Nightly Chicago Police - There Will Be Robert Edition

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The 4th of July is when America celebrates it's independence, freedom, and hot dogs.

Meanwhile in Chicago, the 4th is celebrated by mass murder, mayhem and, of course, key checks.

2.5 hours to Robert. I repeat... 2.5 hours to Robert.

Other urls found in this thread:

youarelistening.to/chicago
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
chitownmugshots.com/
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

For those playing at home, you have your choice of bingo cards. Here's the first.

Here's the second official bingo card. Play often.

2st for Robert.

>checked

Not a big weekend so far, eh?

bump

It should start picking up pretty quick.

By this time last night we had...

> man walking down the street excessively drooling
> 12 year old car thieves.
> woman in wheelchair screaming and blocking sidewalk.
> lots of beatings, robberies, etc.

Should be an active night tonight.

Drunk Hispanic males with guns behind funeral home.

Dispatch can't stop laughing

>drunk and have guns

IT BEGINS!!

Nice trips, last time I listened a crazy black woman with a doo-rag was swinging a bookbag around in the Popeyes drive-thru.

Hit in the head with a skillet?

any alien invasions call signs yet?

No. Even the aliens are smart enough to stay out of Chicago.

youarelistening.to/chicago

time to do shots

I'm gonna drink for each square on this one. See you on the other side Sup Forums

LOTS OF BLACK MEN WITH GUNS.

THEY ALL HAVE GUNS.

someone post the police codes

Check your keys!!!!

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

wew it's gonna get hairy

Vehicular assault with a Monte Carlo SS, undoubtedly a white male.

With the exception of 10-4 (OK), they almost never use codes

So far tonight...

> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet

2 key checks so far.

I wish you fair winds and following seas, user

WHITE
CRIMINAL

Sup Forums BTFO

Ripley says... no fucking way.

dang... this makes me want to be a cop in Chicago. To help, sure, but mainly for the thrills. I've had a dull life.

Fuck off white boy.

7:47 PM - The Cheery Dispatcher.

Calls are "stacked". So, if you need a cop wait in line like everyone else.

About 1/2 an hour ago she got into a laughing fit for about 5 minutes.

>tfw not robert hours yet

You don't scare me leaf

Fucken white boy, lol

You's a bitch.
WHITE
BOY

Hang in there. There WILL be Robert

Oooh a new one!

Was looking forward to this all day, life has meaning again

Need a new bingo card with dispatcher making farting noises.

Caribbean Festival is going on tonight! Black people and rum in chicago what could go wrong.

Dispatch or officer making fart noises

>polish speaker needed

lolwut did the poles have enough of chicago's crime and send people to unclog the pipes?

bump

bump

Because it's a big weekend, and with the help of time zones and the internet, it would be interesting to see if this thread theme can continue uninterrupted til Tuesday

Christmas eve is a great time to listen too, mein famalam

"3 day Holiday Weekend in Chiraq"

>silence for 25 second

I started getting excited.

>armed with a golf club

'murica

>van trying to pick up kids

Dan's at it again boys.

What was she laughing about?

WAS THAT ROBERT?

That girl is a qt desu

WHITE MALE RUNNING AFTER A GUY SHOTS FIRED

Not sure what started it, but she was laughing through sending a car out for "4 hispanic males with guns hanging out at a funeral home"

wait till the 4th when everyone is partying, add tards with fireworks and copious amounts of liquor and gatherings and the yearly shitshow will really begin

was listening this afternoon and it was a different vibe with businesses open, people doing dumb shit like shoplifting

who exactly is robert? new to this

fuck I can't do this bros I'm wasted after seven shots. me

...

pussy

"Robert" is the code for the night shift, which starts around 10:00pm-10:30pm each night.

All calls will be like... 1234 Robert , 5555 Robert, ect.

Over the last few days, "Robert" has morphed/memed into a super-cop who single-handedly takes down all of the criminals in Chicago.

I like to think of Chicago as a preserve, we've managed to corral the dindus so we can sit back and enjoy their animal behavior.

It's also the phonetic for the letter R, a substitute for "roger" as in "I understand" so our pal Robert is mentioned a whole heck of a lot.

shouldn't try to play drinking games with Chicago's crime

No one wins a Chicago drinking game. You shouldn't even try.

fuck off man 7 shots of vodka and i'm not that big

>88

ROBERT WILL BASH SKULLS TONIGHT

I need more vodka for my cranberry juice desu

kek

thanks

10-4 robert.i got the purple goodness right here.
>98642 checking in

Just came back from a walk in chicago. It was Jeweish as fuck, & then all of a sudden I walked into India. This city is nuts. It's amazing how segregated certain parts of the city are.

fucking 20 mins

> Something odd happens

Already tonight, we've had...

> mom hitting son with a skillet
> man armed with golf club threatening people

you mean ROMEO?

>brexit.jpg

toplel

add non-weapon used as weapon: goldf club

>mentally challenged guy rolling on the ground

Male with band-aids on his chest

who exactly would want to be a cop in chicago anyway?

Yes

Tonight's story so far...

So far tonight..
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> White man with gun... Ripley checking it out
> Two stolen bikes RECOVERED
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?

I forgive you user

...

thanks

>roomate trying to stab him in the chest with a knife.

tonight is going to have /r9k/ attacking Normies.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-4
fuck yea.

In a few hours it will start.

I like these threads but can someone explain the Robert meme for me?

I haven't paid attention to these threads. Who is robert?

Read the thread faggot

Out of breath cop = foot chase.

The same reason you do border patrol.

You are a "war junkie" that gets a kick from being up close and personal to demented fuckery.

Murph come back, please Murph

Robert is a AI program the dispatch is turning off and on, or giving orders to verbally. R.O.B.E.R.T is a advanced chimphandeling program.

"Two male blacks"
the subtle perfection of word placement

Perp re-writes a Beatles Song.... they came in through the front side window.

WHERE DA ROBERT BOIS AT

Male asked for assistance with moving his stuff out, guess he has a crazy ex or something kek hope it gets nasty

There's a little Robert in all of us.

Except you. By the picture I'm guessing you want a lot of Robert in you.

daily reminder that thread spliters burn in hell like the bread they waste.

oc from last night for my Roberts.
>10-4