Don't try to meme on Belarussians we know Euro and Dollar exchange rate by heart

you should notify google then kek
yeah i've heard it's shitty
do you have a sports channel or anything similar? some dude from the IFMA said an even i fought in was livestreamed in Belarus because there were 2 Belarusians fighting there as well

sheeeeeeeeit
youtube.com/watch?v=NthVT_V8KvQ

lmao fucking slowvaks lol what a bunch of failures

Hi Minsk, welcome to extra flags
How is that currency devaluation treating you, did the prices rise or anything else change?

General shit like Eurosport or Setanta.
Major sport events are broadcasted on state tv.

the essence of slow akia
cant even afford a good cart
jesus what an embarrassment of a country

They did in the past years. Now they're pretty stable.

nah it wasn't anything major
probably 10 people saw it if any kek

don't get me even started on slo*ak regional flags
they're a creation of a 5 years old retard aka the wisest person in slow akia

Sometimes major = someone from belarus participates

So I was in Minsk, why do you still have Lenin statue?

Did you even see your own regional flags.
It's just ctrl+c, ctrl+v
Why not. No one cares about it.

I do not talk to potatoniggers

I understand that Belarus was and is most soviet of the soviet countries, but he is neither the builder of the soviet country that yours was/is and he isn't Belarusian. And its in front of your parliament house?

>I understand that Belarus was and is most soviet of the soviet countries
no that would be moldova

no that would be slovakia

>tfw best v4 country

you're probably the least well known v4 country
what the hell is a slovakia
was that part of yugoslavia? the soviet union? ...what?

>poorest
>shittest
>dumbest self-hating people
>1/5 of population are gypsos

Yeah, best.

then you wonder why you cant find girlfriend

not that guy.

show gf then

>tfw best country on earth

but you do have the prettiest mountains

>slow wacky'a
>a country
more like a joke that went wrong

Croatia is the best. It's so best that it doesn't even need to be in v4

It's been here since SU. And old farts will go mad if something will happen to it.
Basically removing it is a pain in the ass

poland is too dumb and russian
czech is too faggot and degenerate
hungary i dont need to explain

being best in v4 is like winning running contest against retarded animals with no limbs

No

Slovakia has been here since 2003. And old farts will go mad if something will happen to it.
Basically removing it is a pain in the ass.

by having one broken limb.

I have arrived

;_;7

Slovakia:
dumb
russian
faggot
degenerate
hungarian

What happening in the pic

slovakian being escorted to slovakia

>czech national hero
faggot on a horse, nobody knows if he was actually czech

>polack national hero
copy czech one, change one letter, enough to fool stupid polacks into believing it

>hungarian national hero

literal mongol warlord that died of aids

>SLOVAK national hero

skilled and witty outlaw terrorizing hungarian pig bourgeoisie

police doggo on his last trip to vet
press F to pay respects

>slovak did an hero
>he's a national hero now

police officers saluting a police dog that was terminally sick before it was put down

F

>poland unconquered

HAHAHAHAAHHA tf is next? hungary the white? AXAXAXAX

lmao this lol

lads what's the last country from v4 to get an independence?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>Poland animal hero
fucking bear carrying artillery rounds to troops during siege!
>Slovak animal hero
none.

Why is that vak trying so hard to act like Marcel?

i predate marcel by lot of time units you stupid jewish fuck i just didnt post in a while

>used to have literally use the Russian flag as their state flag
>now use the Russian flag with the Hungarian emblem copypasted onto it
How can one nation be this unoriginal?

he's as ancient as principality of nitra

that bear was based af

>10 YEARS

it's just some underage kid with too much time on his hands, be nice to him, having to live with aspergers is not easy

>Wojtek (1942–1963; Polish pronunciation: [ˈvɔjtɛk]; in English, sometimes spelled Voytek and so pronounced) was a Syrian brown bear

even their bear is shitskin AXAXAXA POLACKS

h*tler chose that flag you stupid fag slovakia was supposed to be new russia

having to live in slovakia is not easy

>polack women

>SLOVAK woman

>implying everything that Marcel posts is one person

>slovakia
>the new russia
that's like comparing a 6 month old toddler to a sumo fighter

>“Over a long period the Slavs settled beside the Danube, where the Hungarian and Bulgarian lands now lie. From among these Slavs, parties scattered throughout the country and were known by appropriate names, according to the places where they settled. Thus some came and settled by the river Morava, and were named Moravians, while others were called Czechs. Among these same Slavs are included the White Croats, the Serbs and the Carinthians. For when the Vlakhs attacked the Danubian Slavs, settled among them and did them violence, the latter came and made their homes by the Vistula, and were then called Lyakhs. Of these same Lyakhs some were called Polyanians, some Lutichians, some Mazovians, and still others Pomorians. Certain Slavs settled also on the Dnieper, and were likewise called Polyanians. Still others were named Derevlians, because they lived in the forests. Some also lived between the ‘Pripet’ and the Dvina, and were known as Dregovichians. Other tribes resided along the Dvina and were called the Polotians on account of a small stream called the Polota, which flows into the Dvina. It was from this same stream that they were named the Polotians. The Slavs also dwelt about Lake Il’men, and were known there by their characteristic name. They built a city which they called Novgorod. Still others had their homes along the Desna, the Sem’ and the Sula, and were called Severians. Thus the Slavic race was divided, and its language was known as Slavic.”

t. most important eastern slavic historian, kill yourself african basketball nigger

anyone ever heard anything about slovak women?

obviously not because they pretend to be czech/polish/hungarian not to feel the shame of being labelled a slow vak

nobody pretends to be polish, not even polacks want to be polish

mumbling when they give me head when I go on sex trips throughout Europe

tldr
what is the significance of all this?

watched Bий today, it's a Russian film based on a short story by Gogol (who in turn took inspiration for it from Ukrainian folklore) and shot in Czechia
y'all Slav(e)s should watch it, it's quite good

see you tomorrow

bye

that's something weak-willed channers always say to justify their failure of following suit to themselves

Slavs that gave birth to Kievan Rus were ones living near Danube that are now being occupied by Hungarians, hmm i really wonder who those Slavs could be?

Poles are white Croats.

but that doesn't make any sense if you know what the ancient migration routes of the slav(e)s were
they came from central asia to ukraine and from there spread out
even if some niggers who settled the banks of the danube later returned to ukraine, they still would have rejoined their kin which stayed behind there and been assimilated by them

They were just the Slavs that were then conquered by Hungarians and switched to Hungarian language.

But they didn't recognized themselves as "Slovaks" for sure. Slovak identity is very artificial.

I have yet to see any conclusive proof than anybody has ever left Sup Forums ever

Lietuva is a parody of Lithuania.

quite good this thread is

poland in itself is a parody of... nothing, it's just a parody

those are only theories you stupid nigger based on nothing and second most popular theory is danube one, kys dumb shit

up until 16th century Slovaks called themselves Slovens and this is what ancient Slavs called themselves aswell we have literally longest legacy in Eastern Europe stupid polak no nigger from early Poland called himself Polish but all Slovaks did

I don't want to be alone anymore

stop being a czech and an anime faggot then

I'll always be here for you.

When is Hungary taking them back

cheer up!

polak national identity is very clearly defined, be subuhman rat migrating all over europe acting like literal nigger you are while refusing to integrate while your whore mother at home works for 450€ month making shit tier products my mother unironically checks country of origin when buying food and if its from poland she doesnt buy it

Gorals living in Slovakia stop talking in polish kek because they dont want to be associated with poland, this doesnt happen with any other minority btw even fucking Rusyns keep talking their shitty hohol language

>when people rather would be called hohol than polack

XAAAAAAXAXAXAXAX