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gunna watch rick and mortty

>a shame those two problems aren't extremely easy to solve. oh well.

if you have friends they're easy to solve. unless you're suggesting i visit whores.

as for the lfie outside of work, i want to but i'm always too tired after work to do anything. i also feel like these things are aimed at people in their 30s anyway, not people in their early 20s (who are assumed to already have friends)

gunna watch shit and sharty

anime

Still wish netflix had better films

anime

the chad ethnonationalism

finland

Anniemays

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How can I encourage beard growth

baffling post

>tfw toil cometh at sundown

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Yanks are a scourge on humanity

kill yourself and hope to be reincarnated as a paki

you don't
just keep shaving it until it fills out more with age

though some nitwits here will tell you to take testosterone pills to grow a beard and then also get liver and kidney damage

minoxidil

absolute STATE of yanks lads
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watch anime

try yelling at it

>Murder is illegal

Hmmm...

can't make up my autism level

asked a girl out in a really vague way that a female friend suggested to me. the girl basically ripped me apart and said she was planning to just leave me hanging but that she made plans with a friend instead just so she could say no to me. turns out she was joking and she has no idea I was asking her out, but I didn't realise and started apologising and shit like a cuck

I played it off like I was apologising for something else (I like to tease people, and she actually did get really annoyed when I did it yesterday), and now she's apologising for making me feel like I actually upset her

could probably just about get away with the whole thing if not for the fact I told the other friend I got rejected and she's probably going to gossip

just poured a bottle of wine over my head for no reason

>just keep shaving it until it fills out more with age

wat

a while back i got diagnosed with having a female sexual psychology even though im a man

apparently 5% of men are like this, and ~70% of women

it means i dont get horny on my own, i only get aroused after someone else initiates things.

its called receptive libido or something like that

since its just "alternate" and not necessarily a disorder per se, my NHS doctor wouldnt prescribe anything >:^(

>liver and kidney damage from testosterone or its derivatives

Dunno was Lucky enough and could always grow a good beard

shaving makes the hair come back faster and thicker

didnt you know this?

What boards have increased and decreased in quality?

I'll start with the obvious: Sup Forums. what was the pinnacle of the mad side of the internet has just descended into porn board and shitty ylyl. The porn isnt even good aswell. Dont understand why they dont just go on /gif/.

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You should start with a simple joke

My old opening was a joke about where i was going to take her on the first date, seemed to get a lot of responses

prehistoric gimmick

think you're just bent mate

old wives tale

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any man staying up for the boxing

>Sup Forums has decreased in quality

There is no evidence for this. It's an old wives tale.

isn't that bollocks

tell your mates to stop shaving

taking pills to fuck with your hormones can fuck your body up

I mean, keep shaving it when it looks bad, and stop shaving once it starts to grow more (with age)

most benders are randy af, what are you talking about

>I believe absolutely anything: the post

that's a myth, beards fill out more with age just because you get more facial hair the older you get

only proven way to get real results is applying stuff like minoxidil, look on youtube

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How old is are Duke? He is aging like fine wine.

Also LOL at the fat bitter mong on the left

Do you talk to women like a normal conversation with men or what, what do women like to talk about, themselves? How do you make them open up and tease them?

@all the lads that just (You)d me

>Netflix

so you're saying you're not gay?

Here we go lads

you can't post static images on /gif/ and everyone on Sup Forums is having a wank to their oneitis's facebook or pics of some lad's gf

No it can't.

Guy who wants a beard: Buy a few vials testosterone enanthate and masteron from TridentPharma.

Then buy minoxidil and apply it to your beard area. Beard in 4 months guaranteed or your money back.

women love to talk about themselves irl, but not so much via text because it's more effort
is that a joke

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*British Grenadiers intensifies*

>Met the perfect girl at work
>Could talk to her like a lad
>24, like me
>Also really horny
>tfw she's engaged

doing a read
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Great edition. How fash are you lads?

i am gay
but in a sappy overly romantic way

im not as sexual as most gays are :c

Very confusing

" (You)
Thanks sound advice but I son understand the head over shoulder bit can you explain more ? You're dancing with a girl then you move behind her and kiss her on the cheek?"

Yeah you're dancing behind her with your hands on her waist and her ass pushing into your knob giving you a boner. She's leaning back into you so if you tilt your head down and put it next to hers it's like over her shoulder. At this point you can ask her something if you want like "what's your name?". She'll turn around and you'll still be dancing but fsce to face and you have to lean in close to talk because it's loud. I usually put my hand on her face/side of her neck when I'm talking to her like this too. You'll be able to tell if she wants to kiss.

I hate anime

he's on steroids and has had a lot of plastic surgery

Watching the Breakfast Club on Netflix, such a peng film.

The vows haven't been said yet lad, always light at the end of the tunnel

*gets my willy out*

Are you absolutely out of your fucking tree mate?