>War of the Five Kings
>One king killed before it even begins
>Two got killed in a wedding
>A fucking wedding
>One got JUST-ed so hard in the middle of nowhere
-The last got thrown off a bridge
>Not a single winner
What an anti-climax... now that they are all dead, what the hell is the war in the next season called?
The war of incest
does GRRM talk about any of their tax policies?
In the books I'm pretty sure he does with Stannis.
I know Stannis wanted to ban prostitution and shit like that.
They mentioned that in the show too.
Based Stannis knows that moral degeneracy can't be kept running around if you want to keep the society intact.
If Balon Greyjoy becomes King of everything, where do his people reave?
>Book Stannis is the coolest fucking guy ever, fighting for the just and right.
>Show Stannis' character is fucking assassinated and JUSTed so hard
I dropped it so fucking hard and never looked back. D&D can go fuck themselves.
>Balon
"Fuck tax, i take what i want and i pay the iron price!!"
>Joffrey
"Tax? Yeah sure i put the highest tax for those filthy peasants."
>Stannis
"Taxes are equal to all citizens of the realm and must be paid as your duty."
>Robb
"Winter tax is coming."
>Renly
"WTF is a tax policy lol?"
money on war of 5 queens
Aren't most of the queens already allied?
yeah true but i bet they call it that even though to please intnet only two of them are queens
your mum, of course
>tfw not smart enough for the mind trick queen
He never wanted to be king of everything. He wanted to be the king of the ironborn instead of being cucked by some crazy bastard incestspawn.
>Maester Qyburn, i am small council
war of the five QUEENS
>just and right
>cuck your wife with a priestess to make shadow demon that assassinates your brother
Stannis is a fucking hypocrite.
>Only two legit queens
Its still War of the Five Kings, just with different combatants now (Cersei, Jon, Euron, Dany and The Night King)
Wasn't that the point?
He sold out everything he believed in for nothing. That's why he was just like 'fuck it, do your duty you unusually tall troll woman'
>wife knew it was going to happen
>Stannis didn't know a shadow baby was going to pop out
>he was told it was just going to turn the tide in his favor
>Warned his brother to stand down or face the consequences
>his brother, that was younger, and not in the right to the throne
>He still regrets it to this very day, and will never forget what he had done.
regardless i bet they will do it to please tumblrites
No, the point was that this guy thinks Book Stannis is cool when he's been an asshole since the beginning. These plot points are book based, not show based.
did you just assume the Night King's gender?!
>assume
Where the hell did the whole mind trick queen stuff come from?
sansafags, what'd you expect?
But I thought the joke was at the expense of Sansa. Is it not?
Oysters, clams, and KEKOLDS!
This white man deserved it for choosing to be tied to that tree
It is but sansafags were the ones who called her the mind trick queen first and now people are making fun of them
>sansafags were the ones who called her the mind trick queen
Who? Where?
I don't have the picture but there was some fanart thing were bran was labelled the three eyed raven, jon the resurrected king, arya the Faceless assassin and then they couldn't think of anything for sansa because she's useless so they made up mind trick queen.
That's funny if it's true.
Only in the show, though. In the book his character is virtually the same as it has always been and that's the point; Stannis has been a butthurt, pragmatic and joyless man his entire goddamn life.
How about you guys make a /got/ general instead of making rogue threads
>Great evil in Westeros is a CIS white man
Really makes you THINK
Doesn't matter. Hes a fucking kin-slayer that contributed to his brothers murder in his tent. Nothing honorable about that. Also, burned his daughter alive. Faggot deserved to die in a snowy forest.
book stannis started out as a weird asshole and then turned out to be the only good king you homo