For those playing at home, you have your choice of bingo cards. Here's the first.
Joshua Cruz
Here's the second official bingo card. Play often.
Josiah Baker
2st for Robert.
Oliver Gonzalez
>checked
Not a big weekend so far, eh?
Dylan Peterson
bump
Owen Cook
It should start picking up pretty quick.
By this time last night we had...
> man walking down the street excessively drooling > 12 year old car thieves. > woman in wheelchair screaming and blocking sidewalk. > lots of beatings, robberies, etc.
Should be an active night tonight.
Wyatt Kelly
Drunk Hispanic males with guns behind funeral home.
Dispatch can't stop laughing
Jackson Rodriguez
>drunk and have guns
IT BEGINS!!
Matthew Phillips
Nice trips, last time I listened a crazy black woman with a doo-rag was swinging a bookbag around in the Popeyes drive-thru.
Aaron Price
Hit in the head with a skillet?
Asher Sullivan
any alien invasions call signs yet?
Jason Clark
No. Even the aliens are smart enough to stay out of Chicago.
Vehicular assault with a Monte Carlo SS, undoubtedly a white male.
Liam Thomas
With the exception of 10-4 (OK), they almost never use codes
Angel Diaz
So far tonight...
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home. > Dispatcher who can't stop laughing > Mom hits son in head with a skillet
Chase Adams
2 key checks so far.
Eli Flores
I wish you fair winds and following seas, user
Anthony Scott
WHITE CRIMINAL
Sup Forums BTFO
Brayden Perez
Ripley says... no fucking way.
William Parker
dang... this makes me want to be a cop in Chicago. To help, sure, but mainly for the thrills. I've had a dull life.
Ayden Phillips
Fuck off white boy.
Andrew Reed
7:47 PM - The Cheery Dispatcher.
Jacob Baker
Calls are "stacked". So, if you need a cop wait in line like everyone else.
Elijah Smith
About 1/2 an hour ago she got into a laughing fit for about 5 minutes.
Christopher Sanders
>tfw not robert hours yet
Blake Morales
You don't scare me leaf
Lucas Bailey
Fucken white boy, lol
You's a bitch. WHITE BOY
Christopher Adams
Hang in there. There WILL be Robert
James Cruz
Oooh a new one!
Kayden Foster
Was looking forward to this all day, life has meaning again
Gavin Long
Need a new bingo card with dispatcher making farting noises.
Brandon Johnson
Caribbean Festival is going on tonight! Black people and rum in chicago what could go wrong.
Jaxon Lopez
Dispatch or officer making fart noises
Joshua Sanchez
>polish speaker needed
Adam Long
lolwut did the poles have enough of chicago's crime and send people to unclog the pipes?
Henry White
bump
Evan Cook
bump
Hunter Thomas
Because it's a big weekend, and with the help of time zones and the internet, it would be interesting to see if this thread theme can continue uninterrupted til Tuesday
Joseph Robinson
Christmas eve is a great time to listen too, mein famalam
Oliver Russell
"3 day Holiday Weekend in Chiraq"
Justin Miller
>silence for 25 second
I started getting excited.
Nicholas Price
>armed with a golf club
'murica
Gabriel Lee
>van trying to pick up kids
Dan's at it again boys.
Christian Gonzalez
What was she laughing about?
Benjamin Thomas
WAS THAT ROBERT?
Benjamin Wright
That girl is a qt desu
WHITE MALE RUNNING AFTER A GUY SHOTS FIRED
Carter Cooper
Not sure what started it, but she was laughing through sending a car out for "4 hispanic males with guns hanging out at a funeral home"
Nolan Rodriguez
wait till the 4th when everyone is partying, add tards with fireworks and copious amounts of liquor and gatherings and the yearly shitshow will really begin
Bentley Garcia
was listening this afternoon and it was a different vibe with businesses open, people doing dumb shit like shoplifting
Easton Hughes
who exactly is robert? new to this
Landon Gomez
fuck I can't do this bros I'm wasted after seven shots. me
Kevin Rogers
...
Ryder Hernandez
pussy
Hunter Lee
"Robert" is the code for the night shift, which starts around 10:00pm-10:30pm each night.
All calls will be like... 1234 Robert , 5555 Robert, ect.
Over the last few days, "Robert" has morphed/memed into a super-cop who single-handedly takes down all of the criminals in Chicago.
Owen Hughes
I like to think of Chicago as a preserve, we've managed to corral the dindus so we can sit back and enjoy their animal behavior.
Matthew Parker
It's also the phonetic for the letter R, a substitute for "roger" as in "I understand" so our pal Robert is mentioned a whole heck of a lot.
Austin Martin
shouldn't try to play drinking games with Chicago's crime
Blake Turner
No one wins a Chicago drinking game. You shouldn't even try.
Mason Morales
fuck off man 7 shots of vodka and i'm not that big
Jonathan Russell
>88
ROBERT WILL BASH SKULLS TONIGHT
I need more vodka for my cranberry juice desu
Caleb Gray
kek
thanks
Jaxson Young
10-4 robert.i got the purple goodness right here. >98642 checking in
Thomas Turner
Just came back from a walk in chicago. It was Jeweish as fuck, & then all of a sudden I walked into India. This city is nuts. It's amazing how segregated certain parts of the city are.
Ethan Cox
fucking 20 mins
Aaron Thomas
> Something odd happens
Already tonight, we've had...
> mom hitting son with a skillet > man armed with golf club threatening people
Kayden Johnson
you mean ROMEO?
Grayson Baker
>brexit.jpg
toplel
Julian Russell
add non-weapon used as weapon: goldf club
Jacob Sanchez
>mentally challenged guy rolling on the ground
Landon Hughes
Male with band-aids on his chest
Benjamin Roberts
who exactly would want to be a cop in chicago anyway?
Chase Gomez
Yes
Julian Gutierrez
Tonight's story so far...
So far tonight.. > 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home. > Dispatcher who can't stop laughing > Mom hits son in head with a skillet > Check your keys > White man with gun... Ripley checking it out > Two stolen bikes RECOVERED > Dispatcher making fart noises > Does anyone speak Polish? > Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids > Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people > Man stabs roommate in chest with knife. > 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
Angel Cox
I forgive you user
Christian Martinez
...
Isaiah Barnes
thanks
Jose Murphy
>roomate trying to stab him in the chest with a knife.
tonight is going to have /r9k/ attacking Normies. >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-4 fuck yea.
Lincoln Fisher
In a few hours it will start.
Landon Anderson
I like these threads but can someone explain the Robert meme for me?
Matthew Thomas
I haven't paid attention to these threads. Who is robert?
Christian Kelly
Read the thread faggot
Jace Long
Out of breath cop = foot chase.
Ethan Jenkins
The same reason you do border patrol.
You are a "war junkie" that gets a kick from being up close and personal to demented fuckery.
Nolan Rodriguez
Murph come back, please Murph
Kayden Thomas
Robert is a AI program the dispatch is turning off and on, or giving orders to verbally. R.O.B.E.R.T is a advanced chimphandeling program.
Caleb Nelson
"Two male blacks" the subtle perfection of word placement
Matthew Gomez
Perp re-writes a Beatles Song.... they came in through the front side window.
Christopher Hill
WHERE DA ROBERT BOIS AT
Caleb Parker
Male asked for assistance with moving his stuff out, guess he has a crazy ex or something kek hope it gets nasty
Levi Bell
There's a little Robert in all of us.
Except you. By the picture I'm guessing you want a lot of Robert in you.
Isaac Flores
daily reminder that thread spliters burn in hell like the bread they waste.