anime edition
/brit/
doing a poo lads
Girls with willies
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I agree with the vocaroo guy but I couldn't understand the first 30 seconds of his rant the first time
Currently chatting to 7 girls that all want my knob
Have to select one
Thinking of going with the Italian au pair
ever cried at a film or TV show lads?
>This absolute casual
birmingham's curry is on a different level mate.
anime
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Terrible edition. Considering intervening next time
hate negroids
When Ash releases Butterfree
Cry like a faggot every time, usually because I'm drunk when I watch it
anime nonces out
season 4 episode 2 of BoJack Horseman
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Roy hodgson seems like a really cute old guy just trying to fit in
Don't think he knows what he's doing nothing
anime
idea: buy a jockstrap
I cried watching the Karate Kid.
If I had known that it was Will smith's kid and that he was probably being abused and forced into being a movie star, I wouldn't have.
horse shit
how would you even have time for that
unless youre neet
in which case why would they want your knob
i think he seems like a bigot and would've been a bully in school
psychologytoday.com
just found out im a genious
I always find it scary for a moment. I worry every single time that I raged at someone, pissed someone off, did something stupid or illegal, burnt bridges or lost a friend. This has literally never happened because I'm a cheerful drunk the worst thing I can do is try and sing drinking songs with people too young to think that's fun. Nevertheless, I always worry.
Once I catch up with everyone and it's all fine it is quite a liberating feeling, cause you know you had a damn good night and knowing that from time to time is better than the 1000th memory of a slightly above average evening.
can i come
It's always either an anime edition, a chink edition, a nonce edition or some other stupid edition. Sort yourselves out.
got depressed and took a load of pills at uni and parents had to come get me
youtube.com
>My friends, you bow to no one
>take 14 yr old son home from karate practice friday night
>he brings a couple of the other students along with him
>one of the kids brought along a playstation VR headset, cool
>couple of hours go by, sounds pretty quiet. text him, no answer.
>go to the bathroom, walk by and smell weed coming from his room.
>go in to check
>son is naked hanging upside down from large meat hooks, fapping non stop
>karate students in the background doing taekwondo
this is what VR will be like
there is an anime edition maybe once a week, calm down
Hello virgin
people call /brit/ a radical centrist general but it seems like more of an anarchist society
>Tfw listening to a carpenters song
does this mean i'm going to be a blithering lunatic soon?
youtube.com
literally bawled my eyes out at this scene
I'm on the couch listening to vintage tv but another time
Any Cardiff man in
my theory
you (and i, cos im projecting) are predisposed to depression
at home your parents always bother you about something so you have little time to wallow
at uni you need to both put yourself out there whilst also having lots of free independent time- two factors collide to expose the inner worthlessness that was there all along
voila, time to get up on a stool
lol thats literally middle school girl behavior
going through that myself rn
noone believes I'm depressed though
this is fucking shit
>haha you're good looking, tall, handsome, intelligent, deep voiced, positive canthal tilt, nice accent
>you have no reason to be depressed
sigh.
Drank like 5 beers
do you drive? can you pick me up from dublin airport tomorrow night please mate
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
had sex a few times actually
just never with a girl that was attractive
v_v
that sucks bro...
Whenever I watch stuff like LOTR or Game of Thrones I try to imagine honestly what I'd be like if I came to power in a society like that.
Not sure if I'd be a crazed dictator who starts off normal and goes mad with power or the kinda uncaring lord who doesn't really give a fuck about titles and formality and doing things the 'right' way and all my mates would still call me by my first name or 'cunt'.
Like to think I'd be the latter but power corrupts, as they say.
>positive canthal tilt
Can guarantee no one has ever EVER days this to anyone in real life
Fuck off
why is it Fins are always so obnoxiously patriotic and always talk about how Finland is so great?
fuck off scum
except we've all heard your voice and its terrible.
Cos it is
nice canthal tilt bro
STOP POSTING THIS RETARDED DERESSING PEPE CUNT NO HIS NAME IS NOT APU STUPID FROG CUNT
positive canthal tilt is generally considered suboptimal for men, better than a negative but worse than a neutral
yeah
79561431
Never reply to me again
just want a leader like Lord Vetinari in this country
ffs
:^c
who do you reckon would win in a fist fight.
2 brit posters or 2Korean People's Army grunts.
why is it: Fins are always so: obnoxiously patriotic and always: talk about how: Finland is so: great?
their government has brainwashed them to have almost north korea levels of patriotism
>positive canthal lift
posts like this make me think 190kg is actually an elaborate troll.
>nice positive canthal lift bro
you literally don't know what you're talking about.
think most of the smaller countries in europe overestimate their own importance.
the Dutch are the worst for this though.
alright, calm down xiao
jesus christ, this guy is obnoxious. look at how patriotic he is -_-
Nobody really gives a shit unless it's extremely noticeable, 190kg is just obsessed with it because he thinks it's this great thing. It would be if he were a woman, or a cat. Instead he's just a fat narcissist scratching at straws to prove his own superiority to himself and a handful of random internet strangers bored enough to listen to his shit sometimes.
>Decide to look up why exactly my house always get flooded with spiders in september
>find articles that are 90% Zoomed in images of spiders
HATE journalists. Just want to know why ive had to kill 6 fucking spiders in the last hour
And I need a friend
Oh, I need a friend
To make me happy
Not stand here on my own
everyone's a paki except me
Very good post
>haha you're not depressed xd
>you're being le ebin troll xd
fuck off i'm depressed
all I've done this week is go to the shop and smoke on a park bench.
HIS NAME IS APU APUSTAJA AND YOU WILL SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT
sometimes i eat whole raw chickens just to freak my mom out
Hilarious how this Australian is writing these long winded blocks of text and nary a pixel of them are entering my cornea
Are you still petrified by barbers
alri
how do we remove the pakis
tryna get a lil job
>What does working ethics mean to you?
What should i say lads
Irish can't read anyway
oi ireland lad i'm on the train to gatwick as we speak still ok to meet you in dublin at 2am ye?
the colons feel wrong and yet i can't disagree with a single one
sometimes i shag our pet chickens just to freak my mom out
do us all a favour and kill yourself then.
means like doing work and that
THERES NO TIME FOR MORE GOOGLING, GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE NOW
THATS A SIGN OF A STAGE 5 INFESTATION ODDS ARE THERE ARE MILLIONS OF SPIDERS IN YOUR HOME
The chinks are the real problem desu
Didn't you just graduate with a law degree
Fucking do something, get a job, pull yourself up by your bootstraps
post apu
Despite being technically a dictator, Lord Vetinari does not exercise the despotic rule that characterised some of his predecessors. Vetinari is the archetype of a benevolent dictator, in a chilly, inscrutable way. In The Truth, he permits the emergence of a free press, and has rarely, if ever, been known to have innocent people just dragged off to dungeons without a trial: The notable exception to this rule are mime artists, whom Vetinari despises. Vetinari banned all mime performances from Ankh-Morpork shortly after taking power. Mime artists who violate the ban usually find themselves hanging upside down in Vetinari's scorpion pit while reading a sign saying "Learn the Words".
Morporkians are in no doubt that Vetinari is firmly in charge of the city; the political system of Ankh-Morpork is described as "One Man, One Vote," in which Vetinari is the Man, and he has the Vote.
I'm not quite: sure why Fins: do this but: I can assure you that: it doesn't bother: us foreigners at: all.
think 190kg puts his positive tilt on his cv?
>Blind southern prick can't see the real problem
heh, i think i might have something here
i want to live somewhere nice
britain won't do. it won't do at all.
where is nice.
who else goes to gay clubs regularly bc u like taking ur shirt off in the club not bc u're gay
Give them a 4 hour lecture on Platonic ethics. With specific quotes from the Republic and the Gorgias.
the only chinese in cardiff are students
too anxious to go into one.
feel like I'm getting judged,feel like thy won't want to cut my hair
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