/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

*to the tune of hotline bling*
let he who knows kino cast the first stone

QOTD: Do you know kino?

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go aawayy u have the worst account

I'm just a chick who's into movies.
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I'm just a chick who's into movies.

why should i give a fuck about some dude mr smith going to washington, movies aren't blogs, faggots.

>Do you know kino?
What do you think?

Adam Cook

Eve Chef

Name a film more satisfying of an experience than taking a cock.

Duck Soup

Jean Renoir?

Don't post unless you have 1k+ films logged. Otherwise, your taste is unknown.

What does /lbg/ think of this?

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Threads are always shit, but in the weekends they always become worse. Why?

kys yourseld dead

is this supposed to be a humorously mislabeled doom reference?

What does /lbg/ think of the new (old) godard short?

I think, no, not 'think', I'm absolutely sure that Elan deserves the most painful and slow death possible to mankind. Fucking pathetic pretentious autistic anal faggot

it's over bro, another mod allowed it so Elan couldn't be autist about it

what is this. what happened

Yes, that one is over, I know. But for it, prolonged as it was, and all the other instances of his actions, Elan deserve no forgiveness.

Elan deleted the torrent multiple times before, the dude probably tried to upload the movie for the first time in december, maybe even sooner.

This image has become a symbol of evil in modern times

>torrent
Why do you pirate? Do you not have a job?

If no, you have more important things to preoccupy yourself with than watching movies.

Exciting stuff. Now let's hope those three Rivette shorts that were found last year will show up online soon.

did he trump it solely based on quality or something? what a dick.

find me a link where I can buy Une femme coquette

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Kill yourself, friend

Dumb non-reply poster

I'm just a movie who's into chicks. ;^)

Why don't I kill you? Tell me your address so I can murder you with an axe?

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Dumb reply poster

And so am I

upboat xd

Who cares about shorts. I'm talking about pirating feature length movies that you can buy for 10-30 dollars or rent for 3 dollars.

Wow, such thoughtful discourse. You guys totally aren't a bunch of retarded losers.

Or you can get for free.
Hard choice, much brainwork

L&H or Marx bros.?

Suck my dick, fagbaby

Haven't seen it but Sidney Poitier is a great actor.

i love emily jean so much i could probably suck her dick if she had one

>Who cares about shorts
t. embryo

Then why even pirate? Why not devote your energy elsewhere? You'll never become cultured. You'll always be a pitiful loser.

>Why do you goyim steal for free what you can waste good money on?

shouldn't you be working on Justice League, Zack?

A movie is feature-length.

A short is not a movie, a short is a student project.

I believe you think you're making sense. You're not

All shorts except L&H's stuff are embryo garbage.
>le padding out your profile with 5 second experimental shorts may may

No, you're just retarded.
Films are films; any length, be short or feature.

Shouldn't you be enhancing your vocation skills? Or mowing the lawn? Or reading? Or writing proposals?

Do you do anything besides be in this general and pirate movies?

Explain to me how you don't sound like a philistine.

>that is his extent of cinematic knowledge
>thinks people only watch shorts for numbers on their precious letterboxd profiles
>dares to call anyone else embryo
t. megaembryo

Emma "Downs" Stone

PREVIOUS THREAD: (Please link this in the OP, in future)

>I'm a faggot

it's almost as if people can do more than one thing at a time. funny that.

CURRENT FAGGOT:

Gee, Louise!

Also,
CURRENT THREAD!!: This is very, but very, but veeery important!

>mowing the lawn
It's the middle of February and snow is on the ground.

Apparently Elan is old and lives alone, I feel bad for him. It's like being a dick on a torrent site is all he's got.

Can someone who thinks Moonlight is a 10/10 please explain your reasoning to me? I genuinely want to like it but it just doesn't work for me.

Why not someone who thinks it's 6/10, or 7/10 or 8/10 or 9/10, all positive ratings?

If shorts "matter" then so do commercials

You don't pay to go watch shorts in a cinema, you pay to watch a feature-length film.

Obviously shorts matter, this is not a real discussion.
Ads can matter too, depends on the presence of a real artist.

>only counts if you pay for it on le cinema theater
lmao

Because I'm more interested in someone who thinks it's a masterpiece. I went on RT and Metacritic and every single critic I even vaguely follow has given it a rave review and I'm just not feeling it. I like the film but it's nowhere close to a masterpiece, I gave it three stars.

They don't matter enough to warrant diligent scouring or attention. Short films are usually made as short independent student projects because they are just that, short. It's an opportunity to get someone's feet wet in the filmmaking process, and therefore they tend to be experimental and nonconventional to traditional storytelling paradigms. That being said, their length limits them from letting a narrative breathe. Instead, you're merely presented a scenario, a couple gags, a dash of images. It's not coherent or meaningful because the length can't sustain such notions.

Rediculous. Length has no bearing on anything. Tell me you are trolling.

anto report to film

First you said they don't matter, now that they don't matter enough, It's a long jump.

>their length limits them from letting a narrative breathe
Ah, a plotbabby! That explains a lot

If you're not telling a plot, you're not making a movie. The story is singular most important element of a movie. If you're not given a coherent story, you're just looking at random alternating images (turn your brain off).

youtube.com/watch?v=0rykzxxcsRM

end my life

Completely wrong. So no experimental films have any value, according to you. I'm sure you'll find many who agree with you, sadly.

since we're discussing short films, whats /lbg/ opinion on the quay brothers?

they suck

>If you're not telling a plot, you're not making a movie
>The story is singular most important element of a movie
>If you're not given a coherent story, you're just looking at random alternating images (turn your brain off)
Holy macaroni, embryo

JANE?

a plot

Very distinctive

hi im dropout_cuck and I love ugly poo in loo bitches

a big plot

No, the embryo is the one that thinks abandoning plot and showing random images without any dialogue is legitimate cinema. It's not.

Reminder.

Why. Because you say so? Your blind spots are absolute? lol

you must hate hollis frampton

You're anti-cinema, buddy. But you still don't know it

Cinema is character, plot, conflict, and resolution all told in moving images.

hi im dropout_cuck and I love ugly poo in loo bitches

they suck

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Now you're just baiting too hard, no yous deserved

>they said /lbg/ was better than Sup Forums

Dumb non-reply poster

>I limit art

Filmwise it is but discussion wise it isn't.

>art has no rules

>art has a bunch of arbitrary rules because of my blind spots

All I'm saying is little 10 minute shorts of a guy cutting an orange in half is not meaningful. Neither is a crudely made short story. It's not a movie, it's a skit, a collection of scenes, test footage. A feature-length movie is dedication of time to be absorbed and immersed. It's tough to be immersed to a meaningful extent for a 5-30 minute short.

Yes, that is correct.

>A feature-length movie is dedication of time to be absorbed
much dedication
stare screen 90 minutes
very achievement